| Saturday Morning Scrublords
Mortal Kombat Armageddon
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| Game | Mortal Kombat: Armageddon |
| Upload Date | Feb 20, 2015 |
| Length | 1:10:37 |
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“Matt, you know what I say to you when you say this kept fighting games alive? I say the ends don't justify the means.” — Pat
Mortal Kombat Armageddon is the fourth episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam fight to the death to see who gets to cause end of the world. During their struggles, they discuss how the worst game in the Mortal Kombat series may have been the savior of all fighting games and give the fans what they have been clamoring for as they throw a being of uncontrollable fury into The Storm.
About[]
- “Armageddon is finally upon and we can't chug the booze fast enough. The youtube suggested tag for this is "Mortal Kombat: Armageddon (Award-Winning Work)" Really, youtube? Really?”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “This is swill that you can feel good about.”
- — Matt
- “Matt has been slaving over this. I came over one time and he was just sitting here, mashing A.”
- — Liam
- “If you know, like, or have any affinity for a character on this screen, you're not allowed to pick them.”
- — Woolie
- “Where it's real world versus absurd magic horse-shit, and you just have Wolf doing a giant swing to Motaro. The horse part.”
- — Pat
- “Matt, you know what I say to you when you say this kept fighting games alive? I say the ends don't justify the means.”
- — Pat
- “Look, I have Danny Trejo as my weapon. I'm gonna throw his mustache at you.”
- — Matt
- “I know a lot of martial arts are admittedly obscure but it feels like some of the ones they went with were fucking slap boxing from the Congo.”
- — Woolie
- “Just to let you guys know, Zubaz has a divekick. It's really good.”
- — Matt
- “I'm sure there was like a contest like, y'know, put Turok on your son's gravestone.”
- — Matt
- “It's amazing how they captured Plague's essence.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, Tanya looks great.”
- — Matt
- “Things I will do with Patreon money, build Great Wall of Tennessee to keep out Monguls.”
- — Liam as PlagueofGripes
- “So Drahmin is a character...”
- — Matt
- “Is he?”
- — Liam
- “Oh, that's not blockable.”
- — Woolie
- “'Cause it's fire, idiot.”
- — Matt
- “Matt's willing to do some dumb bullshit for no gain. It's his most powerful ability.”
- — Pat
- “That's like an anarchist driving a Prius.”
- — Pat
- “Still a better racing game than Double Dash.”
- — Woolie
- “The only protege Scorpion would take on is, like, Sub-Zero's ex-girlfriend.”
- — Pat
- “Every time you complain about how a fighting game has only sixteen characters, look at this shit.”
- — Pat
- “If you send a picture of Hsu Hao to Ed Boon, he just writes "NO" in caps, 'cause they knew these were shit characters.”
- — Matt
Wins/Losses[]
| Matt | 2/4 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 0/4 |
| Woolie | 3/4 |
| Liam | 8/1 |
Motor Kombat 4-Way
| Matt | 0/2 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 1/1 |
| Woolie | 0/2 |
| Liam | 1/1 |