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Rustlemania 20

Saturday Night Slammasters

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Game Saturday Night Slammasters
Length 18:58
Winner Woolie & Matt (Tag Team)(x2), Pat & Computer (Tag Team), Woolie (x3)
Previous Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes the Neighborhood
Next WWF Wrestlemania X8
“This is the most fun I've had all week!” — Matt

Saturday Night Slammasters is the twentieth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.

About[]

HAGGAR 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!
— Video Description

Description[]

In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play a Street Fighter looking wrestling game complete with Guile's cousin and a Blanka look a-like. A few fast pace matches go by until Woolie finds Stingr, a luchador who has a spammable too powerful move Woolie exploited to victories over Matt and Pat. Lastly, Pat, salty over being a short guy, unleashed his ginger fury upon Matt and Woolie.

Quotes[]

Sakurai says we are putting our heart into this game. Kano confirmed for Smash.
— Matt
Careful he doesn't hit you with his electrified slave anklets.
— Pat
SLAM TOWN, USA!
— All 3 at once
He hates small people?! FUCK YOU!
— Pat on Titantic Tim
Not even Dog Master Xtreme was expecting that.
— Pat
Serena is brimming with rustling energy because the ice cream soda make up shop is closed today.
— Matt
Rasta's freakin' out! Goin' nuts!
— Woolie
This is the fucking worst.
— Pat
Mexico Vs. Russia, finally we will know...
— Matt
...what the greatest country is.
— Pat
Hey, you guy's wanna come to my Sonic fist conversion party?
— Pat
I'm 5'7, I went to the doctor last week...
— Matt to a skeptical Pat
...and he was like 'You're a lying shitbird'. I'm fucking crying here!
— Pat
Woolie can't eat sugar because his body sucks!
— Pat
I gotta go easy on the pies.
— Woolie
I'll trade your sugar problem for some of my hair back!
— Pat
Yeah, enjoy it Woolie, you tall bitch.
— Pat

Jimmies' Status[]

Matt - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Pat - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Woolie - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Trivia[]

  • The song used in the intro is "One of a Kind" by Breaking Point, the theme music for Rob Van Dam.
  • The outro theme is "Medal" by Jim Johnston, Kurt Angle's entrance music.
  • The side images are of Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan, respectively.
  • Woolie talked of an Arnold Schwarzenegger political video he made wielding a long knife, which Matt and Pat didn't believe to exist. The shortened version of the totally real video can be seen here.
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