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Murdered - Soul Suspect

Soul Suspect Title
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Game Murdered: Soul Suspect
Episodes 12
Combined Length 6:02:04
Original Run Jul 12, 2014 - Aug 11, 2014
Controller Matt, Pat (Occasionally)
“He's super butthurt he can't get into heaven!” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play Murdered - Soul Suspect is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Matt stealth kill demons, face off against ghost boats, and solve an incredibly easy mystery in the game tested by Woolie and Liam, in which escape from the attic is nigh impossible.

The game has a detective "Who done it?" style of storyline, much like other masterpieces like Deadly Premonition and Heavy Rain, both of which were played by Matt and Pat as well.

About[]

Hey guys, we're dead! Let's solve this case!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Murdered - Soul Suspect Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

I believe it's the bell... yeah, the Bell Killer. He kills Kristen Bell, I guess?
Matt
No, this is Ghostbusters, but he's the ghost.
Matt
I feel like we're skipping a whole David Cage game.
Pat
No, Matt. Don't freestyle your face.
Pat
In Heaven, everything is sixty frames per second.
Pat
He's super butthurt he can't get into heaven!
Matt
It all goes back to Geist.
Matt
It all goes back to possessing a bowl of dog food.
Pat
You gotta stop him before he kills your wife.
Matt
No, your wife's dead.
Pat
Well good job, idiot!
Matt
Woolie dresses like this on weekends.
Pat
Yeah, when it's not big furry paws.
Matt
Oh God, why did I let you play a game with no walls!?
Pat
I pressed left and triangle... fucking Liam!
Matt
This kid's the Origami Child.
Pat
There's always tons of bullshit at the scene. What you want is the semen covered gun.
Pat
Basking sharks actually don't do anything, but lobsters actually kill children.
Matt
It says 'bad boy swagger'. You didn't have to make fun of it, it's plenty dumb on its own.
Pat
Heat the cat.
Pat
Come on Zach's ancient rival, Vergil Cat!
Matt
Painful reaction to Joy's Scream.
Matt and Pat
I love this priest just walking through Satan's butthole!
Matt
Okay, Matt. I solved the mystery! Don't drive while drunk. That's the mystery.
Pat
Sorry, dude. You're going to hell, but I'll help you.
Matt
You know what? We're going to find a newspaper article that says 'Brad was Drunk!'
Matt
You got the mysterious bang clue.
Pat
Cops gotta stick together when they eat those donuts and the jelly bursts out of both ends.
Matt
All the cops like, 'Yeah, Just Cause 2 is fucking fantastic! Put all those posters all over everywhere!'.
Matt
Yes, but it's Salem. Nothing ever goes wrong here, except the biggest killer ever.
Matt
And everyone's playing Deus Ex.
Pat
It says 'C. Nelson Personal Info'. That's his name.
Pat
If she just opens the door, I'm going to be... SUPER MAD!!! WHAT THE HELL!
Pat
Hey girl, use your flesh!
Matt
GHOST MAN SAW BODY!
Pat
That rope seems FANTASTIC!
Matt
COME ON DEMENTOR!
Matt
Yeah! Come on over!
Pat
I'll treat ya good.
Matt
Just smash it into the point, Magneto.
Pat
You usually lock up your dead bodies real good... so people don't fuck them.
Pat
So I've heard of a hot tip that there's a cat in here.
Matt
HOW COME ON! CREEPY HUMMING?!
Pat
A get well gift... BUT WHO?!
Matt with Pat following soon after
Don't you know that sweat ruins technology?
Pat
The Puritans did have one thing down, and that was thoroughness.
Pat
Say what you will about the witch trials, at least the trains were on time.
Pat
Persecution's lame as shit.
— Pat
Could be better.
— Matt
Kill those ghosts and make them alive.
Matt
LOOK! NOW THEY JUST PUT 'BAXTER IN THE HOOD'!
Matt
Hissing cat residue!?
Pat
LOAD, LIAM!
Matt

Trivia[]

  • The Street Fighter tournament Matt mentions thirty minutes into episode two was the Street Fighter IV tournament held at Dawson College, Montreal in 2009.
  • A compilation of every time Woolie and Liam take the blame for something can be found here.
  • Responding to a Friendcast e-mail, Matt stated that if he had to delete one LP from the channel, one would be Murdered - Soul Suspect due to the fact that "nothing of value happened".

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