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Prison Break

Prison Break LP Title
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Game Prison Break
Episodes 11
Combined Length 6:02:23
Original Run Aug 28, 2014 - Sep 10, 2014
Controller Pat
“This is simultaneously the easiest and the hardest stealth ever.” — Matt


Two Best Friends Play Prison Break is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat try to avoid showers and shankings as they try to escape from this game. Along the way they hang out with Chris Redfield and Dracula, invent the butt-hole zipper, and wage a race war, all while Pat very quickly loses his mind.

AboutEdit

What a terrible, terrible decision.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Prison Break (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

QuotesEdit

Finally, the LP you've been holding back!
Matt
You can all stop hassling me on my social media.
Pat
You can't fuck with the show's continuity. It's such a sacred Bible, the Prison Break lore.
Matt
What was your plan? To just rub my nips and become good friends?
Pat
They're like chastity belts for your butt holes.
Matt
His janitor sense is tingling!
Matt
Prison sun sounds really cool. That's probably a thing from JoJo part six.
Pat
You should be more sensitive to people with bad walking animation.
Matt
My Penis Incorporated sent you a free sample.
Matt
You can tell they're doing it 'cause their two little green circles are inside each other.
Pat
Just look at all these guys. T-Bag, C-Note...
Matt
Wow, I'm just splooshing over here.
Pat
I'll never let a fence marry my daughter.
Pat
I don't want no fence children!
Matt
You're in a prison, what do you want? The shower parts? Shoving things into things mini-games?
Matt
I need to get anti-insulin drugs to stop the race war.
Pat
You need to use your race powers.
Matt
Like what?
Pat
I don't know. not being pulled over by the cops every three seconds.
Matt
This is simultaneously the easiest and the hardest stealth ever.
Matt
This is basically Guitar Hero. Prison Hero.
Matt
Nothing good happens in the shed. It's like the building equivalent of a bucket.
Pat
Stop being so loud while you're dying of rat poisoning. You piece of shit.
Pat
If you say the word breakfast to Woolie he basically just spits in your face.
Pat
Dumpsters are the ultimate in hiding technology.
Pat
Hey Triple H, how do you hold your sledgehammer when you're just a nose?
Matt
That Tuxedo Mask wants to see you do some bukkake.
Matt, in an Italian accent
My butt is my ass.
Pat
That's horse shit. That's crap coming out of a horse's butt.
Pat
They're just laughing at my penis, 'cause I'm a baby.
Matt
Hey kids, do you know what this is? It's balls. Will you remove that line so that people can't use it against me?
Pat
God, fuck this prison. I wanna break out.
Pat
Dildos or popsicles. Don't mistake the two!
Matt
I love how everyone's like, 'Matt's getting all his facts about Prison Break wrong.'. I was like, you bet I am, 'cause who fucking cares?
Matt
Twist his nips! Black people hate that!
Matt
Persona team should have developed this.
Matt
Lobsters are just Cthulhu's babies.
Pat
When we're talking about the package sizes of the Greek pantheon, you tend to get a bit confused.
Pat
Plague should get a big tattoo of hair on his head.
Pat
If you’re behind some barrels under a pile of coats you’re basically God.
Matt
Do you think he'd find it funny if his skeleton was puppeted?
Pat, about Jim Henson
Damn that Mannix- Wait why- You're right why am I doing the irish accent?
Pat
Damn that Mannix and his beefy arms!
Matt
What a beef-man!
Pat followed by Matt
You know why they call him beef man right?
Pat
Because he eats a lot of beef! He also has screaming Banshee Powers.
Matt
Oh and he left the ehh- See they broke out of prison Matt
Pat
Well you know what? The game delivered on it's name
Matt

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