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Naruto: The Broken Bond

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Game Naruto: The Broken Bond
Episodes 24
Combined Length 12:58:08
Original Run Jan 8, 2016 - March 17, 2016
Controller Woolie
“It's fine. I'm Naruto.” — Woolie

Best Friends Play Naruto: The Broken Bond is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie bust out their Sharingans and Kanchos so they can fight ninjas from the Iowa Village, head straight to Anime Town/Jail, blow their assholes out with bad ramen, and unleash the Borutogan to save the Hidden Bitch Village from filler arcs.

About[]

What strength! Will the Best Friends remember there are guys like them all over the world?
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Naruto: The Broken Bond Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

“'I didn't think this would happen.', says the orchestrater and master mind of this.
Woolie
I didn't think anyone would go for it.
Matt
I believe the term was, 'How about we suffer Woolie through one of these Naruto games?'.
Woolie
I need my dattebayos not my believe its.
Pat
I'm super worried that this is going to end up with me being back into reading Naruto.
Pat
I would love to fight for those that are precious to me. Zach, my wife, Fred Durst...
Matt
People assume that me and Pat will be playing this with a giant banana man next to us.
Matt
Can you imagine how many child asses these fingers have violated?
Matt
Like, more than two.
Pat
Can we get that emo Sasuke Twitter?
Pat
Well, no. There is no other Twitter.
Matt
So, Naruto, will you gain more friendship points if you blow your ass out with more bad ramen again?
Matt
There's your first made up Tea Race town.
Woolie
Woolie, I hope you're aware that these are all made up.
Pat
If you give someone infinite power, they're gonna start peeping.
Pat
My nindo is I don't care as long as I get to stay alive.
Pat
But then in exchange... then Jiraiya has to crush frog puss... What are we doing? What are we doing with our lives?
Woolie
Do you know anything about talking to women? I don't. I just blow my ass out on their faces.
Matt
So who's going to be the second Hokage of Subway Village?
Woolie
I love White Day. What day is White Day?
Pat
Every day.
Matt
You're talking about the girl right? I thought you were talking about the labias.
Pat
I wanna see if he eats all those chakra balls before the puss gets wet.
Pat
It's a good day to shit on babies.
Matt
It's a victimless crime, just like punching someone in the dark.
Matt
Get that nip money!
Pat
It fell straight out of his nipples.
Woolie
Woolie, didn't you and your brother have a similar pact?
Matt
Yeah, but then the Jesus was his chakra.
Woolie
Now that you ate my scrotum maggots, there's no escape from my jutsu.
Pat
It takes a huge man to know how to speak good.
Pat
Kenshiro is the Joe Rogan of anime.
Matt
Stop the rock guy from giving Matt a boner.
Pat
Yeah. You can't.
Matt
And Orochimaru's like, 'You know what's inside my subordinates? Me.'.
Woolie
The color of eating ass is desaturation.
Matt
It's improving my life by ruining it.
Pat
It's like if Bob got into a fist fight with Megabyte and just said, 'Glitch. Sponge bath!', and Megabyte just melted.
Pat
You gotta Goldilocks this mash.
Pat
I feel like we're playing Sonic Adventure right now.
Woolie
Yeah. But this has a better story.
Matt
Yes it does. It also has less incest?
Pat
You can't tell whose sperm it is except for that yellow spiky hair coming out of it.
Woolie
Dorito is Naruto's second kid.
Woolie
He's gonna suck the food out of my mouth like a baby bird. I hate that.
Matt
We put a bag of chips in our construction supplies so you can detect them.
Woolie
Anime was good from a very short period. From '94 to '99.
Pat
Everything was Akira, and Ghost in the Shell, and Cowboy Bebop, and that's it. Ehn. I'm a stupid elitist.
Woolie
By not saying 'ision', you save a lot of time.
Matt
There are people watching this right now who are licking light bulbs.
Pat
It's fine. I'm Naruto.
Woolie
My eighth gate bankai is to figure out wether it's Yuri Lowenthal that's talking.
Pat
If Naruto shot the Davey Rocket, that'd be good.
Matt
It's like Orochimaru driving a gigantic snake down the road and he just finds whoever he finds on the way and he says, 'You're okay. Get in.'.
Matt
I'm pooping. Ahh, it's my dick that's coming out. I need someone with six arms to deal with this weird shit.
Pat
Man, you know what I would kill for? A really good video game based on a shonen anime.
Pat
Why would you name your DP after your wife?
Woolie
Choji's drugs need to be found. We can't let him get clean.
Woolie
I have a ninjutsu technique that fools you into thinking the filler is over.
Pat
If I leaned up against a wall and the wall just fuckin' had its whole period on me, and then I looked up and saw 'Acclaim', I'd be like, I'd be ready to go blow up a building
Pat, on the topic of "bloodvertising"
My dead baby grandpa is speeding for me.
Matt
Guys, we gotta promote Bioshock. How do we do it? We get some syringes and stab random people with them and then you send us that footage and we'll send you a copy of Bioshock.
Woolie
Everything has become a train wreck on this channel.
Pat
Now I understand all those Itachi cosplayers.
Pat
The GBA. It has games. Fuck you. Suck my dick.
Matt
If there's anyone that knows Japanese anime, it's French Canadians.
Matt

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