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Matt Plays

No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise

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Game No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise
Episodes 12
Combined Length 8:23:23
Original Run Jan 11, 2015 - Feb 5, 2015
Controller Matt
“Stay tuned for the next part of "Matt's Dumb No More Heroes Thing That Nobody's Watching"!” — Matt

Matt Plays No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise is a full Let's Play in which Matt gives an in-depth look at one of his favorite games as he murders his way to the top of the United Assassins Association rankings.

About[]

The city of Santa Destroy is full of broken dreams and dire regrets. But one man can save it all...the crownless king...the no more hero.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

I'm just kidding guys, I'm not going to do the tutorial. That'd be fucking stupid.
Matt
So for the ten of you that watched our No More Heroes 2 playthrough...
Matt
Ah, I can't stop saying perfect now! That's a bad habit and I need to stop that.
Matt
If anyone hasn't played this series before, it's an amazing sight to see Travis drop a nice save.
Matt
Boobs and skulls, my two favorite things.
Matt
I love Eraser with Arnold Schwarzenegger, fuck you if you disagree.
Matt
Oh, I'm saying fuck quite a lot, oh jeez.
Matt
And the framerate takes a shit!
Matt
I wanna dodge this... and I did not fucking dodge it. Fucking choke and exposed!
Matt
I was gonna say a shit coming out of a bat out of hell.. no yeah that's fine.
Matt
Stay tuned for the next part of "Matt's Dumb No More Heroes Thing That Nobody's Watching"!
Matt
I seem to have a thing for stupid, pathetic men like you.
Holly Summers
Girls say that about me all the time.
Matt
So just let Travis have this engine born in his foot that just let's him break through the heavens.
Matt
You can't just say, "Rest in peace." and "I love your soul." and then just dump their body in a hole in the beach.
Matt
This is a lot creepier than anything that I saw in The Evil Within. Haha, owned. I owned you, Evil Within.
Matt
Shawn Michaels once posed for Playgirl. That's all the info I'm dropping today.
Matt
If I fall off the bike though, I'll at least show that so all you haters can laugh at me.
Matt
Oh no, my mailman's here to ruin everything. Dammit mailman, I'm in the middle of No More Heroes! Okay, sorry about that guys. Mailman just deciding to ruin all LPs.
Matt
It's just a shitload of bodies and viscera, and everybody expects that.
Matt
Alright, alright. It's not going too badly now. I just fucking jinxed myself, I am sure.
Matt
Whooo... Getting kinda sweaty over here. Getting the Woolie sweats.
Matt

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