Two Best Friends Play
Resident Evil Zero HD
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Game | Resident Evil Zero HD |
Episodes | 15 |
Combined Length | 7:27:36 |
Original Run | Jan 21, 2016 - Feb 25, 2016 |
Controller | Pat |
“But then Sephiroth came into my Resident Evil.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil Zero HD is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat go back in time to help out Rebecca Chambers and resident Gary Stu/badass Billy Coen as they travel across a train, fight off Umbrella's nefarious math security systems, avoid the giant bugs and animals, and summon Mr. Snip Snip to solve every puzzle.
About[]
- “Playing a re-release of what may be the worst mainline RE game. Is it though? Yeah! It is!”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Resident Evil Zero HD Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Oh, that scene from Stand By Me, it's on my dick. I don't like it.”
- — Matt
- “But then Sephiroth came into my Resident Evil.”
- — Pat
- “Shits... fucking... locked.”
- — Matt
- “The million biker march.”
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- “That's a very different march. It has very different M.O.s.”
- — Pat
- “That's me. Billy 'Buttslapper' Cohen.”
- — Pat
- “Y'know what? I can totally do it.... Aw shit!”
- — Pat
- “Aw, man. And it begins.”
- — Matt
- “Harry had to run to Snape's office to give him the pro tip to 'Shoot the glass.'.”
- — Pat
- “Fuck the door open. Seems like a Stamper thing.”
- — Matt
- “Ever since I turned into a mass of eyeballs, it's really hard to get this spaghetti done.”
- — Pat
- “You tricked me into being a racist!”
- — Pat
- “I'm trying to think what the best way to do this is.”
- — Pat
- “Probably well. Efficiently?”
- — Matt
- “Joan from accounting is not at her desk, instead there is an eliminator that is answering the calls! This isn't right.”
- — Matt
- “A new method for using the T-Virus.”
- — Pat
- “If you're willing to eat someone's face, you're willing to work on some fucked up penis virus that we're concocting downstairs.”
- — Matt
- “I'm a leech. I'm nature's band-aid.”
- — Matt
- “I apologize to any Becca's listening.”
- — Matt
- “They're probably bitches.”
- — Pat
- “I wanna just be watching a random porno and they're just naked but they're wearing scouters.”
- — Matt
- “I went into that chimp cage uncircumcised and I came out very different.”
- — Matt
- “That chimp ripped off my dick raincoat.”
- — Pat
- “Oh there is an Eliminator. Oh there's two!”
- — Matt
- “This is the wrong fucking room. This is the wrong fucking room. This is the wrong god - what room is it?”
- — Pat
- “This one time I went down to the San Diego Zoo and I saw a chimpanzee and hes was like, 'Yo. What's up?', and I threw acid in his face and he was like, 'Ahh. I hate this. This my least favorite facial cleanser.'.”
- — Pat
- “Of all the things I can slather on my face, this is in my top five of least favorite.”
- — Matt
- “Superseded only by stronger acid.”
- — Pat
- “Guess what? Thing in Resident Evil base is silly.”
- — Matt
- “What? Gotta get back to the Resident Evil base.”
- — Pat
- “You're not behind the controls, man. You don't have to...”
- — Pat
- “No, but I played Ride to Hell so fuck off.”
- — Matt
- “You should make a big tombstone for me and it says, 'Wesker. He's dead, don't worry about it. Shadowman.'”
- — Matt
- “The Gamecube could render their balls.”
- — Pat
- “Look at this Japanese cutscene.”
- — Matt
- “Look at this Tekken 2 ending.”
- — Pat
- “That is Billy Bojangles Shabadoo. Please do not steal that character, that is ours. Totally original.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The title card art was made by [???].