Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game Nightmare Creatures II
Controller Matt
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“This guy's like a reject from a Spawn comic.” — Pat
“No, no. He's not a reject from a Spawn comic, he's like a main villain.” — Matt

Nightmare Creatures II is the sixth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"I could hear the bestial wailing in the darkest corners of my mind, and my long unkempt nails were scratching at my scalp as I tried to almost physically remove the words from my brain. Yet...they would not leave. My eyes quickly darted around my cell, caked with filth and stinking of rot, but little did I care. The words...the words kept gnawing at me, dragging my own thoughts back from the front of my consciousness and into the cob-webbed recesses of my very being. The monsters outside pounded on my door, and instinctively I reached for my axe and gripped it so hard I could almost feel my veins burst with the effort. My eyes focused on the door, still shuddering with the pulpy flesh I would soon cleave, and loud as ever, as loud as a thunderclap from the old gods themselves, the words shattered my mind, and repeated once more...."DO THE FATALITY!"
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat assist Marilyn Manson in fighting the greatest enemy of all, the television's brightness setting.

Quotes Edit

You don't wanna miss this. This is a watershed moment for video games.
— Matt
Rob Zombie, I think he had a helping hand in creating the PlayStation.
— Matt
Desecrator! Hater Fistinator!
— Matt
I bought the Dreamcast version, but then I looked at the controller and I said, 'What the fuck am I doing?', and then I just bought the Playstation version instead.
— Matt
This is one of the most hideous character designs that I've ever seen.
— Pat
I don't know. There's a certain old world charm to him.
— Matt
This guy's like a reject from a Spawn comic.
— Pat
No, no. He's not a reject from a Spawn comic, he's like a main villain.
— Matt
Rob Zombie designed the PlayStation!
— Matt
Bloodborne ripped this off real bad.
— Pat
When getting high on heroin just isn't enough.
— Pat
Shoot balls into your testicles.
— Matt