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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==

Revision as of 20:16, 27 September 2016

Super Best Friends Play

Omikron The Nomad Soul

Omikron Title
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Game Omikron: The Nomad Soul
Original Run Aug 24, 2016 -
Controller Matt; Woolie (fighting); Pat (occasionally + FPS boss)
“My dick has never been this far inside my body as it is right now.” — Pat

Super Best Friends Play Omikron The Nomad Soul is a full Let's Play in which the Matt, Pat, and Woolie return to David Cage's humble origins as they expand the Sadness Trilogy into a quadrilogy. Throughout their journey, they experience next-level cuckolding, discover their boss is part of The God Hand, marvel at the complex universe that attracted David Bowie, and discover just how big of a hack David Cage really is.

About

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Omikron The Nomad Soul Descriptions page.

Quotes

What kind of dream is it?
Woolie
A bad dream.
Pat
Sadness: The Beginning.
Woolie
This might be the fastest start to stupid shit ever.
Pat
Leon Kennedy...
Woolie
Don't you dare.
Pat
When you take over soemone's body and it's not yours, make sure you fuck that guy's wife.
Woolie
If you could bang your hot wife but every time you did demon's would come after you, would you still do it?
Woolie
Yeah, what's the difference?
Pat
Gangurro Girl, that was a great flash game.
Pat
Why can't we do a fucking LP of that. I'm really good at it.
Matt
Shujinko, not the most disliked Mortal Kombat character.
Matt
Really? Mocap?
Pat
Bo' Rai Cho.
Matt
But it's not actually Bo' Rai Cho, that's just the only one people remember.
Woolie
That's not the people's fault.
Matt
Yeah, that black girl, Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah.
Woolie
The blackest girl I've ever seen, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Matt
She's made out of chalk.
Pat
If you're able to look at Liv Tyler and get Steven Tyler's face out of your mind, then props to you.
Woolie
I'd fuck Steve or Liv Tyler. I don't give a shit.
Matt
Think about a cube and think about a human face and then you'll get Ann Coulter.
Matt
That white hair got me all porked up.
Pat
The year is double-oh seventy-nine Universal Cage Century.
Woolie
Pat, if I ever possessed your body, I'd pick up human shit.
Woolie
A dick that's shaped like a ham would be horrific.
Pat
Speak right into her butt-hole.
Pat
Yeah, it's kind of like an amplifier.
Matt
My name is not the car.
Matt
Dammit. You're car now.
Pat
Man, I wish there was a Stand called Belvedere.
Matt
There will be one day.
Pat
I'm interpreting that you think your own fart smell like unicorns.
Pat
Cardboard's the new erotic material.
Matt
Goddamn, Johnny Noseface.
Woolie
You gotta gussy yourself up like Joseph.
Woolie
Make a few dollars from the Nazis.
Pat
My safe word is David Cage.
Matt
That's the danger word. That's the 'strangle me now to death' word.
Pat
Is this just gonna be futuristic mandingo fighting?
Matt
Thank you for your fluids.
Woolie
See if you can use your inventory now that you're dead.
Pat
Pat, your brain is stupid!
Woolie
Giving you double thumbs ups with my middle fingers.
Pat
Get sad.
Pat
No, that was terrible.
Woolie
You're terrible.
Pat
You're David Cage.
Woolie
Zaaa! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Is that what we're doing now?
Pat
Opinionated alt Asian. Personality tripe?
Woolie
Matt, I think you're done here.
Pat
*Yawn*
Matt
I agree. With both of those things.
Woolie
Alright, this one goes up to the guys in the balcony, it's called 'I Hate You. Please Die, David Cage.'.
Matt
You don't know what you're talking about; I know about cheating.
Pat
My dick has never been this far inside my body as it is right now.
Pat
Look at those posters in the back of people playing David Cage games.
Matt
Yeah, they're burning in hellfire.
Pat
This is a watershed moment for Shrek Best Friends Play.
Matt
This is the worst game we've ever played!
Pat
That camera shot looks like it's gonna pan up to him pounding you in the ass or something.
Pat
You see, I'm the Nomad Soul. If I wanna honk my dick, I can.
Matt
Cops can't stop you because then you just take over the cops and you honk on their dicks too.
Woolie
“'Oh no, I'm honking my own dick!'.
Pat
And the cop's like, 'Oh god, I have to arrest myself for honking.'.
Matt
I have tears in my eyes and they're not from laughing.
Pat

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