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Matt & Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Resident Evil Remake

Resident Evil Remake
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Game Resident Evil (remake)
Controller Pat
Length 1:10:41
Next Eternal Darkness
Previous Killer 7
“What a mansion!”


Resident Evil Remake is the thirtieth and final episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.


About Edit

Wow! What a mansion!
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat go to a creepy mansion. Along the way, they gush over how cool Resident Evil is, stab and burn zombies, obtain a radical shotgun, get dangerously close to being able to fit nicely into a sandwich, yell at Barry, backtrack through an abnormally large mansion, and look for clandestine keys.

Quotes Edit

Hey kids, do you remember when Resident Evil was about survival horror?
— Matt
Please stop time travelling in my brain.
— Pat
I can't believe how everywhere we searched.
— Pat
You, the master of Resident Evil.
— Matt
Shotgun for days!
— Pat
I love my zombies. They're adorbs.
— Pat
I hope you enjoyed the Joe, because I did.
— Pat
What a mansion!
— Pat
I know what you're thinkin'. 'Pat, flame rounds aren't that rad.' You're wrong.
— Pat
The tits are still floppin' in the middle of the air!
— Matt
I hope to one day shoot a rhinoceros in the face with a Desert Eagle. That is my mission in life.
— Pat

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