New Super Best Friends Play
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Game | Quantum Break |
Season | 10 |
Episode | 12 |
Length | 16:41 |
Upload Date | Jan 15, 2017 (re-upload) |
Controller | Pat |
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“Nothing's safer than ignorance.” — Pat
New Super Best Friends Play Quantum Break is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat fuck around with time powers, discuss Tom Cruise and make terrible time-based puns.
About[]
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- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “Timelords!”
- — Matt
- “You gotta get out, sir. I gotta go hassle Uber drivers. I have one crucified down in my basement.”
- — Matt as a cab driver
- “I'll suck your dick dude. I don't give a fuck, I'm tough.”
- — Matt
- “The back of my throat's a mean one.”
- — Pat
- “Is Tom Cruise just a really old hamster?”
- — Pat
- “Live, kill, repeat. That's Tom Cruise's mantra.”
- — Matt
- “If you touch yourself you turn into a big form of Jean-Claude Van Damme time goo.”
- — Pat
- “I bet if you touch your wiener it'll last forever. The World!”
- — Pat
- “Don't hide in my balls!”
- — Pat
- “Saruman was a good guy. He did nothing wrong.”
- — Pat
- “Kill them all, Peter.”
- — Matt
- “Thanks, Uncle Ben. You gave me the power to kill New York.”
- — Pat
- “Nothing's safer than ignorance.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- This episode was originally a Vessel exclusive, uploaded as three separate videos. It was later uploaded to the Best Friends' YouTube channel after Vessel shut down.