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Samorost 3

Samorost 3 Title
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Game Samorost 3
Length 39:03
Controller Woolie
Upload Date Jan 23, 2017
“I'm pulling ghost dicks, y'all.” — Woolie


Best Friends Play - Samorost 3 is a one-off episode in which Pat and Woolie use the power of their dicks to stop their houses from getting haunted and help the dead move onto the other side.

About Edit

"The farting corpse of Satan."
— Video description

Quotes Edit

Is that Samorost? Is that Samorost 3?
— Pat
What up doggy? Lick my butt.
— Woolie
They're probably my friends if they live under my house.
— Woolie
You look like you could be from a Dr. Seuss book or Bloodborne.
— Woolie
In order to free my spirit from this Earthly coil, and let me pass onto the next world, you need to fuck my dead body. Right now. Right now, it's the only thing that will give me peace.
— Pat
Does the Danganronpa theme start playing?
— Woolie
I'm pulling ghost dicks, y'all.
— Woolie
How many had to fucking die, trip balls, and just vomit their shit out until we learned it. It's like the blowfish.
— Woolie on mushrooms
We had enough food to make a baby.
— Woolie
Link, two of the four stones you need to defeat Ganon are in your house.
— Woolie
Really?
— Pat as Link
Yeah man.
— Woolie
Wow. I mean, Hyaah!
— Pat as Link
A.I, defeats Bible confirmed.
— Pat
That is just a creepy space testicle farting everywhere.
— Pat
With grass growing on it and moss, but it's going to teach you music and that's what's important.
— Woolie
They're born red but then you have to break their spirits down and make them white.
— Woolie
That's awesome. Ewww!
— Pat

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