Two Best Friends Play
Ride to Hell: Much, Much Worse
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Game | Ride to Hell: Retribution |
Episodes | 19 |
Combined Length | 09:52:35 |
Original Run | Jun 17, 2015 - Jul 21, 2015 |
Controller | Matt |
For the original two-part series, see Ride to Hell Retribution.
“I humbly present to you... much, much worse.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Ride to Hell is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat start their own empty rebellion by cutting the sleeves off their jackets and joining a biker gang, but things go downhill immediately as they find themselves throwing fried chicken grease on prostitutes, visiting Plague's sex shed, blow up a crimson nirnroot farm, dry hump women to death, and Cactus Jack-it all over a strip club.
About[]
- “Oh fuck this jesus christ.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Ride to Hell Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “So lots of people... seen comments saying 'hey, when are you gonna play something that's much, much worse than what you've been playing?' I humbly present to you... much, much worse.”
- — Matt
- “The word 'execution' is not usually a word I associate with 'flaccid' but it somehow did that.”
- — Matt
- “You know who I need to rebel against? THE GODDAMN VIETNAMESE!”
- — Pat
- “Mad Max this is not.”
- — Pat
- “That girl's going to feel really embarrassed when she turns around and it's just fucking Death behind her.”
- — Matt
- “No, 'cause then Death's eyes are gonna pop out of his head, like 'Awooga!' because of her boobs.”
- — Pat
- “If you want a instructional video kids, that's how you do it.”
- — Matt
- “Right through the clothes.”
- — Pat
- “Did you know violence is just one octave above sex?”
- — Pat
- “I can interrupt my prompts with prompts!”
- — Matt
- “Superman is a genre, it's called the bad genre.”
- — Matt
- “It brought me closer to my spirit animal, the propane tank.”
- — Pat
- “Most of your brain is kept in your blood.”
- — Matt
- “Drug dealers are immune to gunfire. That's what The Wire taught me.”
- — Pat
- “Imagine Benoit's on Snake Way just running. All we have to do is wish him back.”
- — Matt
- “King Kai is gonna train him if he gets there in time.”
- — Pat
- “I kiss Liam a lot of times but now that makes me think I should stop.”
- — Matt
- “This is the most out of the way, absurd solution to a problem. Like, 'Oh no, my coffee's cold. Why don't I blow up a country instead of just heating it in the microwave?'.”
- — Pat
- “Every time you have sex with a lady, the ghost of your brother should be there and be like…Hey remember me?”
- — Matt
- “No, I'm Superman. You can't have any water!”
- — Matt
- “What the fuck, my pants just went nuts.”
- — Matt
- “Remember that crime spree last year where some motherfucker was burning down all those pizza places?”
- — Pat
- “You mean Woolie?”
- — Matt
- “Everyone's sucking on me. I'm gonna grow these pointy things.”
- — Pat
- “Waterboarding with semen is bad.”
- — Pat
- “To be fair if most Australian children saw something that could kill them, they’d just get on top of a car and say ‘witness me’”
- — Matt
- “Didn’t Australia vote in a prime minister who is basically a giant spider?”
- — Matt
- “Two percent is my favorite percent. It's the most delicious of all milks.”
- — Pat
- “If you want the best weapons, kill cops. That's what Jake Conway would say. Not me, I would never say that.”
- — Pat
- “Sorry, the King Dick is in another castle.”
- — Matt
- “Being under the bus is okay as long as it's on your terms.”
- — Matt
- “Doctor fucking Rockefeller. Doctor Nintendo World Store.”
- — Matt
- “My mouth is agape and I am shaking my head at the confusion of where you are going.”
- — Pat
- “You're baptized now, motherfucker!”
- — Pat
- “I sexed you so hard you went back in time and became nothing.”
- — Pat
- “I like hearing your pathetic little gun noises. Its like a turtle having sex.”
- — Pat
- “Why would a society as advanced as the Federation of Planets still require dick tubes?”
- — Pat
- “Obi Wan Kenobi and Quan Chi... *Uncontrollable laughter*.”
- — Pat
- “Oh god, I thought he had a vacuum cleaner.”
- — Matt
- “If you're a dirtbag, you don't wanna be good at your job.”
- — Matt
- “Well unless you're Steve Jobs.”
- — Pat
- “Evade capture with a distraction?”
- — Matt
- “Take your clothes off.”
- — Pat
- “I taught Apollo Creed's son to die in the ring just like his dad.”
- — Pat, as Rocky
- “You need to support our Ride to Hell multiplayer beta or we'll fade away.”
- — Matt
- “I bet you it's going to be really tame. He's gonna tickle his balls.”
- — Matt
- “You haven't had to the whole game, because this is on easy, but now you actually have to do the mechanics.”
- — Pat
- “That's what the QA department is for, is to boo the real developers.”
- — Pat
- “And how do you say 'fully clothed sex', do you think?”
- — Matt
- “Mardi.”
- — Pat
- “I feel like dreams and souls have been lost in your couch.”
- — Matt
- “Watch it be that you can actually catch up to him and then the game hard locks and erases the kernel on the 360 somehow.”
- — Pat
{{Quoter|I'll put clothes on my 360. Then have sex with it.|Pat
- “Maybe we are scumbag LPers but in this moment, we're shining a light on poison.”
- — Pat
- “How long can Jake drive in the frozen time?”
- — Matt
- “There was a lot of ass rocket discussion.”
- — Matt
- “God damn you, pipe. Everyone's laying you.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The original Ride to Hell Retribution was a miscellaneous two-parter Matt and Patt played in 2013.
- The intro and outro music is "Pressure and Time" by Rival Sons
- The title card art was made by Kada-bura.
- The belt buckle Matt is wearing is the same symbol used by Immortan Joe in the 2015 George Miller film, Mad Max: Fury Road, which was still in theaters when the Let's Play started.
- Responding to a Friendcast e-mail, Matt stated that if he had to keep one LP on the channel (as opposed to deleting another), it would be Ride to Hell along with Prison Break. However, his final decision was Beyond Two Souls.
- In part six (nineteen minutes in), what starts as a conversation about Quantum Break leads into a discussion about the DOOM novels which prompts Pat to order Knee-Deep in the Dead by Dafydd ab Hugh and Brad Linaweaver. In that same conversation, they reveal that part six was recorded before the release of the E3 DOOM 4 trailer. Later, in part eight (at about 5:18), Pat expresses his desire to read it and considers reading passages from it aloud if the playthrough goes on long enough. Shortly after, he decides to insert them in the video descriptions instead - something that they had done from episode one. Pat said the viewers wouldn't understand until they got to part eight, implying that at least eight episodes of the playthrough was recorded before the release of the first episode on June 17, 2015.
- If Matt and Pat's claim in part thirteen (50 seconds in) that they did the entire LP in nearly one weekend is true, then the entire playthrough could have been recorded before the release of the first episode.