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Parasite Eve II
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Game | Parasite Eve II |
Episodes | 27 |
Combined Length | 13:47:18 |
Original Run | Jan 12, 2017 - Mar 8, 2017 |
Controller | Pat |
“Here's the meme. Pat doesn't like to get fucked in the mouth. Good meme.” — Pat
Best Friends Play Parasite Eve II is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie rejoin Aya Breakowski and turn up the heat in their hunt for the mitochondria menace, using Coca-Cola™ to quench their thirst along the way.
About[]
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Parasite Eve II Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “What level?”
- — Pat
- “Straight to the max.”
- — Woolie
- “No.”
- — Pat
- “You went full Chris Rock with it?”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah. Chris Tucker even.”
- — Pat
- “Did you just call black people asbestos?”
- — Pat
- “I thought you were like, 'Aha, it's a joke.', but no, it's just Coke. Which is a joke compared to Pepsi. Pepsi, contact me.”
- — Pat
- “How much do you wanna wreck your body?”
- — Woolie
- “All of it.”
- — Pat
- “Fuck your mouth.”
- — Woolie
- “Stop that! You're gonna make it a thing!”
- — Woolie
- “Too late. NOW it's a thing.”
- — Woolie
- “Here's the meme. Pat doesn't like to get fucked in the mouth. Good meme.”
- — Pat
- “I dropped my mitochondria in the deep fryer again! Aya Breakowski's gonna kill me!”
- — Pat, imitating Squeaky-Voiced Teen
- “I'm gonna write a will that says 'Hey, if you find me some kind of thing, it was ninjas.'.”
- — Pat, on auto-erotic asphyxiation
- “Well no, it's too late. You already agreed we can Weekend at Bernie's your corpse.”
- — Woolie
- “I want to marry a shotgun.”
- — Pat
- “'What a big pile of poop.', I said, once upon a time.”
- — Pat
- “Breakowski you either go investigate those cows or your on lube duty, for the bullets in the armory. We got a big ol' jug of, the giant gallons of water, you sit here and you get the bullets coated in mitochondria.”
- — Woolie
- “Excuse me sir...”
- — Woolie
- “Do you have a few moments in this fine day to talk to us about Gundog?”
- — Pat
- “I don't understand this Grenadian meme.”
- — Pat
- “Dude, are we in a game in which a Coca-Cola is an ether?”
- — Pat
- “If you shoot a baby, it pops.”
- — Pat
- “Sometimes it's just a toilet.”
- — Woolie
- “Press deer to deer.”
- — Woolie
- “It says, 'Whatever you do, don't do..' and you look up and I'm doing it.”
- — Pat
- “So I'm pushing bad music knowledge and you're pushing wife murder.”
- — Pat
- “Teach that dog Homing Soul Mass.”
- — Woolie
- “Was that a music?”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna keep my fluids inside my body.”
- — Woolie
- “That's a noble goal.”
- — Pat
- “You need the Morlock key. You know why? Because there's more locks.”
- — Pat
- “I feel like the language center of my brain is dying as I LP. Do you think there's a correlation there?”
- — Pat
- “I have faith that we will see Samus again.”
- — Woolie
- “Well. there'll be a new Smash Bros game someday.”
- — Pat
- “Mom. Dad. Turns our I'm black.”
- — Woolie
- “All you did was take eleven seconds out of this LP to add nothing to the world.”
- — Pat
- “It's like ASMR but with vomit.”
- — Woolie
- “You do drive your body with tank controls, Woolie. You can only move forward or backward.”
- — Pat
- “But I never see you stop and rotate on the spot.”
- — Woolie
- “Then you haven't been paying attention.”
- — Pat
- “Never go into battle without a Coke.”
- — Woolie
- “I love killing enemies for big XPs. I play a god damned MMO for fuck's sake. I'm an asshole.”
- — Pat
- “An entire nursery slaughtered live on the channel. First time for everything.”
- — Woolie
- “The AIDS coming up through the mic.”
- — Woolie
- “Maybe I'm not paying attention or maybe I'm an idiot but it sounds like he's talking about manufacturing the ability to give children Ebola and AIDS.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, that's right. I don't love you. I left your mom, grenades.”
- — Pat
- “I don't understand how this works, 'cause I am stupid.”
- — Pat
- “I pulled out when I should have plunged in. Careless mistake.”
- — Pat
- “Maybe we shouldn't be experimenting with sentient flesh lights.”
- — Woolie
- “You don't know what it means to run on E?”
- — Woolie
- “Is that ecstasy or empty?”
- — Pat
- “If that happens to you, you wanna get pancaked and have your guts fly out of your skeleton.”
- — Pat
- “I just made an indie game. Queen Backtrack.”
- — Pat
- “You think we repeat ourselves?”
- — Woolie
- “I do think we may repeat ourselves occasionally.”
- — Pat
- “You think we repeat ourselves?”
- — Woolie
- “In-game logic can fuck my ass.”
- — Pat
- “As opposed to your mouth?”
- — Woolie
- “When the dog barks at you, drop it like it's hot.”
- — Pat
- “I'm the Snoop Dog master.”
- — Pat
- “Aim for Timberlake?”
- — Pat
- “And you might be Marky Mark eventually.”
- — Woolie
- “If I die and we lose this save, I will shit on you.”
- — Pat
- “I'm trying to ask you about breeding 3E printed meat animals that just run on a treadmill.”
- — Woolie
- “The last thing you want is an alien race that's coming after you and their super right in coming after you.”
- — Pat
- “♫ If you don't know just what it is, don't pu... ♫”
- — Pat
- “♫ Don't fuck Pat... ♫”
- — Woolie
- “♫ In the mouth. ♫”
- — Both
- “Ick!”
- — Woolie
- “I never thought the enemies guarding the boss room would just be dubstep speakers.”
- — Woolie
- “Somebody's getting grills for his birthday! They're gonna say Fuck-Boivin.”
- — Woolie
- “Ah, come on. Go Go Fuck-Boivin?”
- — Pat
- “Damage sponge Squarepants over here.”
- — Woolie
- “Don't ice a baby, motherfucker.”
- — Pat
- “Let me do it.”
- — Woolie
- “Also. you're wearing one glove and it's fingerless. Fucking kill yourself.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't quit when I can cheat.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The title card music for part five is "MIST" from Parasite Eve II.