Best Friends Beat 'Em Ups

Mother Russia Bleeds

Mother Russia Bleeds Title
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Game Mother Russia Bleeds
Combined Length 48:10
Original Run Sep 26, 2016
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam
“You exploded that bum's head, dude.” — Pat
“Just like the old country.” — Woolie

Best Friends Beat Em' Ups - MOTHER RUSSIA BLEEDS is the tenth game to be played in the Best Friends Beat 'Em Ups series. In this installment, Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam take a trip to the homeland of Zangief and Zarya, where they fight Russian hobos, murder people with toilets, practice their terrible accents and do air combos on dogs.


Мать Россия стравливает является действительно потрясающие игры! Это ужасными тому, веселье и поддерживает до 4 игроков! Попробуй прежде чем он пытается вас!
— Website description

Quotes Edit

Punchline Maimi.
— Liam
This is turning into a Fisticuffs!
— Matt
You don't have to be able to do something better to criticize someone.
— Pat
Okay, you gotta mount these bums and show them who's boss.
— Woolie
You exploded that bum's head, dude.
— Pat
Just like the old country.
— Woolie
There's not enough bums for us to test our moves on.
— Woolie
We all need goop badly.
— Matt
These are some bad dudes.
— Pat
Are they bad enough to save Putin?
— Woolie
I hope we make it to Zangief's stage.
— Woolie
EVERY stage is Zangief's stage!
— Matt
Kill those dogs hard!
— Pat
What do you do when you see four guys walking up to you with telephone poles?
— Liam

Trivia Edit

  • The video description in Russian roughly translates to "Mother Russia Bleeds is really great game! It is terrible what fun and supports up to 4 players! Try it before it tries to you!"

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