Friday Night Fisticuffs

Rising Thunder (Technical Alpha)

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Game Rising Thunder (Technical Alpha)
Upload Date Jul 31, 2015
Length 1:06:04
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“You're trying to grab nothing. It's like trying to grab Hulk Hogan.” — Pat

Rising Thunder (Technical Alpha) is the fifty-fourth episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam bring latency issues to a new level as they are forced to fight other players online and release new cable porn, try to get work for the Capcom Vs SNK robot announcer, and deal with pre-Alpha rage quiting.

About Edit

The missing link between accessible controls and competitive depth has been found, and it feels fucking NICE.
— Video description

Quotes Edit

Until we all just show each other our dicks, we have to compare something.
— Pat
To be fair, my sister's an idiot.
— Matt
Lame special move names are lame, but cool special move names are cool. This is a controversial statement.
— Matt
It's 'cause you hate Russia.
— Pat
But I love From Russia With Love.
— Woolie
Robot Judy Dench is the future I want.
— Woolie
It's fucking Vin Diesel vs Russell Crowe.
— Matt
For some reason I though that counted as a grounded state. Even though his feet were off the floor.
— Pat
You can do it Woolie. Just get bodied by Vlad.
— Pat
You're trying to grab nothing. It's like trying to grab Hulk Hogan.
— Pat
Dauntless on my fucking dick. I mean on my wall. That's what I call my wall, I call it my dick.
— Pat
More like 'Dickless'.
— Woolie
Well it is a robot. ... Did you just call me dickless?
— Pat
He did. He actually did it, like, thirty seconds ago.
— Matt
I'll show you who's.. eh.
— Pat
You'll show him who's dickless? What is that?
— Matt
Would you rather he refer to your micro-dick by name?
— Liam
Oh, don't do this. This is too real.
— Pat
Some people just hate robots.
— Woolie
And those people don't belong in out society.
— Matt
That fireball looks like a good place to stand.
— Liam

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 0/2
Pat 2/2
Woolie 1/1
Liam 1/1


  • Due to the nature of the build of the game used in this video, the Best Friends were forced to fight online opponents instead of each other.

Letter TimeEdit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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