Saturday Morning Scrublords

Mortal Kombat Armageddon

MK Armagedon Title
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Game Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
Upload Date Feb 20, 2015
Length 1:10:37
Previous Evil Zone
Next Bio F.R.E.A.K.S
“Matt, you know what I say to you when you say this kept fighting games alive? I say the ends don't justify the means.” — Pat

Mortal Kombat Armageddon is the fourth episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam fight to the death to see who gets to cause end of the world. During their struggles, they discuss how the worst game in the Mortal Kombat series may have been the savior of all fighting games and give the fans what they have been clamoring for as they throw a being of uncontrollable fury into The Storm.

About Edit

Armageddon is finally upon and we can't chug the booze fast enough. The youtube suggested tag for this is "Mortal Kombat: Armageddon (Award-Winning Work)" Really, youtube? Really?
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

This is swill that you can feel good about.
— Matt
Matt has been slaving over this. I came over one time and he was just sitting here, mashing A.
— Liam
If you know, like, or have any affinity for a character on this screen, you're not allowed to pick them.
— Woolie
Where it's real world versus absurd magic horse-shit, and you just have Wolf doing a giant swing to Motaro. The horse part.
— Pat
Matt, you know what I say to you when you say this kept fighting games alive? I say the ends don't justify the means.
— Pat
Look, I have Danny Trejo as my weapon. I'm gonna throw his mustache at you.
— Matt
I know a lot of martial arts are admittedly obscure but it feels like some of the ones they went with were fucking slap boxing from the Congo.
— Woolie
Just to let you guys know, Zubaz has a divekick. It's really good.
— Matt
I'm sure there was like a contest like, y'know, put Turok on your son's gravestone.
— Matt
It's amazing how they captured Plague's essence.
— Woolie
Yeah, Tanya looks great.
— Matt
Things I will do with Patreon money, build Great Wall of Tennessee to keep out Monguls.
— Liam as PlagueofGripes
So Drahmin is a character...
— Matt
Is he?
— Liam
Oh, that's not blockable.
— Woolie
“'Cause it's fire, idiot.
— Matt
Matt's willing to do some dumb bullshit for no gain. It's his most powerful ability.
— Pat
That's like an anarchist driving a Prius.
— Pat
Still a better racing game than Double Dash.
— Woolie
The only protege Scorpion would take on is, like, Sub-Zero's ex-girlfriend.
— Pat
Every time you complain about how a fighting game has only sixteen characters, look at this shit.
— Pat
If you send a picture of Hsu Hao to Ed Boon, he just writes "NO" in caps, 'cause they knew these were shit characters.
— Matt


Matt 2/4
Pat 0/4
Woolie 3/4
Liam 8/1

Motor Kombat 4-Way

Matt 0/2
Pat 1/1
Woolie 0/2
Liam 1/1

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