SBFC 030

No More Dutch Rudders

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Length 2:44:23
Date March 4, 2014
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“What the fuck is salty romance!?” — Pat

SBFC 030: No More Dutch Rudders is the thirtieth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

30 episodes yay! Maaaannnn, F2P Mobile games and ignorant investors are getting out of control. C’mon guys. Stop scumming all over the place. It’s sticky and hard to clean.
— Podcast description


Box art's broken ever since angry Kirby and it'll never go back.
— Pat
Stop pushing Randy Lightning!
— Matt
Being a scumbag is profitable, and that sucks.
— Woolie
It's hard to sell an item that people refuse to stock!
— Pat
Speaking of buttholes....
— Woolie
If you pay ninety-nine cents, Tony Hawk will do another spin.
— Matt
It's a brave new world for fighting games now that Baz exists.
— Pat
What the fuck is salty romance!?
— Pat
Vince Vaughan plays Vergil confirmed!
— Matt
I thought it was ninja fun time!
— Matt
I don't relate to a tall man with dark hair!
— Pat

Letter TimeEdit

Q: How big is the SD card on your DS, and what is the game you have to keep on it at all times? from David

  • Liam: 32 gigs, Fire Emblem
  • Pat: 2 gigs, Ace Attorney
  • Matt: 16 gigs, all of them
  • Woolie : 8 gigs, Tetris DS

Q: My boyfriend is coming down in May, and I was wondering what you think would be some great romantic, salty versus games to play? from Nicholas

  • Woolie: Divekick,
  • Liam: Mario Kart

Q: What do you think is better: a David and Goliath style fight, or a human-sized rival? from Isaac

  • Rival

Q: What's the hypest opening credits that roll as you're playing? from Michael

  • Metal Gear Solid

Q: If there was a live-action Devil May Cry movie, who or what would you cast as Dante, and from Brett

  • Pat: I don't care. Tom Cruise, fuck it.
  • Woolie: Get an unknown

Q: I was playing Bayonetta when my mom walked into the scene where Bayonetta and The Joy are taking their clothes off. Has anything similar ever happened to you? from Christian

  • Woolie: My mom walked in on the end of A Clockwork Orange
  • Liam: The scene where the guy is getting raped in Killer7
  • Pat: The succubi in Diablo
  • Matt: My sister saw me watching Ninja Scroll.

Q: Would you rather have no face, or Zach Braff's face? from Brian

  • Zach Braff

Q: Is it Abdul or Abdul? from Amles

  • The first one, as in Paula Abdul

Q: What was the worst character design of 2013? from Astericks

  • Liam: The new Fate game.
  • Matt: Lightning

Q: Do you think it's a company's right to have an all-male cast, or is it an affront to all potential female players from Miltonus Prime

  • Pat: It's both.
  • Woolie: Don't have an agenda.
  • Liam: Diversity's great, as long as you have good characters.

Is Kill la Kill Still Great? Edit

Yes: [x] No: []

Matt Watch Edit

This week, Matt was stalking Kurt and Nick from TeamFourStar.

Trivia Edit

  • The outro for this episode is the theme for Punch-Out!! on the Wii.