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Two Best Friends Play:

Mortal Kombat Komplete

Mortal Kombat Komplete
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Game Various Mortal Kombat games
Season 7
Episode 11
Length 17:56
Upload Date Jun 23, 2013

Sep 26, 2013 (Re-upload)

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“Be better at Mortal Kombat, stupid!” — Matt
“No, I don't want to!” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play: Mortal Kombat, also known as Two Best Friends Play Mortal Kombat Games! is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat discuss the reasoning for yoga's creation, mistake swimming ducks for three guys having a party, get owned by marble columns, and incorporate Gianna Michaels into Mortal Kombat lore.


About Edit

Matt & Pat return to their dumb old stomping grounds in Outworld.
— Video description (Machinima)
Did you miss Matt and Pat playing butt loads of old Mortal Kombat games? They're really good! No, really!
— Video description (TheSw1tcher)

QuotesEdit

I played this on the Genesis, so it had blood, ya bunch of nerds.
— Pat
She's progressive. She's wearing yoga pants back then.
— Matt
Oh my god, it's all coming full circle.
— Pat
... in the future I hope they make pants that let me see girls' assholes.
— Pat
Reptile's, like, at the club.
— Pat (referring to Reptile's stance)
Mileena does have some gorgeous chest beefers. I'll give you that much.
— Matt
Oh my God, he's Nicolas Cage!
— Pat (referring to Johnny Cage)
This thunder god comes half-off!
— Matt (after tearing Raiden in half)
When I was thirteen, my boner popped so hard when I saw this. Everyone could see it.
— Matt
That was the one from MK 2 I remember jerking off too.
— Pat, about Kung Lao's fatality
"And I would've gotten away with it, too if it wasn't for you stupid kids and your little Liu Kang!
— Matt (as Quan Chi)
If you go to the clock town at 12:01 AM and then spin three times in backwards, Mileena will show you her butt.
— Pat
Will Woolie jack off to Arya tonight? Find out on today's episode of Game of Thrones!
— Matt
The answer is yes.
— Pat
If I wanna get killed by a barbed wire dick, I want it to be on land.
— Pat
Oh no, it's Scorpion. You defeated the traps of marble columns!
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • The song played At 16:21 is "Snake Eater" by Cynthia Harrell, from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, in reference to that game's famous ladder climbing moment.
  • This video was re-uploaded to the TheSw1tcher channel on Sep 26, 2013.

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