Two Best Friends Play

Shadow Warrior 2 (Gamescom Demo)

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Game Shadow Warrior 2 (Gamescom Demo)
Length 36:02
Controller Pat
Upload Date Aug 26, 2016
“I don't think I've ever been accused of being efficient.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Shadow Warrior 2 (Gamescom Demo) is a one-off episode in which Matt and Pat get out their acid shooting H.R. Geiger dick guns and return to the Land of Racist stereotypes.

About Edit

AWe're ready to get our swords soaked in blood once more as we guide our Wangs through the Gamescom demo of Shadow Warrior 2! Thanks to Devolver Digital and Stephanie Fitzwilliam for the demo code!
— Video description

Quotes Edit

It's crazy and it's weird and it's probably vaguely racist because we're playing Shadow Warrior 2.
— Matt
You don't have your own cave, neither do I, but Alan Moore does and he seems pretty happy.
— Matt
No he doesn't.
— Pat
They're biting me.. and stealing my pants.
— Pat
Small but efficient.
— Wang
That's what people say about me.
— Matt
I don't think I've ever been accused of being efficient.
— Pat
It would really suck if all his jokes were really on point and witty.
— Matt
Buddha, avatar of humility, known for bragging about his giant penis.
— Pat
All this fucking stock footage of these kids just jacking these toys.
— Pat
Yeah, and that black kid gets all the cumshot on his chest.
— Matt
Yeah, alright. Boy I hope somebody saw that Super Soaker commercial.
— Pat
Y'know, I find Shadow Warrior and The Witness to have a lot of similarities. It's in first person, there's racist jokes, titties.
— Matt


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