Two Best Friends Play
Prison Break
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Game | Prison Break |
Episodes | 11 |
Combined Length | 6:02:23 |
Original Run | Aug 28, 2014 - Sep 10, 2014 |
Controller | Pat |
“This is simultaneously the easiest and the hardest stealth ever.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Prison Break is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat try to avoid showers and shankings as they try to escape from this game. Along the way they hang out with Chris Redfield and Dracula, invent the butt-hole zipper, and wage a race war, all while Pat very quickly loses his mind.
About[]
- “What a terrible, terrible decision.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Prison Break (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Finally, the LP you've been holding back!”
- — Matt
- “You can all stop hassling me on my social media.”
- — Pat
- “You can't fuck with the show's continuity. It's such a sacred Bible, the Prison Break lore.”
- — Matt
- “What was your plan? To just rub my nips and become good friends?”
- — Pat
- “They're like chastity belts for your butt holes.”
- — Matt
- “His janitor sense is tingling!”
- — Matt
- “Prison sun sounds really cool. That's probably a thing from JoJo part six.”
- — Pat
- “You should be more sensitive to people with bad walking animation.”
- — Matt
- “My Penis Incorporated sent you a free sample.”
- — Matt
- “You can tell they're doing it 'cause their two little green circles are inside each other.”
- — Pat
- “Just look at all these guys. T-Bag, C-Note...”
- — Matt
- “Wow, I'm just splooshing over here.”
- — Pat
- “I'll never let a fence marry my daughter.”
- — Pat
- “I don't want no fence children!”
- — Matt
- “You're in a prison, what do you want? The shower parts? Shoving things into things mini-games?”
- — Matt
- “I need to get anti-insulin drugs to stop the race war.”
- — Pat
- “You need to use your race powers.”
- — Matt
- “Like what?”
- — Pat
- “I don't know. not being pulled over by the cops every three seconds.”
- — Matt
- “This is simultaneously the easiest and the hardest stealth ever.”
- — Matt
- “This is basically Guitar Hero. Prison Hero.”
- — Matt
- “Nothing good happens in the shed. It's like the building equivalent of a bucket.”
- — Pat
- “Stop being so loud while you're dying of rat poisoning. You piece of shit.”
- — Pat
- “If you say the word breakfast to Woolie he basically just spits in your face.”
- — Pat
- “Dumpsters are the ultimate in hiding technology.”
- — Pat
- “Hey Triple H, how do you hold your sledgehammer when you're just a nose?”
- — Matt
- “That Tuxedo Mask wants to see you do some bukkake.”
- — Matt, in an Italian accent
- “My butt is my ass.”
- — Pat
- “That's horse shit. That's crap coming out of a horse's butt.”
- — Pat
- “They're just laughing at my penis, 'cause I'm a baby.”
- — Matt
- “Hey kids, do you know what this is? It's balls. Will you remove that line so that people can't use it against me?”
- — Pat
- “God, fuck this prison. I wanna break out.”
- — Pat
- “Dildos or popsicles. Don't mistake the two!”
- — Matt
- “I love how everyone's like, 'Matt's getting all his facts about Prison Break wrong.'. I was like, you bet I am, 'cause who fucking cares?”
- — Matt
- “Twist his nips! Black people hate that!”
- — Matt
- “Persona team should have developed this.”
- — Matt
- “Lobsters are just Cthulhu's babies.”
- — Pat
- “When we're talking about the package sizes of the Greek pantheon, you tend to get a bit confused.”
- — Pat
- “Plague should get a big tattoo of hair on his head.”
- — Pat
- “If you’re behind some barrels under a pile of coats you’re basically God.”
- — Matt
- “Do you think he'd find it funny if his skeleton was puppeted?”
- — Pat, about Jim Henson
- “Damn that Mannix- Wait why- You're right why am I doing the irish accent?”
- — Pat
- “Damn that Mannix and his beefy arms!”
- — Matt
- “What a beef-man!”
- — Pat followed by Matt
- “You know why they call him beef man right?”
- — Pat
- “Because he eats a lot of beef! He also has screaming Banshee Powers.”
- — Matt
- “Oh and he left the ehh- See they broke out of prison Matt”
- — Pat
- “Well you know what? The game delivered on it's name”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The original Prison Break episode was released during the fourth season of the Machinima series.
- This playthrough was made due to increasing fan demand after Matt said they can't do the Let's Play due to Pat's refusal.
- According to Pat, this is the hardest Let's Play for them to do. You can see the sanity slippage in this video compilation of all of Pat's stealth failures.
- Responding to a Friendcast e-mail, Matt stated that if he had to keep one LP on the channel (as opposed to deleting another), it would probably be Prison Break along with Ride to Hell. However his ultimate choice was Beyond Two Souls.