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Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

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Game Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
Original Run Jan 25, 2017 -
Controller Pat
“My tum-tums is bum-bums.” — Matt


Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 7: Biohazard is a full Let's Play in which Matt is back and just in time to save Pat from his vacation at Plague of Gripes' farm.


About Edit

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Oh, hey Matt. What's up?
Pat
Hey, what's up? I'm thinking I'm back.
Matt
Apparently it doesn't even take that long to beat it.
Matt
Apparently. It's just like my penis.
Pat
It doesn't take long.. to beat it?
Matt
Darlington ruins another LP.
Matt
We can all get back to talking mad shit behind each other's back.
Pat
Very little meat in this gazebo.
Matt
You've seen us play the demo. That allows us to fuck around.
Pat
If I saw a ghost in a forest, I'd fucking.. I'd kill myself.
Matt
So you can fight her in your ghost form?
Pat
T-minus four minutes to getting fucked?
Pat
I forgot about Jax's little nub arms.
Pat
I want the title for this like, where you are in the game, to be like 'You're fucked'.
Matt
These three men, considered the scum of the Earth, Youtubers.
Matt
Is that Cronos doing some stuff?
Pat
Homework.
Matt
I think I used to have this exact cutlery holder. That's weird. I don't like this.
Pat
Only the strongest men can create bullets out of nothing.
Pat
It goes bark bark.
Pat
It goes worf, worf.
Matt
This painting has no honor.
Pat
Isn't every Dark Souls channel basically one that's telling you you're wrong?
Matt
Why would they be creating Monstars? Do they need to win the basketball tournament?
Pat
We're gonna pop Goofy over here.
Pat
Goofy now? He's trying his best.
Matt
Gawrsh, I got fucking molded.
Pat
I hate it when people solve our scorpion spider puzzles.
Pat
You can never plan for when you're about to get fucked.
Pat
The decision has already been made poorly.
Pat
You know what really boils my piss?
Matt
Waves.
Pat
I'll fight zombies to get back the ones I love but I'm not fighting a bunch of shit like this.
Matt about bugs
All the greatest heroes have died for nothing.
Pat
My tum-tums in bum-bums.
Matt
I feel like Woolie probably has a relative that is actually named Bumbo.
Matt
Welcome back to F.E.A.R. 4.
Matt
Don't let anyone tell you two and a half minutes is something to be ashamed of.
Matt
That's the Louisiana way you move out. You move out to the trailer.
Pat
Are you having an LP stroke?
Pat
LP stroke? How's that different from a regular stroke?
Matt
Well, it's purely fake and you use it to explain dumb behavior.
Pat
Zoe says, 'I'll form the head. Ethan must form the arm.'.
Matt
This is all getting cut. All cut. All cut. Save it for nationals.
Pat
That reminds me of pictures of the internet.
Matt
As long as con artists don't hurt people I'm like..
Matt
No, conning people is hurting people!
Pat
No, not physically. Maybe mentally and financially.
Matt
What? We're defending con artists now?
Pat
Be careful, that's fucking gas, or like, air, I don't know.
Matt
I'll just slam this crow into this baby into this dick thing.
Matt
A puzzle that requires the textures to load in is a bad puzzle.
Pat
*whispering* I don't know.
Matt
Was that...? Oh, you scared me. That sounded just like it was in the game.
Pat
What, me saying *whispering* I don't know? I don't know.
Matt
*whispering* Fuck you. I'm a coward.
Pat
That would be tellin' and I don't do spoilers.
Lucas
Thanks. Thanks Lucas. Maybe Lucas isn't so bad.
Pat
The virus is like, 'Enjoy my installation art piece. I call it 'I Owned You All ... Bitch'.
Matt
So it's like, when they look on the manifest and they see like, 'What are we carrying? One deposit of bullshit.'.
Matt
This entire series is basically a giant homage to..
Matt
The ending of Alien.
Pat
You do you. You do you.
Pat
Which is, I guess is slipping on your own shit and falling around like a Konami employee.
Matt
I'd play a sequel to Evil Within if it wasn't called Evil WIthin and Bethesda wasn't in charge of it.
Matt

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