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Two Best Friends Play:

New Super Mario Bros. U

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Game New Super Mario Bros. U
Season 6
Episode 4
Length 10:54
Upload Date Nov 25, 2012
Controller Matt and Pat
Previous Guild Wars 2
Next Scribblenauts Wii U
“Man, that dragon really wants that succulent Toad ass.” — Matt


Two Best Friends Play: New Super Mario Bros. U is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat are joined by Woolie and two mysterious other Best Friends to get a little five player platforming game going. Matt proves himself to be a master troll when controlling the board and infuriates Pat and perturbs the other three Best Friends whereas Pat and Woolie seem to only slightly rustle some jimmies. This episode should not be confused with New Super Troll Bros: FUCK U.

AboutEdit

We dive deep into that succulent toad ass!
— Website description

Intro Edit

The intro cartoon has Pat platforming the hell out of a Mario stage until he is stuck inside a bubble trap set by Matt and his blue Yoshi, much to his enjoyment. However while floating and laughing at Pat on his pink Yoshi Matt mistakenly flies right into a wall of Urchin.

Quotes Edit

My primary goal is to fuck you all with my platforms of destiny.
— Matt
My platforming is too strong for your weak baby bitch hands!
— Pat
See Woolie? When we play video game we don't need to choose between girls or not, they just come to here.
— Matt
How's Marvel?
— Pat
If you've been playing this game for over 17 hours or you have an erection, stop playing.
— Matt
If you have an erection while playing Mario for more than four hours please email us and tell us how sick it was.
— Pat
...but the lack of pride you feel from not sliding down the pole is good enough.
— Woolie
Now there's a lot of pride when Pat's Mom slides down poles!
— Matt

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