| Matt's Cartoon Flophouse
Mortal Kombat Defenders of Stupidity
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| Show | Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm |
| Upload Date | June 22, 2011 |
| Length | 8:44 |
| Next | Street Fighter Stupidity! |
“Nothing burns hotter than ice.” — Sub-Zero
Mortal Kombat Defenders of Stupidity is the first episode of Matt's Cartoon Flophouse.
About[]
- “Hey, did you guys know Jax was a little fat babby when he was a babby? Let’s point and laugh at him!”
- — Website description
Description[]
In this installment Jax deals with his past weight problem, Sonya acts like a bitch, no one likes Stryker, Nightwolf plays with Kiba and Shao Kahn resurrects Shang Tsung so he can punch him in the face.
Memorable Lines[]
“IT'S KOMBAT TIME!!” — Sonya Blade
“Get.......Over here.” — Scorpion
“Kitana: It's going to be tight.
Liu-Kang: Better suck it in” — Kitana and Liu Kang's conversation in a Jet Plane
“SHANG TSUNG!” — Raiden
“Good timing, Raiden. The fights over, girlfriend.” — Jax, commenting on Raiden being fashionably late
“Ello, baybee (in a heavy Australian accent)” — Kano, meeting Sonya