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Parasite Eve
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Game | Parasite Eve |
Episodes | 27 |
Combined Length | 12:49:35 |
Original Run | Jan 19, 2015 - Mar 25, 2015 |
Controller | Woolie
Pat (end of part twenty-seven) |
“Did you ever think we'd ever play a game in which the phrase 'all this sperm is getting me so hot' is even somewhat appropriate?” — Pat
Best Friends Play Parasite Eve is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie battle Mother Nature and her army of mitochondria.
About[]
- “Aya Breakowski, fresh faced beat cop of the NYPD, is feeling HOT.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Parasite Eve Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Hey girl, why you wanna come to the opera and then be all like, 'Meeenh'?”
- — Pat
- “This game is going to say the word mitochondria more than anything you have ever read in your entire goddamn life.”
- — Pat
- “Mother Nature doesn't take long to level up, man.”
- — Woolie
- “Cartofographer? That's when you only draw maps when you can't see anything because there's too much fog?”
- — Pat
- “I feel like we should badly voice act the bad writing.”
- — Pat
- “She's Cloud in a dress!”
- — Pat
- “Hey, you want bad accents in your Let's Plays? Well here you fucking go!”
- — Pat
- “Hey man, you need to be fifteen to pilot a Gundam... and we all know when you turn twenty you lose your Persona.”
- — Woolie
- “I'll have you working in the file room for this, Aya!”
- — Woolie
- “There's no mitochondria in there!”
- — Pat
- “I'd be like, "Yeah, fine. Fucking shove the tube up my ass and make me Eddie Murphy."”
- — Pat
- “Dead parents, not very useful.”
- — Pat
- “It's Parasite Eve, not Parasite Steve!”
- — Pat
- “In this it's like, what if you're in the tiger cage and the tiger has a gun?”
- — Pat
- “I would not put a pass at having a mitochondria Mike Tyson fight.”
- — Pat
- “You have to stand your ground against these dogs.”
- — Pat
- “Cop B is a weeaboo! That's fucking sick!”
- — Woolie
- “You're yelling at these immigrants so hard that you're just gonna die.”
- — Pat
- “I was like, "Wh.. what? What the fuck is an endoplasmic reticulum? Is that gonna attack my balls?".”
- — Pat
- “We gonna see wolvess taking over and successfully running fast food chains? We gonna see babies giving babies tattoos?”
- — Woolie
- “If people are just gonna watch like, the Brawl for the last ten seconds and then use it as jerk off purposes, then fine. Fucking fine!”
- — Pat
- “Aya, there was goo all over you, it was gross.”
- — Pat
- “It used to be people.”
- — Woolie
- “It used to be people. Not like that other goo, that could be people.”
- — Pat
- “If anything, he should get strict on dogs.”
- — Woolie
- “Hey, if I wanna say something creepy, you cannot escape.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, it's Dark Souls all over again.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, Woolie, you know where we're going? We're going to the sperm bank. 'Cause the story needs sperm.”
- — Pat
- “Actually, there's a guy out here who specializes in turkey basting.”
- — Pat
- “Autopsy! C'mon, shove your arm up that guy's ass!”
- — Pat
- “You can drink now in active time!”
- — Pat
- “Oops. There's another billion Jesuses in my toilet.”
- — Pat
- “You go to a sperm bank with a shotgun, you don't think you're gonna get some sperm on you?”
- — Woolie
- “Did you ever think we'd ever play a game in which the phrase 'all this sperm is getting me so hot' is even somewhat appropriate?”
- — Pat
- “It was your idea to play this. That means all the sperm jokes are your fault.”
- — Pat
- “See, in Grenada, horse cocks grow in the wild.”
- — Pat
- “I really wanna push 50 Shades of Mitochondria.”
- — Woolie
- “Well you go over to fucking Korea and you fight the whole country as to how they do animation. I think you'd lose.”
- — Pat
- “Self-deprecation is the key to success!”
- — Pat
- “Matt's the fucking champ! No one can beat him in acting dumb.”
- — Pat
- “Big Trouble in Little China Town Warehouse?”
- — Woolie
- “Something is spiritually satisfied within me at the idea of shooting a rocket at a rat.”
- — Woolie
- “Thanks shotgun rifle freeze gun!”
- — Pat
- “I'll just fucking jump out the window and kill myself so you do this yourself.”
- — Pat
- “That told me.”
- — Woolie
- “It's not, 'Why did this dog have a sniper rifle?', it's 'Why did this dog refuse to use it against me?'.”
- — Woolie
- “Every time you're about to do something important, just back out a little bit.”
- — Pat
- “I'm just saying, his legacy would be less complex if he died thirty years earlier.”
- — Pat on Micheal Jackson
- “That's coward shit. That's what cowards and me do.”
- — Pat
- “You're actually progressing. What a nightmare.”
- — Pat
- “It's weird that your son escaped. He should be goo in my shoe.”
- — Pat
- “It's NYPD abortion time!”
- — Pat
- “Can I check your notes out, can I look at your computer? Can I fucking fart on your grave?”
- — Woolie
- “Remembering is my brain cheating.”
- — Pat
- “But Gak is cool. Did you ever play with Gak as a kid?”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah. He's got a good album.”
- — Pat
- “You can't pay alimony to slime!”
- — Woolie
- “We gotta teach kids values, like giving up your organs!”
- — Pat
- “Don't shoot that giant uterus!”
- — Pat
- “What if it is her Daniels? What if it's you and that blob walking up the isle?”
- — Woolie
- “If you had to have one, what would it be?”
- — Woolie
- “Vestigial limb?”
- — Pat
- “Yeah.”
- — Woolie
- “Third penis.”
- — Pat
- “Have you ever talked to a baby? They're dumb as shit.”
- — Pat
- “A government mandated case of SIDS.”
- — Woolie
- “Well she's got a revolOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo...”
- — Woolie witnessing the hypest moment in mitochondria
- “Maeda is a giant horse-shit monster. We have to defeat him.”
- — Woolie
- “This Broadway performance, the intro, had less deaths than Don't Turn Off the Dark.”
- — Woolie
- “I love the smell of a man's colon... oh wait, you weren't in that video.”
- — Pat
- “Did you just say 'you can definitely do beer with wine'?”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The Prince of Tennis scene Woolie mentions in part twenty-three can be found here.
- Unlike most series, the final episode of this playthrough does not have any outro music, instead fading off into silence.