Friday Night Fisticuffs

Mortal Kombat

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Game Mortal Kombat (2011)
Upload Date Sep 5, 2014
Length 1:04:44
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For the Machinima episode, see Mortal Kombat.

For the Super Best Friends Watch episode, see Mortal Kombat 9.

“You know who probably thought Terminator 2 was a better movie? Hitler!” — Pat

Mortal Kombat is the twenty-second episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam receive a dire message from their futures selves, telling them to invade Shang Tsung's dreams, mess up the match settings, test their luck, do flesh-light supers, continually fail to do fatalities, set each other on fire, and shit on Movado in order to stop the oncoming apocalypse.

About Edit

Best Friends get caught up in the Soul-nado that is MK9! Don't barf on my leg, idiot!
— Website description


You put your sign out in, you put sign in out, you put your sign out in and you shake it all about...
— Woolie
Good luck with your butt.
— Matt
I'll believe that in two seconds. I'm believing it now.
— Pat
That's like calling her Cripple Batgirl.
— Woolie, on Blind Kenshi
Now we can test our luck.
— Liam
Bo' Rai Cho is OG. Shut up.
— Pat
And he taught Liu Kang how to fart.
— Matt,about Bo' Rai Cho
I don't know what the fuck is going on here.
— Pat
Mortal Kombat!
— Woolie
I love two characters that are next to each other, just whiffing projectiles.
— Matt
That's what happens when cops fight space wizards.
— Woolie
I'm fucking salt, man!
— Pat
That'd be bullshit because Shao Kahn's the strongest.
— Pat
And smells the best.
— Matt
How do you know when an Australian is lying? You don't, don't trust Australians because they are liars. It helps them do crimes.
— Pat
More study was done on the costume, and the scientists came back with a no.
— Matt, on Sindel's alt costume
You know who probably thought Terminator 2 was a better movie? Hitler!
— Pat
No ones friends with The Pain. Not even The Boss.
— Matt
How about you fuck off you lying Ed Boon.
— Pat

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 6/3
Pat 5/4
Woolie 3/5
Liam 2/4

Letter Time Edit

There was no Letter Time this week.


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