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Two Best Friends Play

RE Revelations 2

Resident Evil Revelations 2 Title
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Game Resident Evil Revelations 2
Episodes 23
Combined Length 12:59:25
Original Run March 3, 2015 - April 3, 2015
Controller Matt and Pat (Co-Op)
“We're cool girls unlike Dom and Marcus.” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play RE Revelations 2 is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat try not to get too scurred as they team up to fight bio-terrorism, mock Barry's baby hands, search for shinnies, chuck bricks at monsters, and become the masters of unlocking.

About[]

We're back on this Revelaiton train like a moist barrel of cocks! Whoo!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the RE Revelations 2 Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Ironically, when you have split-screen, you have to lose more screen to keep from losing screen.
Pat
Maybe I should just lay down and put ketchup on me and you can save me?
Matt
See, here's the fucked up thing about playing a game with Matt with co-op. Even if I don't get spooked by something, he's gonna lose his shit and scare the shit out of me.
Pat
We're cool girls unlike Dom and Marcus.
Matt
I can do blunt weapons. 420 everyday.
Matt
Let’s always get ahead of ourselves. Getting ahead of yourself is awesome ‘cause nobody can stop you once you’re ahead of yourself.
Matt
Oh, these guys are on fire! Everyone's a Human Torch.
Matt
It's a radio tower.
Pat
It's a fucking JoJo Stand.
Matt
I missed you RE4 barrel. We had some good times.
Pat
You did some illicit things with that barrel.
Matt
What are you doing? Get out of my ass. Get out of my ass.
Pat
No. There's a monster in there.
Matt
I hit you with the door because I'm a bad father.
Pat
Next time on Revelaitons 2...
Pat
More Revelaitons for you!
Matt
I bet you Barry has tiny baby hands.
Matt
Tiny baby hands. That's why they call him "Baby Hands" Barry.
Pat
They sound like Ric Flair getting an erection.
Matt
You're just telling your kids to become strippers if you name them after gemstones.
Pat
How is Moira's make-up so perfect despite all this?
Pat
See, ah spoilers, they're video game characters.
Matt
We lost the girl because we were too busy getting distracted by that sick gully-gully crash!
Matt
Every status ailment. You're petrified, darkness has been cast on you.
Matt
I kind of want to play Thief just to play the good lock picking mini-game.
Pat
Ah, but then you have to play the rest of Thief.
Matt
You're way too smart for your own britches. Your britches are gonna leave your body soon.
Pat
I'm not gonna write home about it but I'm not gonna kick it out of my house.
Pat
I'm not gonna kick it out of bed for eating crackers.
Matt
I think the Russian national anthem is the coolest, most beautiful theme ever. It's super cool. I guess that makes me, like, a commie bastard traitor, but ennhh.
Pat
If I was Capcom USA, and God knows I would never be...
Matt
Well the girl ain't hot like Neil.
Pat
I was on a break from your uterus. The break's gonna last the rest of my life.
Pat
Remember kids, if you have a problem like you have a weird rash or your heart's going nuts, just feed pizza.
Matt
There's that one time where I thought I was having a heart attack and I went down to the guys and he was like, "Naw man, just eat pizza.".
Pat
“'No, you don't have to eat it. Just rub it against your chest like Vick's VapoRub.'.
Matt
Yuri Lowenthal has turned into his ultimate from, Megathal. He can speak every language.
Matt
It's not that they're tiny bear paws, it's they're tiny hands that look like bears.
Pat
James Bond does not know the meaning of the word wife.
Pat
Wife? What ish thish conschept?
Matt in a Scottish accent
Is that the woman you don't slap?
Pat
Oh no, I tore her clothes off. And now she's tearing my clothes off.
Pat
She's released the Jell-O.
Matt
Woulden't Moira be better if she was named Moray and we could make a bunch of eel jokes?
Pat
Remember that time Liam put his penis in your milkshake?
Pat
That wasn't a trick. I asked for that.
Matt
I thought shine blockers were rappers that didn't want people to play Super Mario Sunshine.
Pat
I don't wanna live in a world where Big Boss didn't invent Axe body spray.
Pat
Did Wesker put Uroboros on Etsy and just let anyone have it?
Matt
Never be confident kids. Girls hate it, your parents hate it.
Matt
Girls love it when you ask them their name; if you don’t ask them their name then during the sex they’re really interested in you.
— Part 22[src]}}
If you don't like my Russian accent, then you are right. It bad.
Pat in a Russian accent
That's why I watch my pornos.
Matt
For the story.
Pat

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