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Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks

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Game Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks
Episodes 11
Combined Length 6:10:26
Original Run Aug 16, 2014 - Sep 7, 2014
Controller Matt (as Kung Lao) and Woolie (as Liu Kang)
“Trained into us by the monks in the mountains, the secrets of fart jumping.” — Woolie

Best Friends Play Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks is a full Let's Play in which Woolie and Matt delve deep into the rich, carefully crafted narrative of the Mortal Kombat universe as they pour orange juice on Baraka's jobber army, chase down succulent Reptile ass, hype up the Orochi Hellbeast, look for bombchus, pray to Lord Collision Box, and consider sex with skeleton faced women.


Kwickly! We must use KO-OP to kill these kriminals!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

His pimp hand is strong. He's got four of them.
My friends were like 'Mortal Kombat, you're still playin' that, what are you a baby?' and I was a like 'Yes. Yes I am. I'm a big Mortal Kombat baby'.
Look at that. He just stapled Robocop's face on his own face. You could almost say it was a Face/Off.
If you get pushed hard enough into fuckin' wood you explode, folks. That's how it works.
Trained into us by the monks in the mountains, the secrets of fart jumping.
So Jonhhy Cage is contacting us on our fucking shaolin codex.
Trust the booty.
I feel like they modeled breasts, then the rest of the character.
You do a fatality, and then cut to their family around an empty table.
Putrid Corpse, why can't it be Nice-Smelling Corpse?
The password is, 'Jax is a fatty.'
They swim in your dick-hole and make you be crazy.
Respect my religion of my thunder god that I don't understand!
The camera is fighting us. It works for Shang Tsung.
The tool tip is ' Don't forget the Orochi Hellbeast.'
The bards of the universe will always sing of that time you just spammed projectiles.
Matt, as Raiden
Maybe you guys should think about this more than not at all.
Arghh! You interupted me! Watch this portal shoot out of my butt!
Skeletons are watching. They're watching hard, they're getting 'bone'ers.
Hashtag iceboat missions.
I can't believe we don't even have a stupid safe word system!
It's gonna make fourth wall breaking jokes, this stage.
Matt, about the Deadpool
English people saying Asian sounding things!
Now the head comes off and he's got that Gianna Michaels face.
I just realized, I threw away another axe that was super good. Keeping up with the tradition.
Save that shit for interdimensionals.

Trivia Edit

  • The original Shaolin Monks episode was released during the fourth season of the Machinima series.
  • For unexplained reasons, the audio in parts five and six is oddly distorted, as mentioned with an annotation in the video.
  • Though the video wasn't announced until the seventh, part eleven was uploaded on September third, three days before part ten.

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