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Super Best Friends Suffer Through

Omikron The Nomad Soul

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Game Omikron: The Nomad Soul
Episodes 38
Combined Length 17:29:58
Original Run Aug 24, 2016 - Dec 17, 2016
Controller Matt (non-combat traversing)
Woolie (fighting)
Pat (occasionally + FPS sections)
“Can't stop, won't stop, want to stop...” — Woolie
“Help me stop.” — Pat

Super Best Friends Suffer Through Omikron The Nomad Soul is a full Fuckthrough in which the Matt, Pat, and Woolie return to David Cage's humble origins as they expand the Sadness Trilogy into a quadrilogy. Throughout their journey, they experience next-level cuckolding, discover their boss is part of The God Hand, marvel at the complex universe that attracted David Bowie, and discover just how big of a hack David Cage really is. The stress this game caused the Zaibatsu forced Matt into an Odinsleep, and was so bad that Liam left the channel, despite not being involved.

About[]

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Omikron The Nomad Soul Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

What kind of dream is it?
Woolie
A bad dream.
Pat
Sadness: The Beginning.
Woolie
This might be the fastest start to stupid shit ever.
Pat
I thought it was an elevator but it was a stool.
Pat
Leon Kennedy...
Woolie
Don't you dare.
Pat
When you take over soemone's body and it's not yours, make sure you fuck that guy's wife.
Woolie
If you could bang your hot wife but every time you did demon's would come after you, would you still do it?
Woolie
Yeah, what's the difference?
Pat
Gangurro Girl, that was a great flash game.
Pat
Why can't we do a fucking LP of that. I'm really good at it.
Matt
Shujinko, not the most disliked Mortal Kombat character.
Matt
Really? Mocap?
Pat
Bo' Rai Cho.
Matt
But it's not actually Bo' Rai Cho, that's just the only one people remember.
Woolie
That's not the people's fault.
Matt
Yeah, that black girl, Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah.
Woolie
The blackest girl I've ever seen, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Matt
She's made out of chalk.
Pat
If you're able to look at Liv Tyler and get Steven Tyler's face out of your mind, then props to you.
Woolie
I'd fuck Steve or Liv Tyler. I don't give a shit.
Matt
Think about a cube and think about a human face and then you'll get Ann Coulter.
Matt
That white hair got me all porked up.
Pat
The year is double-oh seventy-nine Universal Cage Century.
Woolie
Pat, if I ever possessed your body, I'd pick up human shit.
Woolie
A dick that's shaped like a ham would be horrific.
Pat
Speak right into her butt-hole.
Pat
Yeah, it's kind of like an amplifier.
Matt
My name is not the car.
Matt
Dammit. You're car now.
Pat
Man, I wish there was a Stand called Belvedere.
Matt
There will be one day.
Pat
I'm interpreting that you think your own fart smell like unicorns.
Pat
Cardboard's the new erotic material.
Matt
Goddamn, Johnny Noseface.
Woolie
You gotta gussy yourself up like Joseph.
Woolie
Make a few dollars from the Nazis.
Pat
My safe word is David Cage.
Matt
That's the danger word. That's the 'strangle me now to death' word.
Pat
Is this just gonna be futuristic mandingo fighting?
Matt
Thank you for your fluids.
Woolie
See if you can use your inventory now that you're dead.
Pat
Pat, your brain is stupid!
Woolie
Giving you double thumbs ups with my middle fingers.
Pat
Get sad.
Pat
No, that was terrible.
Woolie
You're terrible.
Pat
You're David Cage.
Woolie
Zaaa! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Is that what we're doing now?
Pat
Opinionated alt Asian. Personality tripe?
Woolie
Matt, I think you're done here.
Pat
*Yawn*
Matt
I agree. With both of those things.
Woolie
Alright, this one goes up to the guys in the balcony, it's called 'I Hate You. Please Die, David Cage.'.
Matt
You don't know what you're talking about; I know about cheating.
Pat
My dick has never been this far inside my body as it is right now.
Pat
Look at those posters in the back of people playing David Cage games.
Matt
Yeah, they're burning in hellfire.
Pat
This is a watershed moment for Shrek Best Friends Play.
Matt
This is the worst game we've ever played!
Pat
That camera shot looks like it's gonna pan up to him pounding you in the ass or something.
Pat
You see, I'm the Nomad Soul. If I wanna honk my dick, I can.
Matt
Cops can't stop you because then you just take over the cops and you honk on their dicks too.
Woolie
“'Oh no, I'm honking my own dick!'.
Pat
And the cop's like, 'Oh god, I have to arrest myself for honking.'.
