Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

Rise of Nightmares

Rise of Nightmares Shitstorm 2
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Game Rise of Nightmares
Length 31:25
Next Resident Evil Code Veronica
Previous Dementium II

For the Machinima episode, see Rise of Nightmares.

“This is the most exciting Shitstorm of all time.” — Matt

Rise of Nightmares is the thirtieth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 2: The Shittening special.

About Edit

Truly, the most shittefying control scheme of all time! SPOOOOKY!
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat return to the greatest nightmare of all: the Kinect. Along the way, they think about Pokémon, kick a Banshee, hail Hitler, hack Babe Ruth zombies, use their erect dicks as levers, play with boners, and look up a ballerina's skirt.

Quotes Edit

It's so House of the Dead that it hurts.
— Pat
Kate, we have to go back to the island of broken promises and bad plots.
— Pat
I'm so good at this.
— Matt
Xbox, go home!
— Pat
This is not what I meant by tank controls.
— Pat
My stealth section can't possibly be this badly controlling.
— Pat
Kinect is basically my dick.
— Pat
What is a Kinect? A miserable little pile of secrets!
— Matt
It's just so much more useful to praise Hitler.
— Pat
This is the most exciting Shitstorm of all time.
— Matt
What is a Babe Ruth?
— Pat
The lesson learned is that the spookiest thing is the Kinect.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • This video features a hard cut at 3:53.

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