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Resident Evil Zero HD

RE Zero Title
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Game Resident Evil Zero HD
Episodes 15
Combined Length 7:27:36
Original Run Jan 21, 2016 - Feb 25, 2016
Controller Pat
“But then Sephiroth came into my Resident Evil.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil Zero HD is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat go back in time to help out Rebecca Chambers and resident Gary Stu/badass Billy Coen as they travel across a train, fight off Umbrella's nefarious math security systems, avoid the giant bugs and animals, and summon Mr. Snip Snip to solve every puzzle.

About[]

Playing a re-release of what may be the worst mainline RE game. Is it though? Yeah! It is!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Resident Evil Zero HD Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Oh, that scene from Stand By Me, it's on my dick. I don't like it.
Matt
But then Sephiroth came into my Resident Evil.
Pat
Shits... fucking... locked.
Matt
The million biker march.
That's a very different march. It has very different M.O.s.
Pat
That's me. Billy 'Buttslapper' Cohen.
Pat
Y'know what? I can totally do it.... Aw shit!
Pat
Aw, man. And it begins.
Matt
Harry had to run to Snape's office to give him the pro tip to 'Shoot the glass.'.
Pat
Fuck the door open. Seems like a Stamper thing.
Matt
Ever since I turned into a mass of eyeballs, it's really hard to get this spaghetti done.
Pat
You tricked me into being a racist!
Pat
I'm trying to think what the best way to do this is.
Pat
Probably well. Efficiently?
Matt
Joan from accounting is not at her desk, instead there is an eliminator that is answering the calls! This isn't right.
Matt
A new method for using the T-Virus.
Pat
If you're willing to eat someone's face, you're willing to work on some fucked up penis virus that we're concocting downstairs.
Matt
I'm a leech. I'm nature's band-aid.
Matt
I apologize to any Becca's listening.
Matt
They're probably bitches.
Pat
I wanna just be watching a random porno and they're just naked but they're wearing scouters.
Matt
I went into that chimp cage uncircumcised and I came out very different.
Matt
That chimp ripped off my dick raincoat.
Pat
Oh there is an Eliminator. Oh there's two!
Matt
This is the wrong fucking room. This is the wrong fucking room. This is the wrong god - what room is it?
Pat
This one time I went down to the San Diego Zoo and I saw a chimpanzee and hes was like, 'Yo. What's up?', and I threw acid in his face and he was like, 'Ahh. I hate this. This my least favorite facial cleanser.'.
Pat
Of all the things I can slather on my face, this is in my top five of least favorite.
Matt
Superseded only by stronger acid.
Pat
Guess what? Thing in Resident Evil base is silly.
Matt
What? Gotta get back to the Resident Evil base.
Pat
You're not behind the controls, man. You don't have to...
Pat
No, but I played Ride to Hell so fuck off.
Matt
You should make a big tombstone for me and it says, 'Wesker. He's dead, don't worry about it. Shadowman.'
Matt
The Gamecube could render their balls.
Pat
Look at this Japanese cutscene.
Matt
Look at this Tekken 2 ending.
Pat
That is Billy Bojangles Shabadoo. Please do not steal that character, that is ours. Totally original.
Pat

Trivia[]

  • The title card art was made by [???].

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