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Nier

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Game Nier
Episodes 33
Combined Length 17:47:36
Original Run Jun 11, 2016 - Sep 1, 2016
Controller Pat
“I wouldn't say I'm having a fun time, I'd say I'm having a fascinating time.” — Pat


Nier is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Liam follow the continued adventures of Lucky Ted in Liam's favourite game as he slaughters countless sheep and attempts to kill the elderly.


AboutEdit

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Nier Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Apparently you hate this game and you want to show everyone how bad it is.
Pat
Just the kind of guy who Mr. Magoo's through life.
Pat about Lucky Ted
Just murder all babies.
Liam
I gotta get down to the lost shrine and kill a gorilla.
Pat
Talk to Plague about Bloodborne 'cause he loves it so much.
Pat
Better than Dark Souls. Let me list the ways it's better. It has gems.
Liam
What a good idea that was.
Pat
It has less weapons.
Liam
I love a game with less weapons. It lets me focus.
Pat
It's a shorter game.
Liam
Just... overcome with the urge to murder sheep.
Liam
Venison is the other but I don't know the word for deer in French. Asshole?
Pat
If they were so smart, why are they all dead?
Lucky Ted
Did Matt play this game?
Pat
Military bases don't have box pushing puzzles.
Liam
Just order your sanity from Amazon.
Liam
So now one of my auto-blows doesn't have internet.
Liam
I wouldn't say I'm having a fun time, I'd say I'm having a fascinating time.
Liam
Delicious, raw, boar meat, and now you're dead.
Pat
Fuck Resident Evil 7, Nier's the true horror.
Liam
You're queen of Indeferencia... fucking bitch.
Pat about Kaine
You know what Full Metal Alchemist made me think about a lot?
Pat
Taking off your body parts?
Liam
Well, if someone killed your dad, you'd probably let that person ride you.
Liam
Yona, where did you get all this money? Are you playing World of Warcraft?
Pat
Are you gold farming?
Liam
This is really cool. How did this game get sixes?
Pat
Because nobody played this far.
Liam
Vapor moss? I barely know her.
[[Pat|[src]]]
The power of shit talk compels you.
Pat
It's kind of neat though.
Liam
It's real fucking Nito.
Pat
I think this is the only game I've ever played in which the word 'hussy' was written in print.
Pat
Oh my god, Kaine. Not the smartest tool in the shed.
Pat
They call them fingers but I never see them fing. That was a Simpsons joke. I did it for Matt.
Liam
Fucking Nier gets a triple thumbs-up, the third one is my penis, for me going 'You know what would be awesome...' and the end of that sentence was gonna be '...if he pulled and the arm came off?', and it beat me to it.
Pat
God doesn't have a wiener, honey.
Liam
He is a wiener.
Pat and Liam
But we can't tell you that.
Liam
That was the birth of the universe. Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.
Pat
I wish I did drugs. Y'know, like, I'd be cooler.
Pat
Does that mean if you lick the frosting off a Pop-Tart it ceases to be?
Paige
No, it's just a shitty Pop-Tart then.
Pat
Cakes can't melt steel beams? Is that where we're headed?
Pat
That's a really good fist technique.
Pat
Yeah, you would know.
Liam
Didn't there use to be a village NIER here?
Pat
Now, in the Japanese dub, this line was actually pronounced, 'Mamoru, mamoru, mamoru, mamoru, mamoru, mamoru.'
Pat
How can you beat something that can rotate whenever it wants?
Liam
That's a tough role, when your tongue starts word salading all over.
Pat
I love Lucky Ted more than anyone. Yona's a big fan of that Dark Souls playthrough.
Pat
That's a weird sticker to slap on your box.
Pat
Inspired by the events of 9/11.
Liam
If this is the first episode of Nier you're watching, episode twenty-eight, fuck you.
Liam
I'm sure you remember this village. The village that demolished your throat for a little while.
Liam
Speaking of my sexuality...
Pat
Eyyyy!
Pat and Liam
I have a hard time doubting it.
Liam
That's not the only thing that's hard when you look at Automata.
Pat
The rule set should be like this, 'Well, language is fucking stupid and it's all cobbled together fucking garbage so, yeah, that's what you got.'.
Pat
World War One was like abject Hell. There was no part of that war that was fun for anyone or even cool. Enjoy Battlefield 1!
Pat
Hey, P-33. I'm gonna fuck your ass raw.
Pat
What I really want is for the other ending to be, like, ending with a shot of the Earth from space and it just explodes, and the text 'There will never be a sequel' comes up.
Pat
This song is so good.
Liam about every song
"I know. All the Viewers know. Yoko Taro knows. So it's just really embarrassing for you."
Liam calling out to Pat everytime he makes assumptions about something in the game


TriviaEdit

  • The title card art was made by Donald Kirby.
  • The music played during the intro and outro is "Song of the Ancients - Fate".
  • In part three, timestamps for their saves can be seen, revealing that Pat and Liam began recording this Let's Play on June 2, 2016.
    • To further date the series, Liam mentions playing Furi - which launched on July 5, 2016 - during part fifteen.
    • Pat clarifies during part twenty-seven that as of the recording of that episode, No Man's Sky had yet to be released. This would date episode twenty-seven sometime before August 9, 2016.
    • Pat refers to one of the lines of dialogue in part twenty-nine being similar to the title of next week's episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which at the time was “Yoshikage Kira Just Wants to Live Quietly, Part 1”. This would mean that part twenty-nine was recorded sometime between August 12 and August 19, 2016.

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