Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon

Nightmare House 2

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Game Nightmare House 2
Controller Matt
Length 43:34
Next Nevermind
Previous Dungeon Nightmares 2
“Kill the children.” — Matt

Nightmare House 2 is the twenty-first episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special.

About Edit

Spooky Fact - Chefs are already pretty annoying to have to deal with in the best of times. But undead zombie chefs? During a fever-educed nightmare? Fuck.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat find themselves in another spooky sanitorium. As they explore this fever dream of a Half-Life mod, they learn WASD, axe a zombie chef, kill babies, chase after ghosts and skeletons and shoot a whole bunch of scientists.


Matt, what kind of house is this?
— Pat
It's a house of nightmares, the seconding.
— Matt
I am playing with the keyboard and mouse so I apologise for everything.
— Matt
What would be jump?
— Matt
... spacebar.
— Pat
It is.
— Matt
I played on the real PC... consoles.
— Matt
You know what's the best amount of children?
— Pat
— Matt
That's correct! High five!
— Pat
Kill the children.
— Matt
Lady ghosts have like, instant transmission. They learned it from Goku.
— Pat
I can't read this Chinese stuff!
— Matt
It's just math.
— Pat
Our puzzle-solving skills leave something to be desired.
— Pat
Suck it scientists! Art forever!
— Matt
This game right here? Not as good as Melee.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • This game's time to shotgun is approximately thirty-eight minutes, twenty-six seconds.

Gallery Edit

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