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SBFC 032

Richard Simmons is the Final Boss


Show Notes 32
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Length 2:59:03
Date March 18, 2014
Previous Butthurt Nuns are Totally a Thing
Next Everybody's Yawning
“I gotta keep plunging in!” — Matt


SBFC 032: Richard Simmons is the Final Boss is the thirty-second episode of the Super Best Friendcast.


About Edit

SUPER BEST DARK SOULS CAST – now spoiler free! Also, Mr.Castlevania leaves Konami, Canada gets a PS4 price hike, and the 5th character of Ultra Street Fighter 4 is revealed to the sound of crickets.
— Podcast description

Quotes Edit

You can taste the Hugh Jackman.
— Matt
Richard Simmons, final boss.
— Pat, spoiling the end of Dark Souls II
While that first shark is in mid-flight, a second shark jumps over it.
— Pat
Xbox, turn on servers.
— Liam
Souls fun is the only true fun.
— Liam
I got elephantiasis of the dick.
— Pat
Yeah, what about cocks?
— Woolie
Stop talkin' about talkin' about Face/Off!
— Liam
We can't have all our children be on Suicide Squads!
— Matt
Let's get some petabyte drives up in here guys.
— Pat
If you plant Cammy in the ground, ten years from now you'll get Decapre.
— Pat
Actors will go where you pay them. They're basically robots.
— Pat
Shitladies and Scrubladies, welcome!
— Woolie
Kaz, I'm already a demo.
— Matt
Please send me a letter saying your gonna send me a Dragonslayer.
— Matt
I gotta keep plunging in!
— Matt
Turn that baby off.
— Liam

Letter Time Edit

Q: Do you plan to do any more versus videos like the Dark Souls 2 one? from Gabe

  • Maybe, if we can find the right thing.

Q: What's the stupidest eBay bid you've ever won? from J.

  • Pat: I don't eBay.
  • Liam: A box of Warhammer bits for the equivalent of twelve pounds.
  • Woolie: The MGS3: Substancionious box for two hundred.
  • Matt: The Darkstalkers DVD set for forty-five dollars.

Q: You guys use the word canon a lot, what does it mean? from Ivan

  • In terms of a story, it's the rules, what's official. Headcannon is someone's personal belief as to what happens in a story, and fancannon is a fan consensus, such as Solaire being Lord Gwyn's son in Dark Souls.

Q: In Doctor Who, the female Time Lords are known as Time Ladies, does this rule also apply to Shitlords or Scrublords. from Mark

  • Now it does!

Q: I was the first summon you guys used in Dark Souls 2. from Jason

  • Radical!

Q: If you could go back in time and alter the way something was announced or released, what would you do? from Sparky

  • Matt: Decapre
  • Pat: Make every announcement the day before it comes out. Putting The Wonderful 101 as the closer to Nintendo's E3 conference.
  • Liam: Putting The Wonderful 101 as the closer to Nintendo's E3 conference.

Q: What do you think is the biggest, or a big missed oppertunity in a game or in its concept? from Adam

  • Matt: Dante's Inferno should have been a slow-paced survival horror game.
  • Woolie: DmC: Devil May Cry could have explored Nero's relationship with Vergil.
  • Pat: The original version of the new Tomb Raider, and the 3DS should have a second analogue stick.
  • Liam: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, for not playing more like Super Smash Bros. Melee, and also for its online.

Q: If you could use any video game agency or group to fight Kaiju instead of Pan Pacific Defense Corp from Allen

  • EDF! EDF! EDF!

Q: I was wondering if Liam or Woolie's coworkers know anything about what we do. from Robert

  • Yeah.

Q: Who sings the original opening to Two Best Friends Play? from Nyera

  • A friend of Matt's.

Q: What famous rapper would you choose to do the Skullgirls rap? from Nyera

  • Woolie: Mos Def
  • Pat: Can I bring ODB back from the dead?
  • Matt: Mace

Q: What's the song you have playing randomly in your head? from Nyera

Q: Moving one character from any game in another franchise. from Richard

  • Pat: Guts in Animal Crossing
  • Liam: Raiden into Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and Adam Jenson into Metal Gear Rising: Revengance.
  • Woolie: Jehuty in Metal Gear Solid.
  • Matt: Travis Touchdown in Arcana Heart.

Q: What affliction or crisis would you never wish upon your worst enemy? from J.K.

  • Woolie: The state Cars ends up in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
  • Liam: Kidney Stones
  • Pat: There's nothing.

Q: Is there a game franchise where your favourite game is the least liked one by its fanbase? from Kalem

  • Liam: Streets of Rage
  • Woolie: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
  • Pat: I guess I'm a populist.
  • Matt: Mega Man X3

Q: Are there any games in a franchise where the one you didn't like was liked by everyone else? from Liam (REVERSAL)

  • Pat: The original BioShock is still the best in that franchise.
  • Liam: The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Q: What do you guys think about the phrase 'it's just a game'? from Stian

  • It's reductionist garbage, but there is a limit, such as when you throw a controller.

Q: How often do you guys go to Canadian McDonald's AKA Tim Hortons from Christian

  • Pat: There's one right next to my house, so a lot.
  • Woolie: I used to go every morning, but I stopped.
  • Matt: At least once a week.
  • Liam: One time a month.

Q: What is your preferred sword type? Don't worry, your answer won't correlate to a package heading your way. from Miles

  • Matt: Dragonslayer
  • Woolie: The ultra greatsword.
  • Pat: The ultra greatsword.
  • Liam: Raiden's HF blade

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt: Pro Wrestling X
  • Woolie: Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
  • Pat: Dark Souls II and Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
  • Liam: Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z

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