Two Best Friends Play
RE Revelations 2
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Game | Resident Evil Revelations 2 |
Episodes | 23 |
Combined Length | 12:59:25 |
Original Run | March 3, 2015 - April 3, 2015 |
Controller | Matt and Pat (Co-Op) |
“We're cool girls unlike Dom and Marcus.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play RE Revelations 2 is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat try not to get too scurred as they team up to fight bio-terrorism, mock Barry's baby hands, search for shinnies, chuck bricks at monsters, and become the masters of unlocking.
About[]
- “We're back on this Revelaiton train like a moist barrel of cocks! Whoo!”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the RE Revelations 2 Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Ironically, when you have split-screen, you have to lose more screen to keep from losing screen.”
- — Pat
- “Maybe I should just lay down and put ketchup on me and you can save me?”
- — Matt
- “See, here's the fucked up thing about playing a game with Matt with co-op. Even if I don't get spooked by something, he's gonna lose his shit and scare the shit out of me.”
- — Pat
- “We're cool girls unlike Dom and Marcus.”
- — Matt
- “I can do blunt weapons. 420 everyday.”
- — Matt
- “Let’s always get ahead of ourselves. Getting ahead of yourself is awesome ‘cause nobody can stop you once you’re ahead of yourself.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, these guys are on fire! Everyone's a Human Torch.”
- — Matt
- “It's a radio tower.”
- — Pat
- “It's a fucking JoJo Stand.”
- — Matt
- “I missed you RE4 barrel. We had some good times.”
- — Pat
- “You did some illicit things with that barrel.”
- — Matt
- “What are you doing? Get out of my ass. Get out of my ass.”
- — Pat
- “No. There's a monster in there.”
- — Matt
- “I hit you with the door because I'm a bad father.”
- — Pat
- “Next time on Revelaitons 2...”
- — Pat
- “More Revelaitons for you!”
- — Matt
- “I bet you Barry has tiny baby hands.”
- — Matt
- “Tiny baby hands. That's why they call him "Baby Hands" Barry.”
- — Pat
- “They sound like Ric Flair getting an erection.”
- — Matt
- “You're just telling your kids to become strippers if you name them after gemstones.”
- — Pat
- “How is Moira's make-up so perfect despite all this?”
- — Pat
- “See, ah spoilers, they're video game characters.”
- — Matt
- “We lost the girl because we were too busy getting distracted by that sick gully-gully crash!”
- — Matt
- “Every status ailment. You're petrified, darkness has been cast on you.”
- — Matt
- “I kind of want to play Thief just to play the good lock picking mini-game.”
- — Pat
- “Ah, but then you have to play the rest of Thief.”
- — Matt
- “You're way too smart for your own britches. Your britches are gonna leave your body soon.”
- — Pat
- “I'm not gonna write home about it but I'm not gonna kick it out of my house.”
- — Pat
- “I'm not gonna kick it out of bed for eating crackers.”
- — Matt
- “I think the Russian national anthem is the coolest, most beautiful theme ever. It's super cool. I guess that makes me, like, a commie bastard traitor, but ennhh.”
- — Pat
- “If I was Capcom USA, and God knows I would never be...”
- — Matt
- “Well the girl ain't hot like Neil.”
- — Pat
- “I was on a break from your uterus. The break's gonna last the rest of my life.”
- — Pat
- “Remember kids, if you have a problem like you have a weird rash or your heart's going nuts, just feed pizza.”
- — Matt
- “There's that one time where I thought I was having a heart attack and I went down to the guys and he was like, "Naw man, just eat pizza.".”
- — Pat
- “'No, you don't have to eat it. Just rub it against your chest like Vick's VapoRub.'.”
- — Matt
- “Yuri Lowenthal has turned into his ultimate from, Megathal. He can speak every language.”
- — Matt
- “It's not that they're tiny bear paws, it's they're tiny hands that look like bears.”
- — Pat
- “James Bond does not know the meaning of the word wife.”
- — Pat
- “Wife? What ish thish conschept?”
- — Matt in a Scottish accent
- “Is that the woman you don't slap?”
- — Pat
- “Oh no, I tore her clothes off. And now she's tearing my clothes off.”
- — Pat
- “She's released the Jell-O.”
- — Matt
- “Woulden't Moira be better if she was named Moray and we could make a bunch of eel jokes?”
- — Pat
- “Remember that time Liam put his penis in your milkshake?”
- — Pat
- “That wasn't a trick. I asked for that.”
- — Matt
- “I thought shine blockers were rappers that didn't want people to play Super Mario Sunshine.”
- — Pat
- “I don't wanna live in a world where Big Boss didn't invent Axe body spray.”
- — Pat
- “Did Wesker put Uroboros on Etsy and just let anyone have it?”
- — Matt
- “Never be confident kids. Girls hate it, your parents hate it.”
- — Matt
- “Girls love it when you ask them their name; if you don’t ask them their name then during the sex they’re really interested in you.”
- — Part 22[src]}}
- “If you don't like my Russian accent, then you are right. It bad.”
- — Pat in a Russian accent
- “That's why I watch my pornos.”
- — Matt
- “For the story.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- This is the first full Let's Play to be played cooperatively by Matt and Pat. The first fully co-oped LP was Double Dragon Neon, which featured Matt and Woolie.
- The image of Pat superimposed over Claire in the title card is taken from the Super Best Friends: Skyrim Mod mod; the image of Matt superimposed over Moira is taken from the Scrublords outro, drawn by Sketchblargh.
- The intro and outro music is "Safe Room Theme" from Resident Evil 2.