Matt
I have tears in my eyes and they're not from laughing.
Pat
There's a really similar line in Schindler's List...
Woolie
“'This one's for you, Morph.'?
Matt
Oh boy. An external link to a Photobucket that shows a map of this shoot out. I hope it's still active.
Woolie
Low rent is not in my vernacular.
Woolie
Yes it is.
Matt
Kill me. Kill me now. Release me from this nightmare.
Pat
We the Black Face Boyz. We like making noise.
Matt
Yo, that's some noise you making out there.
Pat
Yeah, that's a lot of noise. Not a lot of it good, Black Face Boyz.
Matt
♫They call me George and I'm leader of the crew, 'cause I love blackface...♫
Pat
♫And you'll love it to.♫
Matt
That's how we do our minstrel show. Now you know.
Woolie
♫My name is George. My blackface rocks. You fuckers better buy my shitty socks.♫
Matt
What's up with the socks? I don't even get it.
Pat
Someone probably bet him, 'I bet you can't sell socks with your face on them.
Matt
Yeah, I'll bet him. I'll bet him a hundred bucks that he can't sell two-hundred pairs of sock with him in blackface on the socks.
Pat
You got pranked with my racist face.
Matt
What're you looking for? What do you want?
Matt
I'm looking for cyanide.
Pat
Every session, I feel we're close.
Matt
That's the biggest lie yet.
Pat
A lot of people don't want the suffering to end. It was 'Keep the Best Friends Suffering', it's kinda like 'Keep Skullgirls Growing'.
Woolie
Can't stop, won't stop, want to stop...
Woolie
Help me stop.
Pat
Sometimes her voice has the weird modulation...
Matt
And sometimes it doesn't. Just like your wife.
Woolie
Ass lasers out of nowhere
— Matt
I think if I use my bowl just right I can kill everyone in this facility.
Matt
My ability to understand humans is decreasing as we play Omikron.
Pat
The only way to save your soul is to kill David Cage.
Woolie
God I'm so lost.
Pat
Is that a life statement?
Woolie
Ripley's telling everybody...
Woolie
Ellen Ripley.
Matt and Pat
... to dump, to dump ass.
Woolie
Eat this yogurt. It'll make you shit like you saw an alien.
Pat
I want my life to come to a full stop.
Woolie
Well, luckily you picked the perfect job.
Pat
It's great gameplay. It forces you not to have fun.
Matt
If I become rich, I want everyone to hate me.
Pat
I hate you now.
Matt
Ah, I'm halfway there then!
Pat
You have to go to Yharma and meet Greg.
Pat
Was that a fucking Dharma & Greg reference? Reset the clock.
Woolie
Dharma & Greg, a poor man's Will and Grace.
Matt
Be sure to shove a World of Warcraft mana potion up your ass after every meal.
Pat
Scott Steiner loves to hang out with women who are basically monsters from The Suffering.
Matt
That'll get you off at Nuremberg.
Woolie
Woolie, I will sit here awake and let you draw a penis on my forehead with permanent marker if it lets me leave.
Pat
Bend down and shove your whole head up your own ass. You'll find some drops of shadow in there.
Pat
Hold on. My whole head?
Woolie
Your whole head.
Pat
How far do I have to go?
Woolie
Until you die.
Pat
When Liam comes in here, let's all just beat him.
Pat
I just started bleeding from my face!
Pat
You just handed me the guide upside down. Not that it matters anyway!
Pat
This voice actor is nailing it.
Woolie
He's nailing something.
Matt
Perhaps his dick to the wall?
Woolie
I'm gonna kill everybody and then myself. They'll thank me.
Woolie
This is the most bountiful harvest of memes we've ever had.
Pat
You can't noclip a ghost and have sex with it.
Woolie

Trivia[]

  • The intro was made by Afton Palmer and CrankyConstruct.
  • When Matt claims the most hated Mortal Kombat character is Bo' Rai Cho, he is referring to the results of the nineteenth Catherine (Full Let's Play) poll.
  • The music played during the intro and the outro from parts 1-11 is "Opening Theme" from Omikron: The Nomad Soul OST. The music played during the intro and the outro from parts 12- is a mix of "Opening Theme" and "The Training Room" from Omikron: The Nomad Soul OST.
  • The let's play was originally titled "Super Best Play" but was changed to "Super Best Friends Suffer Through" from part twenty-one onward.
  • Starting with part thirty, the opening animation gets cut off for a message stating the continuation of Omikron. As the series progresses the message degrades in quality and begins incorporating strange clips and audio. The title of each video begins to become jumbled starting with part thirty-three.
  • The music played over the fight in part thirty-six is "Night Battle Music A" from Sonic Unleashed.

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