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*Fandango the Rattata (slain by Ja Rule's Kadabra on the S.S. Anne, Part twelve)
 
*Fandango the Rattata (slain by Ja Rule's Kadabra on the S.S. Anne, Part twelve)
 
*Chyna the Mankey (slain by PokeManiac Steve's Cubone in the Rock Tunnel, Part fifteen)
 
*Chyna the Mankey (slain by PokeManiac Steve's Cubone in the Rock Tunnel, Part fifteen)
*Poppa Pump (formerly Steiner) the Machoke (slain by Giovani's Kengaskhan in the Rocket Hideout, Part nineteen)
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*Poppa Pump (formerly Steiner) the Machoke (slain by Giovanni's Kangaskhan in the Rocket Hideout, Part nineteen)
   
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==

Revision as of 23:00, 22 April 2014

Super Best Friends Play

Pokemon LeafGreen

Pokemon Leaf Green
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Pokemon LeafGreen
Original Run Feb 24, 2014 -
Controller Woolie
“These will be very legit feels.” — Matt

Super Best Friends Play Pokemon LeafGreen [Nuzlocke/Hard Mode] is a playthrough in which Matt, Woolie, and Camper Liam play through Pokémon LeafGreen (with self-imposed rules) as DMX who is in a rivalry with Ja Rule. On their adventure, they curbstomp Pokémon with bubbles, run away from Pikachu boss fights, back down from back downs, cower in fear of Machops, and invent the Tamagotchi pacemaker.

Quotes

Gotta name them all.
Woolie
Press the A button and let this huge mistake commence!
Matt
When all else fails, we go hip-hop or wrestling.
Woolie
His name is Bless!
Matt, about rival
Play the NES and don't leave your room like Pat!
Liam
It's just squirting out of the floppy drive.
Matt
These will be very legit feels.
Matt
Squirtle Squad for life, bitch!
Matt
When your menu has a DMX button, you know shit's real.
Woolie
He's leering at you like Pat does to little people.
Matt
Hey kids, if you send us a braille letter, we will try our damnedest to read it.
Liam
Often found in forests, nobody wants them.
Woolie, on Weedle
I swear to god I thought you said Caterpre Menopause.
Matt
Grind your Pokemon against the grindstone.
Liam
Is this the first battle? What happened? I looked away for a second!
Liam, on Woolie's grinding failure
Curbstomp the kid!
Liam
If we catch a Meowth, its gotta be Chingy
Woolie
And that concludes the Nuzlocke run!
Matt, when a second Pikachu is encountered
If it said 'Donkey Punch' I'd tell you to use that too.
Matt
This is all going according to keikaku.
Woolie
Except for all the Pikachus.
Liam
It's like going up to God, and hes creating shit, and you're just poking him.
Matt
How much do you weigh? You're a guy, I can ask that.
Liam, to Brock's Onix
When's Cheetahmen?
Woolie
X-Pac, use Asshole Buster!
Matt
It was super effective!
Woolie
I've got a proposition you can't confuse.
Matt
If you want my advice, do the least shitty thing possible.
Matt
We're not gonna go and say the entire library of handheld games, prior to the DS Lite, was not worth playing!
Woolie
Look, it's an Oddish. Punch it into potatoes.
Liam
Imagine if you murdered someone, and in their last breath they said, 'It wasn't very effective.'
Matt
Even if you're white, and you're in a movie with DMX, you're actually black.
Matt
Too moe to live...
Matt
Too kawaii to die.
Liam
Splash it up, motherfucker!
Woolie
Ever punched a guy in the gums?
Liam
No, but I'll punch a Rattata in the gums!
Woolie
Enough drugs double as any other drug in a pinch.
Liam
How come we always talk about abusing Pokemon?
Matt
Save it to slave it.
Woolie
You said you wanted to peck a Pokemon's eyes out!
Matt, to Woolie
Did you know that everyone who ever drank water died?
Liam
I love Hyper Fang. I wanna date Hyper Fang.
Woolie
Send me some potaters. I'm so Irish.
Matt, as Pat
You get to see that home made porn of him banging your mom in Pallet Town.
Woolie
Mark him then. Give him a mark. Give him a brand. Brand your Pokeslaves.
Liam}
At the end of the day, it's another dead Fearow behind the back of a Chinese restraunt.
Woolie
Why is this pokemon talking? I need a adult.
Woolie
The night is dark and full of Pikas.
Matt
Is that Wailord street legal?
Matt
Facebook is a human-dex.
Woolie
Their Koffing turned into a Weezing, and their Meowth turned into a loser.
Liam
You were too busy yawning.
Woolie
Yeah, watching this.
Liam
My face is half frozen, I sound like fucking JR over here.
Woolie
I'll pour drugs into your mouth like a baby bird.
Liam
Everytime you mention Pat, a Pokemon dies.
Matt
You mean miss with your next hit, or miss with the super potion?
Matt
You spray it on the Dugtrio by mistake!
Liam
What's a pilate?
Liam
Gah, fuck my mouth. Ow.
Woolie
That's why you got that tooth pulled.
Matt
If he does it again, you have my blessing to punch him in the dick.
Matt
I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day, and I was like, "Man, those are some ultra balls".
Matt
Sharks and vending machines are the two biggest problems in America.
Liam
You can't spell Hyper Beam without hype.
Liam
If you're dating a girl, or you're married, and you come home and there's a bunch of defrosted hot dogs in the sink, you're proper fucked.
Matt
And so is she.
Liam
What use do we have for third string Wu Tang dick?
Woolie

