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Naruto: The Broken Bond
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Game | Naruto: The Broken Bond |
Episodes | 24 |
Combined Length | 12:58:08 |
Original Run | Jan 8, 2016 - March 17, 2016 |
Controller | Woolie |
“It's fine. I'm Naruto.” — Woolie
Best Friends Play Naruto: The Broken Bond is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie bust out their Sharingans and Kanchos so they can fight ninjas from the Iowa Village, head straight to Anime Town/Jail, blow their assholes out with bad ramen, and unleash the Borutogan to save the Hidden Bitch Village from filler arcs.
About[]
- “What strength! Will the Best Friends remember there are guys like them all over the world?”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Naruto: The Broken Bond Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “'I didn't think this would happen.', says the orchestrater and master mind of this.”
- — Woolie
- “I didn't think anyone would go for it.”
- — Matt
- “I believe the term was, 'How about we suffer Woolie through one of these Naruto games?'.”
- — Woolie
- “I need my dattebayos not my believe its.”
- — Pat
- “I'm super worried that this is going to end up with me being back into reading Naruto.”
- — Pat
- “I would love to fight for those that are precious to me. Zach, my wife, Fred Durst...”
- — Matt
- “People assume that me and Pat will be playing this with a giant banana man next to us.”
- — Matt
- “Can you imagine how many child asses these fingers have violated?”
- — Matt
- “Like, more than two.”
- — Pat
- “Can we get that emo Sasuke Twitter?”
- — Pat
- “Well, no. There is no other Twitter.”
- — Matt
- “So, Naruto, will you gain more friendship points if you blow your ass out with more bad ramen again?”
- — Matt
- “There's your first made up Tea Race town.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, I hope you're aware that these are all made up.”
- — Pat
- “If you give someone infinite power, they're gonna start peeping.”
- — Pat
- “My nindo is I don't care as long as I get to stay alive.”
- — Pat
- “But then in exchange... then Jiraiya has to crush frog puss... What are we doing? What are we doing with our lives?”
- — Woolie
- “Do you know anything about talking to women? I don't. I just blow my ass out on their faces.”
- — Matt
- “So who's going to be the second Hokage of Subway Village?”
- — Woolie
- “I love White Day. What day is White Day?”
- — Pat
- “Every day.”
- — Matt
- “You're talking about the girl right? I thought you were talking about the labias.”
- — Pat
- “I wanna see if he eats all those chakra balls before the puss gets wet.”
- — Pat
- “It's a good day to shit on babies.”
- — Matt
- “It's a victimless crime, just like punching someone in the dark.”
- — Matt
- “Get that nip money!”
- — Pat
- “It fell straight out of his nipples.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, didn't you and your brother have a similar pact?”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, but then the Jesus was his chakra.”
- — Woolie
- “Now that you ate my scrotum maggots, there's no escape from my jutsu.”
- — Pat
- “It takes a huge man to know how to speak good.”
- — Pat
- “Kenshiro is the Joe Rogan of anime.”
- — Matt
- “Stop the rock guy from giving Matt a boner.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah. You can't.”
- — Matt
- “And Orochimaru's like, 'You know what's inside my subordinates? Me.'.”
- — Woolie
- “The color of eating ass is desaturation.”
- — Matt
- “It's improving my life by ruining it.”
- — Pat
- “It's like if Bob got into a fist fight with Megabyte and just said, 'Glitch. Sponge bath!', and Megabyte just melted.”
- — Pat
- “You gotta Goldilocks this mash.”
- — Pat
- “I feel like we're playing Sonic Adventure right now.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah. But this has a better story.”
- — Matt
- “Yes it does. It also has less incest?”
- — Pat
- “You can't tell whose sperm it is except for that yellow spiky hair coming out of it.”
- — Woolie
- “Dorito is Naruto's second kid.”
- — Woolie
- “He's gonna suck the food out of my mouth like a baby bird. I hate that.”
- — Matt
- “We put a bag of chips in our construction supplies so you can detect them.”
- — Woolie
- “Anime was good from a very short period. From '94 to '99.”
- — Pat
- “Everything was Akira, and Ghost in the Shell, and Cowboy Bebop, and that's it. Ehn. I'm a stupid elitist.”
- — Woolie
- “By not saying 'ision', you save a lot of time.”
- — Matt
- “There are people watching this right now who are licking light bulbs.”
- — Pat
- “It's fine. I'm Naruto.”
- — Woolie
- “My eighth gate bankai is to figure out wether it's Yuri Lowenthal that's talking.”
- — Pat
- “If Naruto shot the Davey Rocket, that'd be good.”
- — Matt
- “It's like Orochimaru driving a gigantic snake down the road and he just finds whoever he finds on the way and he says, 'You're okay. Get in.'.”
- — Matt
- “I'm pooping. Ahh, it's my dick that's coming out. I need someone with six arms to deal with this weird shit.”
- — Pat
- “Man, you know what I would kill for? A really good video game based on a shonen anime.”
- — Pat
- “Why would you name your DP after your wife?”
- — Woolie
- “Choji's drugs need to be found. We can't let him get clean.”
- — Woolie
- “I have a ninjutsu technique that fools you into thinking the filler is over.”
- — Pat
- “If I leaned up against a wall and the wall just fuckin' had its whole period on me, and then I looked up and saw 'Acclaim', I'd be like, I'd be ready to go blow up a building”
- — Pat, on the topic of "bloodvertising"
- “My dead baby grandpa is speeding for me.”
- — Matt
- “Guys, we gotta promote Bioshock. How do we do it? We get some syringes and stab random people with them and then you send us that footage and we'll send you a copy of Bioshock.”
- — Woolie
- “Everything has become a train wreck on this channel.”
- — Pat
- “Now I understand all those Itachi cosplayers.”
- — Pat
- “The GBA. It has games. Fuck you. Suck my dick.”
- — Matt
- “If there's anyone that knows Japanese anime, it's French Canadians.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The intro was made by Starexorcist.
- The music played during the title card is "Strong and Strike" from Naruto.