New Super Best Friends Play
Rise of the Tomb Raider
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Game | Rise of the Tomb Raider |
Season | 10 |
Episode | 7 |
Length | 15:30 |
Upload Date | Dec 20, 2015; Dec 8, 2016 (re-upload) |
Controller | Matt |
Previous | Star Wars Battlefront |
Next | Xenoblade Chronicles X |
“A sherpa's greatest ambition in life is to get killed helping white people up mountains.” — Matt
New Super Best Friends Play Rise of the Tomb Raider is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat feed their sherpa to wolves, sacrifice their friends to escape scorpions, and throw themselves into every death trap possible.
About[]
- “Lara Croft must use all her wits to survive our buffoonery.”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “He's the only other survivor of the U.S.S. Stereotype.”
- — Matt
- “It's like when you see pictures of Brooke Hogan and you just see Hogan's face coming out of her cooch.”
- — Pat
- “A sherpa's greatest ambition in life is to get killed helping white people up mountains.”
- — Matt
- “I'm pretty sure Linda Hamilton could beat up Eddie Furlong, and she probably did.”
- — Matt
- “My judgment is near universally poor.”
- — Pat
- “That's what a seagull's thinking when he looks at you. He's thinking about eating your delicious, delicious, genitals.”
- — Pat
- “We can sell this to the new Pope and he can wipe his ass with it.”
- — Pat
- “If there was a scorpion, I would shoot you in the mouth so it would get you instead.”
- — Pat
- “Did you guys know we have HD porn on tablets? Kind of makes your ancient civilization pointless and embarrassed.”
- — Matt
- “Every doctor touched a dead wiener at least once.”
- — Pat
- “She should be saying 'Bollocks.' all the time.”
- — Pat
- “This roast penis really goes great with Coronation Street.”
- — Pat