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Samurai Cop!

Samurai Cop Title
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Game Samurai Cop (Movie)
Length 1:36:11
Upload Date Sep 21, 2014
“Is this what the 70's were like?” — Pat
“Dude, this was made in 1990.” — Matt


Super Best Friends Watch Samurai Cop! is a one-off Super Best Friends Watch episode in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam get hammered and watch the best/worst movie ever made.

AboutEdit

We love Samurai Cop, and we figured we'd watch it and goof around while having some drinks! If you like Samurai Cop anywhere near as much as we do, check out the kickstarter! There might still be time if you caught this video early! But don't worry too much, it already hit its goal! Instead lets just sit back, get drunk, and watch this stupid fucking movie.
— Website description

Quotes Edit

Try watching this fucking schlock with us just pissing all over it.
— Pat
If they sold this in the dollar store, the dollar store would be rich.
— Liam
No, they'd have a dollar.
— Pat
You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
— Matt
I was in Samurai Cop.
— Pat
I went from full mast to half mast almost instantly.
— Pat
If I called up Liam and was like, "Yo, there's a deal going down.", he would bring a hunting rifle.
— Matt
Look at that somebody's dad!
— Matt
A jean suit and pants is called a Canadian Tuxedo.
— Woolie
The Harp system up in Alaska is controlling the weather. I would know because I'm a Navy Seal.
— Woolie, as Jesse Ventura
I like to think he actually died.
— Liam
The Best Friends debut of us staring at naked bodies on screen.
— Woolie
Girls don't mind if you don't do nothing.
— Matt
I'll cover Liam's eyes.
— Woolie
Does every man in your organization hang out in your living room?
— Pat
The only real samurai is the whitest man in the room.
— Matt
Token black guy reaction, gotta do it.
— Woolie
Is this what the 70's were like?
— Pat
Dude, this was made in 1990.
— Matt
This looks like it was filmed in the back of a loan office. Probably the guys that funded the movie.
— Liam
I think they filmed another movie and this movie is just the bloopers from that movie.
— Matt
You could put a cat in a uniform and it would be hot.
— Pat
Hey Zach, you're looking good.
— Matt
My dick has been folded over a thousand times.
— Liam
We'll argue about this later and then someone will tell us we're all wrong.
— Pat
This plot doesn't matter so just watch for the lion.
— Pat
Here's how we do it. Liam, Ferguson, go!
— Woolie
I don't care where you're from, you get hit in the balls, you're going down.
— Matt
What if you're from Hit-Me-In-The-Balls Town?
— Pat
Bangkok?
— Woolie
The first thing my dad taught me about guns was don't put your gun near your dick.
— Liam
Grandma Swamp giving out the jambalaya ass.
— Pat
Is this DLC?
— Woolie
He just crushed my dick with an ice cream sandwich! This it the low point of our future!
— Pat
You could get away with anything in those days.
— Pat
You could get away with shit editing.
— Matt
You can still get away with shit editing. Just look at our videos.
— Pat
This bullet-proof vest we couldn't afford to show.
— Liam
Imagine if you were stuck in Samurai Cop and you couldn't get out.
— Woolie
You mean his ass?
— Pat
You're basically gun colorblind.
— Pat
Look, your red is burst with face lightning. Wow, that was the worst sentence I've ever said on this channel.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • This is the first Super Best Friends Watch in which a movie was watched instead of cutscenes or game conferences.
  • The video of the Best Friends cuts out three times during filming, the second time taking the audio with it as well.

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