Two Best Friends Play
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
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Game | Resident Evil 3: Nemesis |
Episodes | 10 |
Combined Length | 05:26:05 |
Original Run | Jul 22, 2015 - Aug 15, 2015 |
Controller | Pat |
“This is what I call a spicy playthrough!” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 3: Nemesis is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat return to Raccoon City to for one last escape. In their daring escape attempt, they practice their defensive porn moves, forget where items are, and meet the greatest hero of all time, Brad "Chickenheart" Vickers.
About[]
- “Do you know what Nemesis means?”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I like that the genesis for this was just, 'We didn't record anything. Fuck it, let's just play RE3.'.”
- — Pat
- “If they're not gonna be long, make 'em hard.”
- — Matt
- “Look at my tube top. Do what I say.”
- — Matt
- “I have not not known where an item is in Resident Evil for like, a decade.”
- — Pat
- “This is what I call a spicy playthrough!”
- — Pat
- “So the thing about Nemesis, is this guy is left handed as fuck!”
- — Pat
- “That's how you know he's evil.”
- — Matt
- “A post-boss tug job.”
- — Matt
- “I'm just on the edge of when it wasn't cool to be super racist.”
- — Matt
- “You're like my ink ribbon girl.”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna put you in my typewriter.”
- — Matt
- “That's a victory I threw in the garbage later.”
- — Pat
- “I promise that this time I lied slightly less.”
- — Matt
- “Oh shit guys, it's the Tim Horton's gang. They're trouble.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie's already coughing up his asshole through his own mouth.”
- — Matt
- “I really don't like how he has to cough up his whole asshole.”
- — Pat
- “But that's the only way to be sure.”
- — Matt
- “I know, it's the only way he knows how.”
- — Pat
- “'Cause he's--for the biggest, toughest looking guy of the group, he has the weakest immune system by far.”
- — Matt
- “His immune system is trash. It's fuckin' trash.”
- — Pat
- “You can't edit out all the racist things we say, like y'know...”
- — Pat
- “That thing.”
- — Matt
- “Like that thing I just said that we had to cut out.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, here's your poodle and here's how to insert your dick into it. Alright.”
- — Pat
- “If there was a big plushie of that, I'd hang out on it. I'd make love on it.”
- — Matt about tarantulas
- “Knocking a fucker off a clock tower counts as a win.”
- — Matt
- “Just start beating your fiancée, that'll fucking solve that shit.”
- — Pat
- “Anyone that can eat his kids is a master of time and space.”
- — Matt
- “Zeus is, like, the most disgusting dirt-bag ever. Chicks see him and they're like, 'Eww, he's gonna touch me. I'm gonna turn into a fucking tree. I'm gonna turn into a fucking stream. That creepy old goober.'. Fucking divine Ric Flair running around, touching titties.”
- — Pat
- “I’d rather be a pussy and work my way up, than overestimate myself and get my butthole blown up like X-Pac style”
- — Matt
- “The difference between these hunter betas from Capcom is these actually work all weekend.”
- — Matt
- “There’s a certain nobility in laying in bed all day pretending things aren’t the way they are.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, no. You're whole dick shriveled off and fell into my stomach.”
- — Pat
- “That scared my asshole.”
- — Pat
- “I know, you were like 'goo-goo ga-ga' and your parents were like 'Why don't we just dump this in the garbage?', and then your mom's like 'Uhh, I think we'll go to jail.' and they go like 'Ohh, okay'.”
- — Pat
- “'I guess we'll keep him around.'.”
- — Matt
- “You need two blacks to open it.”
- — Pat
- “Why don't you just mash all you items together to make one super item?”
- — Matt
- “Like cleavage.”
- — Pat
- “I'm probably stupid.”
- — Matt
- “Don't look a gift penis in the mouth.”
- — Matt
- “I need confirmation on my creepy sex things.”
- — Pat
- “A chimney sweep? That's super hot. That's a metaphor for butt sex.”
- — Pat
- “Time to run away like a coward. Excuse me.”
- — Pat
- “Nemesis gets fucked harder than most of the Resident Evil bosses.”
- — Pat
- “I actually feel kind of bad.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The title card art was made by Lord Phillock.
- The intro artwork contains several Best Friends references. Amongst them is a newspaper that reads "CALIFORNIA REDWOODS CONFIRMED HOAX". This refers to Pat erroneously claiming there were no Redwoods in California in episode eleven of Ride to Hell.
- The intro and outro music is "Free From Fear", the save room music in Resident Evil 3: Nemesis.