Friday Night Fisticuffs

Pokken Tournament

Pokken Tournament Title
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Game Pokken Tournament
Upload Date Apr 15, 2016
Length 32:40
Previous Verdict Guilty/Trajes Fatais
Next Pokemon Type Wild
“Lie. Cheat. Evolve.” — Woolie

Pokken Tournament is the seventy-seventh episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam defend the honor of Pokemon fight clubs by refusing to let black Pokemon participate.


— Video Description


It's got a lot of experimental ideas that are never gonna show their face in any other competitive fighter ever.
— Woolie
Maybe they'll reuse some ideas for Snap 2.
— Matt
I, god I... the pain is real.
— Pat
I wish Pikachu and Lucario could have done something more interesting than fight a racist cartoon monster.
— Matt
No you don't. That's exactly what you wanted.
— Pat
You can see my blasian in the top right of the screen up there.
— Woolie
Oh, I see it. I see it. With your green hair. Your guy looks like an asshole.
— Pat
He is.
— Woolie
I'm Garchomp. I'm basically a Street Shark. I love it.
— Matt
You should pick Ninetails because you love Naruto.
— Pat to Woolie
Does this game have a variable resolution?
— Pat
No, it has a low resolution.
— Liam
It has a variable frame rate, you'll notice that.
— Woolie
I know your pain, Pat. They blocked my cool attack too.
— Matt
Lie. Cheat. Evolve.
— Woolie
Farfetch'd can't let go of the leek?
— Woolie
No. That's their sexual organ.
— Pat

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 4/1
Pat 0/2
Woolie 3/2
Liam 1/3

Letter TimeEdit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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