Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon


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Game Narcosis
Length 27:36
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“I would hate to be underwater more than one second.” — Pat

D2 is the twenty-fourth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special.

About Edit

Spooky Fact – Scientists have recently reported we unfortunately won’t be able to nuke all of the oceans and their gross denizens until about 2035.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat go under da sea. At the bottom of the ocean, they face underwater terrors such as sexy green chicks, hermit crabs, Octodad and James Cameron.

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This is a time travel game, because we went back in time to E3 of this year.
— Pat
So if you're all rooty-tooty point and shooty, this will be old to you.
— Pat
We are a underwater spaceman and we're tapped in the Narcosis.
— Matt
It was these fucking hermit crabs that destroyed the station.
— Pat
This feels like a Mechwarrior horror game.
— Pat
Anything that's underwater and has a beak, get out of my face.
— Matt
The sexy green chicks in space aren't as gross as the sexy green chicks underwater.
— Pat
Jim and James are not real names.
— Matt
Well, you'd be crazy how hard you can die underwater.
— Pat
I would hate to be underwater more than one second.
— Pat
That's the ocean.
— Pat
Everything's a puckering butt-hole.
— Matt

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