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Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

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Game Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
Episodes 10
Combined Length 05:26:05
Original Run Jul 22, 2015 - Aug 15, 2015
Controller Pat
“This is what I call a spicy playthrough!” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 3: Nemesis is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat return to Raccoon City to for one last escape. In their daring escape attempt, they practice their defensive porn moves, forget where items are, and meet the greatest hero of all time, Brad "Chickenheart" Vickers.


AboutEdit

Do you know what Nemesis means?
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I like that the genesis for this was just, 'We didn't record anything. Fuck it, let's just play RE3.'.
Pat
If they're not gonna be long, make 'em hard.
Matt
Look at my tube top. Do what I say.
Matt
I have not not known where an item is in Resident Evil for like, a decade.
Pat
This is what I call a spicy playthrough!
Pat
So the thing about Nemesis, is this guy is left handed as fuck!
Pat
That's how you know he's evil.
Matt
A post-boss tug job.
Matt
I'm just on the edge of when it wasn't cool to be super racist.
Matt
You're like my ink ribbon girl.
Pat
I'm gonna put you in my typewriter.
Matt
That's a victory I threw in the garbage later.
Pat
I promise that this time I lied slightly less.
Matt
Oh shit guys, it's the Tim Horton's gang. They're trouble.
Pat
Woolie's already coughing up his asshole through his own mouth.
Matt
I really don't like how he has to cough up his whole asshole.
Pat
But that's the only way to be sure.
Matt
I know, it's the only way he knows how.
Pat
“'Cause he's--for the biggest, toughest looking guy of the group, he has the weakest immune system by far.
Matt
His immune system is trash. It's fuckin' trash.
Pat
You can't edit out all the racist things we say, like y'know...
Pat
That thing.
Matt
Like that thing I just said that we had to cut out.
Pat
Hey, here's your poodle and here's how to insert your dick into it. Alright.
Pat
If there was a big plushie of that, I'd hang out on it. I'd make love on it.
Matt about tarantulas
Knocking a fucker off a clock tower counts as a win.
Matt
Just start beating your fiancée, that'll fucking solve that shit.
Pat
Anyone that can eat his kids is a master of time and space.
Matt
Zeus is, like, the most disgusting dirt-bag ever. Chicks see him and they're like, 'Eww, he's gonna touch me. I'm gonna turn into a fucking tree. I'm gonna turn into a fucking stream. That creepy old goober.'. Fucking divine Ric Flair running around, touching titties.
Pat
I’d rather be a pussy and work my way up, than overestimate myself and get my butthole blown up like X-Pac style
Matt
The difference between these hunter betas from Capcom is these actually work all weekend.
Matt
There’s a certain nobility in laying in bed all day pretending things aren’t the way they are.
Pat
Oh, no. You're whole dick shriveled off and fell into my stomach.
Pat
That scared my asshole.
Pat
I know, you were like 'goo-goo ga-ga' and your parents were like 'Why don't we just dump this in the garbage?', and then your mom's like 'Uhh, I think we'll go to jail.' and they go like 'Ohh, okay'.
Pat
“'I guess we'll keep him around.'.
Matt
You need two blacks to open it.
Pat
Why don't you just mash all you items together to make one super item?
Matt
Like cleavage.
Pat
I'm probably stupid.
Matt
Don't look a gift penis in the mouth.
Matt
I need confirmation on my creepy sex things.
Pat
A chimney sweep? That's super hot. That's a metaphor for butt sex.
Pat
Time to run away like a coward. Excuse me.
Pat
Nemesis gets fucked harder than most of the Resident Evil bosses.
Pat
I actually feel kind of bad.
Matt

Trivia Edit

  • The title card art was made by Lord Phillock.
    • The intro artwork contains several Best Friends references. Amongst them is a newspaper that reads "CALIFORNIA REDWOODS CONFIRMED HOAX". This refers to Pat erroneously claiming there were no Redwoods in California in episode eleven of Ride to Hell.
  • The intro and outro music is "Free From Fear", the save room music in Resident Evil 3: Nemesis.

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