DMX's Pokémon

DMX's Party

  • Kamina the Wartortle
  • Ghostface the Pidgeotto
  • BrockLesnr the Graveler
  • Ludacris the Weepinbell
  • Supahotfya the Flareon
  • Chingy the Meowth

DMX's Boxed Pokemon

  • Ludacris the Magikarp
  • Lil' Jon the Beedrill
  • Batista the Caterpie
  • Benoit the Voltorb
  • Booker T the Sandshrew

DMX's Fallen Pokemon

  • Wyclef the Spearow (slain by Hiker Franklin's Machop on Route 25, Part nine)
  • Jigga the Diglett (slain by Sailor Trevor's Machop on the S.S. Anne, Part eleven)
  • Fandango the Rattata (slain by Ja Rule's Kadabra on the S.S. Anne, Part twelve)
  • Chyna the Mankey (slain by PokeManiac Steve's Cubone in the Rock Tunnel, Part fifteen)
  • Poppa Pump (formerly Steiner) the Machoke (slain by Giovanni's Kangaskhan in the Rocket Hideout, Part nineteen)

Trivia

  • The first episode was actually recorded and uploaded in December 2013. [1]
  • The opening animation was made by YouTuber CrankyConstruct.
  • The ending music is "My Best Friends" by Michael Walen, from the Pokémon anime.
  • The music heard during Wyclef's memorial montage is an 8-Bit version of "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira, featuring Wyclef Jean.
  • The song played over Jigga's memorial montage is "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)" by Jay-Z.
  • The music played during Fandango's memorial montage is a Mario Paint rendition of Fandango's theme "ChaChaLaLa " by Jim Johnston.
  • Chyna's memorial music is a chiptune version of wrestling stable D-Generation X's theme, "Break It Down" by The Chris Warren Band.
  • Woolie had his wisdom teeth pulled the day part thirteen was recorded, which messed up his speech for the ensuing parts.
  • In Friendcast Mailbag 11-B, Matt, Woolie, and Liam were sent a Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen strategy guide by a fan. Because of this, the guys suspect that their audience is trying to tell them something.
  • Unlike the previous fallen Pokemon, Chyna did not receive a memorial clip show in the episode in which she fell. This is due to the guys not having the time to leave Rock Tunnel and release her through the PC.

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