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Rise of the Tomb Raider

Rise Tomb Raider Title
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Game Rise of the Tomb Raider
Season 10
Episode 7
Length 15:30
Upload Date Dec 20, 2015; Dec 8, 2016 (re-upload)
Controller Matt
Previous Star Wars Battlefront
Next Xenoblade Chronicles X
“A sherpa's greatest ambition in life is to get killed helping white people up mountains.” — Matt


New Super Best Friends Play Rise of the Tomb Raider is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat feed their sherpa to wolves, sacrifice their friends to escape scorpions, and throw themselves into every death trap possible.

AboutEdit

Lara Croft must use all her wits to survive our buffoonery.
— Website description

QuotesEdit

He's the only other survivor of the U.S.S. Stereotype.
— Matt
It's like when you see pictures of Brooke Hogan and you just see Hogan's face coming out of her cooch.
— Pat
A sherpa's greatest ambition in life is to get killed helping white people up mountains.
— Matt
I'm pretty sure Linda Hamilton could beat up Eddie Furlong, and she probably did.
— Matt
My judgment is near universally poor.
— Pat
That's what a seagull's thinking when he looks at you. He's thinking about eating your delicious, delicious, genitals.
— Pat
We can sell this to the new Pope and he can wipe his ass with it.
— Pat
If there was a scorpion, I would shoot you in the mouth so it would get you instead.
— Pat
Did you guys know we have HD porn on tablets? Kind of makes your ancient civilization pointless and embarrassed.
— Matt
Every doctor touched a dead wiener at least once.
— Pat
She should be saying 'Bollocks.' all the time.
— Pat
This roast penis really goes great with Coronation Street.
— Pat

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