Two Best Friends Play
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
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Game | Resident Evil 7: Biohazard |
Episodes | 17 |
Combined Length | 08:59:08 |
Original Run | Jan 25, 2017 - Feb 25, 2017 |
Controller | Pat |
For all the Let's Plays of Resident Evil 7's DLC, see Resident Evil 7 DLC
“My tum-tums is bum-bums.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 7: Biohazard is a full Let's Play in which Matt is back and just in time to save Pat from his vacation at Plague of Gripes' farm.
About[]
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Oh, hey Matt. What's up?”
- — Pat
- “Hey, what's up? I'm thinking I'm back.”
- — Matt
- “Apparently it doesn't even take that long to beat it.”
- — Matt
- “Apparently. It's just like my penis.”
- — Pat
- “It doesn't take long.. to beat it?”
- — Matt
- “Darlington ruins another LP.”
- — Matt
- “We can all get back to talking mad shit behind each other's back.”
- — Pat
- “Very little meat in this gazebo.”
- — Matt
- “You've seen us play the demo. That allows us to fuck around.”
- — Pat
- “If I saw a ghost in a forest, I'd fucking.. I'd kill myself.”
- — Matt
- “So you can fight her in your ghost form?”
- — Pat
- “T-minus four minutes to getting fucked?”
- — Pat
- “I forgot about Jax's little nub arms.”
- — Pat
- “I want the title for this like, where you are in the game, to be like 'You're fucked'.”
- — Matt
- “These three men, considered the scum of the Earth, Youtubers.”
- — Matt
- “Is that Cronos doing some stuff?”
- — Pat
- “Homework.”
- — Matt
- “I think I used to have this exact cutlery holder. That's weird. I don't like this.”
- — Pat
- “Only the strongest men can create bullets out of nothing.”
- — Pat
- “It goes bark bark.”
- — Pat
- “It goes worf, worf.”
- — Matt
- “This painting has no honor.”
- — Pat
- “Isn't every Dark Souls channel basically one that's telling you you're wrong?”
- — Matt
- “Why would they be creating Monstars? Do they need to win the basketball tournament?”
- — Pat
- “We're gonna pop Goofy over here.”
- — Pat
- “Goofy now? He's trying his best.”
- — Matt
- “Gawrsh, I got fucking molded.”
- — Pat
- “I hate it when people solve our scorpion spider puzzles.”
- — Pat
- “You can never plan for when you're about to get fucked.”
- — Pat
- “The decision has already been made poorly.”
- — Pat
- “You know what really boils my piss?”
- — Matt
- “Waves.”
- — Pat
- “I'll fight zombies to get back the ones I love but I'm not fighting a bunch of shit like this.”
- — Matt about bugs
- “All the greatest heroes have died for nothing.”
- — Pat
- “My tum-tums is bum-bums.”
- — Matt
- “I feel like Woolie probably has a relative that is actually named Bumbo.”
- — Matt
- “Welcome back to F.E.A.R. 4.”
- — Matt
- “Don't let anyone tell you two and a half minutes is something to be ashamed of.”
- — Matt
- “That's the Louisiana way you move out. You move out to the trailer.”
- — Pat
- “Are you having an LP stroke?”
- — Pat
- “LP stroke? How's that different from a regular stroke?”
- — Matt
- “Well, it's purely fake and you use it to explain dumb behavior.”
- — Pat
- “Zoe says, 'I'll form the head. Ethan must form the arm.'.”
- — Matt
- “This is all getting cut. All cut. All cut. Save it for nationals.”
- — Pat
- “That reminds me of pictures of the internet.”
- — Matt
- “As long as con artists don't hurt people I'm like..”
- — Matt
- “No, conning people is hurting people!”
- — Pat
- “No, not physically. Maybe mentally and financially.”
- — Matt
- “What? We're defending con artists now?”
- — Pat
- “Be careful, that's fucking gas, or like, air, I don't know.”
- — Matt
- “I'll just slam this crow into this baby into this dick thing.”
- — Matt
- “A puzzle that requires the textures to load in is a bad puzzle.”
- — Pat
- “*whispering* I don't know.”
- — Matt
- “Was that...? Oh, you scared me. That sounded just like it was in the game.”
- — Pat
- “What, me saying *whispering* I don't know? I don't know.”
- — Matt
- “*whispering* Fuck you. I'm a coward.”
- — Pat
- “That would be tellin' and I don't do spoilers.”
- — Lucas
- “Thanks. Thanks Lucas. Maybe Lucas isn't so bad.”
- — Pat
- “The virus is like, 'Enjoy my installation art piece. I call it 'I Owned You All ... Bitch'.”
- — Matt
- “So it's like, when they look on the manifest and they see like, 'What are we carrying? One deposit of bullshit.'.”
- — Matt
- “This entire series is basically a giant homage to..”
- — Matt
- “The ending of Alien.”
- — Pat
- “You do you. You do you.”
- — Pat
- “Which is, I guess is slipping on your own shit and falling around like a Konami employee.”
- — Matt
- “I'd play a sequel to Evil Within if it wasn't called Evil WIthin and Bethesda wasn't in charge of it.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The opening animation was made by DKIRBYJ and CrankyConstruct.
- The title was made by Lee Mounsey.
- The outro animation was made by Gulthrax87.
- The opening music is "Go Tell Aunt Rhody" from Resident EVIl: Biohazard OST.