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New Super Best Friends Play

Rise of the Tomb Raider

Rise Tomb Raider Title
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Watch this episode on the Machinima channel or on the Best Friends' channel

Game Rise of the Tomb Raider
Season 10
Episode 7
Length 15:30
Upload Date Dec 20, 2015; Dec 8, 2016 (re-upload)
Controller Matt
Previous Star Wars Battlefront
Next Xenoblade Chronicles X
“A sherpa's greatest ambition in life is to get killed helping white people up mountains.” — Matt

New Super Best Friends Play Rise of the Tomb Raider is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat feed their sherpa to wolves, sacrifice their friends to escape scorpions, and throw themselves into every death trap possible.

About[]

Lara Croft must use all her wits to survive our buffoonery.
— Website description

Quotes[]

He's the only other survivor of the U.S.S. Stereotype.
— Matt
It's like when you see pictures of Brooke Hogan and you just see Hogan's face coming out of her cooch.
— Pat
A sherpa's greatest ambition in life is to get killed helping white people up mountains.
— Matt
I'm pretty sure Linda Hamilton could beat up Eddie Furlong, and she probably did.
— Matt
My judgment is near universally poor.
— Pat
That's what a seagull's thinking when he looks at you. He's thinking about eating your delicious, delicious, genitals.
— Pat
We can sell this to the new Pope and he can wipe his ass with it.
— Pat
If there was a scorpion, I would shoot you in the mouth so it would get you instead.
— Pat
Did you guys know we have HD porn on tablets? Kind of makes your ancient civilization pointless and embarrassed.
— Matt
Every doctor touched a dead wiener at least once.
— Pat
She should be saying 'Bollocks.' all the time.
— Pat
This roast penis really goes great with Coronation Street.
— Pat

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