Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game Phantasmal
Controller Pat
Length 21:28
Next Haunted House Cryptic Graves
Previous Dead End Road
“Flare. Woooo!” — Matt

Phantasmal is the twenty-second episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"I cracked the wooden board against the thing's face and it fell to the floor in a crumpled heap. I then ducked low and backed up against the wall to the right and tried to be as quiet as possible. I sound. I guess whatever else was on this floor hadn't heard me. I wasn't entirely sure what was going on nor did I really care for that matter. All I knew is that I had to find my sister and get the hell out of here. I took the gun out of my back pocket and I started to silently trudge down the hallway as silently as possible, careful to avoid the shards of broken glass that were lying around everywhere. I turned the corner swiftly, and my face fell slack at what I saw: one of those monsters was rubbing up against a door in a strange circular motion, and he seemed to be walking in place...and what's more, he was clipping through the geometry. What the fuck was going on? When would this nightmare end?"
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat get [[Condemned]|condemned] to the insanity pits of China where they find themselves constantly covered in bugs and stomping glass like John McClane as they kill swarms of drug addicts to find their aunt Jackie Ma.

Quotes Edit

I would like to pay you for my more sanity.
— Pat
Garbage bags are known as dumbbells in some countries.
— Matt
Steam, one of mankind's oldest enemies.
— Matt
Oh no, the language of Chinese!
— Pat
Da sei nei.
— Matt
Do you actually even know what that means or did you just say gibberish?
— Pat
It's just something Bender and Amy say in Futurama.
— Matt
Is he bad? Oh, he loves it. He's jamming out!
— Matt
Two shots... more than enough to kill anything that's addicted.
— Matt
Imma stomp this fuckin' Chinese city.
— Pat
Flare. Woooo!
— Matt

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