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Parasite Eve II

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Game Parasite Eve II
Episodes 27
Combined Length 13:47:18
Original Run Jan 12, 2017 - Mar 8, 2017
Controller Pat
“Here's the meme. Pat doesn't like to get fucked in the mouth. Good meme.” — Pat


Best Friends Play Parasite Eve II is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie rejoin Aya Breakowski and turn up the heat in their hunt for the mitochondria menace, using Coca-Cola™ to quench their thirst along the way.


About Edit

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Parasite Eve II Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

What level?
Pat
Straight to the max.
Woolie
No.
Pat
You went full Chris Rock with it?
Woolie
Yeah. Chris Tucker even.
Pat
Did you just call black people asbestos?
Pat
I thought you were like, 'Aha, it's a joke.', but no, it's just Coke. Which is a joke compared to Pepsi. Pepsi, contact me.
Pat
How much do you wanna wreck your body?
Woolie
All of it.
Pat
Fuck your mouth.
Woolie
Stop that! You're gonna make it a thing!
Woolie
Too late. NOW it's a thing.
Woolie
Here's the meme. Pat doesn't like to get fucked in the mouth. Good meme.
Pat
I dropped my mitochondria in the deep fryer again! Aya Breakowski's gonna kill me!
Pat, imitating Squeaky-Voiced Teen
I'm gonna write a will that says 'Hey, if you find me some kind of thing, it was ninjas.'.
Pat, on auto-erotic asphyxiation
Well no, it's too late. You already agreed we can Weekend at Bernie's your corpse.
Woolie
I want to marry a shotgun.
Pat
“'What a big pile of poop.', I said, once upon a time.
Pat
Breakowski you either go investigate those cows or your on lube duty, for the bullets in the armory. We got a big ol' jug of, the giant gallons of water, you sit here and you get the bullets coated in mitochondria.
Woolie
Excuse me sir...
Woolie
Do you have a few moments in this fine day to talk to us about Gundog?
Pat
I don't understand this Grenadian meme.
Pat
Dude, are we in a game in which a Coca-Cola is an ether?
Pat
If you shoot a baby, it pops.
Pat
Sometimes it's just a toilet.
Woolie
Press deer to deer.
Woolie
It says, 'Whatever you do, don't do..' and you look up and I'm doing it.
Pat
So I'm pushing bad music knowledge and you're pushing wife murder.
Pat
Teach that dog Homing Soul Mass.
Woolie
Was that a music?
Pat
I'm gonna keep my fluids inside my body.
Woolie
That's a noble goal.
Pat
You need the Morlock key. You know why? Because there's more locks.
Pat
I feel like the language center of my brain is dying as I LP. Do you think there's a correlation there?
Pat
I have faith that we will see Samus again.
Woolie
Well. there'll be a new Smash Bros game someday.
Pat
Mom. Dad. Turns our I'm black.
Woolie
All you did was take eleven seconds out of this LP to add nothing to the world.
Pat
It's like ASMR but with vomit.
Woolie
You do drive your body with tank controls, Woolie. You can only move forward or backward.
Pat
But I never see you stop and rotate on the spot.
Woolie
Then you haven't been paying attention.
Pat
Never go into battle without a Coke.
Woolie
I love killing enemies for big XPs. I play a god damned MMO for fuck's sake. I'm an asshole.
Pat
An entire nursery slaughtered live on the channel. First time for everything.
Woolie
The AIDS coming up through the mic.
Woolie
Maybe I'm not paying attention or maybe I'm an idiot but it sounds like he's talking about manufacturing the ability to give children Ebola and AIDS.
Pat
Yeah, that's right. I don't love you. I left your mom, grenades.
Pat
I don't understand how this works, 'cause I am stupid.
Pat
I pulled out when I should have plunged in. Careless mistake.
Pat
Maybe we shouldn't be experimenting with sentient flesh lights.
Woolie
You don't know what it means to run on E?
Woolie
Is that ecstasy or empty?
Pat
If that happens to you, you wanna get pancaked and have your guts fly out of your skeleton.
Pat
I just made an indie game. Queen Backtrack.
Pat
You think we repeat ourselves?
Woolie
I do think we may repeat ourselves occasionally.
Pat
You think we repeat ourselves?
Woolie
In-game logic can fuck my ass.
Pat
As opposed to your mouth?
Woolie
When the dog barks at you, drop it like it's hot.
Pat
I'm the Snoop Dog master.
Pat
Aim for Timberlake?
Pat
And you might be Marky Mark eventually.
Woolie
If I die and we lose this save, I will shit on you.
Pat
I'm trying to ask you about breeding 3E printed meat animals that just run on a treadmill.
Woolie
The last thing you want is an alien race that's coming after you and their super right in coming after you.
Pat
♫ If you don't know just what it is, don't pu... ♫
Pat
♫ Don't fuck Pat... ♫
Woolie
♫ In the mouth. ♫
Both
Ick!
Woolie
I never thought the enemies guarding the boss room would just be dubstep speakers.
Woolie
Somebody's getting grills for his birthday! They're gonna say Fuck-Boivin.
Woolie
Ah, come on. Go Go Fuck-Boivin?
Pat
Damage sponge Squarepants over here.
Woolie
Don't ice a baby, motherfucker.
Pat
Let me do it.
Woolie
Also. you're wearing one glove and it's fingerless. Fucking kill yourself.
Woolie
I don't quit when I can cheat.
Pat

TriviaEdit

  • The title card music for part five is "MIST" from Parasite Eve II.

Gallery Edit

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