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Super Best Friends Play

Shadow of the Colossus

SOTC Title
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Shadow of the Colossus
Episodes 10
Combined Length 05:14:55
Original Run Feb 14, 2018 - Feb 26, 2018
Controller Pat
“Are they Johnathan Blow stars?” — Woolie
“Man, that's a weird foreign parody of JoJo right there.” — Pat

Super Best Friends Play Shadow of the Colossus is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie masturbate over the game while attempting to revive Mono after she has been beaten to death by her drunken father at Barba's house party. By tracking down and murdering all the other guests they hope to revive her and in the process repeatedly try and fail to look cool.

About[]

Intro by https://twitter.com/purplicas
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— All video descriptions

Quotes[]

Our LPs are not respectable videos.
Woolie
Ah, we did one. We did one.
Pat
That bridge also made Tolkein shit his pants in awe of the beauty and impracticality of that bridge.
Matt
Quickly, you can run away from it. Woolie believes it now.
Matt about the black tendrils
You will get the weird black goo.
Pat
Would either of you know what the name of the soundtrack for this game is.
Woolie
Roar of the Earth.
Pat
Goddamn right!
Woolie
Your brain doesn't fully develop until you're like twenty-five.
Woolie
So wreck it with booze.
Pat
Are they Johnathan Blow stars?
Woolie
Man, that's a weird foreign parody of JoJo right there.
Pat
Something inside you will grow.
Woolie
Yeah, your dick.
Pat
Hopefully.
Matt
Eat some fucking durians.
Pat
They smell bad.
Woolie
Yeah, well, y'know what smells worse? Your dead fucking corpse.
Pat
Do it for Mono.
Woolie
Ah, bitch can't be worth it.
Pat
Nothing better than Shadow of the Colossus cross Home Alone.
Matt

Colossus Kill Times[]

Colossus Parts Battled In Time
Valus (Minotaurus colossus) Part one 00:05:30
Quadratus (Taurus magnus) Part two 00:02:22
Gaius (Terrestris veritas) Part two 00:08:17
Phaedra (Equus bellator apex) Part three 00:13:53
Avion (Avis praeda) Part four 00:07:09
Barba (Belua maximus) Part four 00:06:11
Hydrus (Draco marinus) Part five 00:07:08
Kuromori (Parietinae umbra) Part five 00:05:33
Basaran (Nimbus recanto) Part five 00:04:04
Dirge (Harena tigris) Part six 00:05:42
Celosia (Ignis excubitor) Part six 00:06:44

Pelagia (Permagnus pistrix)

Part seven 00:06:53
Phalanx (Aeris velivolus) Part seven 00:11:14
Cenobia (Clades candor) Part eight 00:07:29
Argus (Praesidium vigilo) Part eight 00:05:56
Malus (Grandis supernus) Part nine 00:13:03

Trivia[]

  • The intro was made by Iain Matthiae.
  • The intro song is "Revived Power" from Shadow of the Colossus.
  • In part 5, Woolie references a Twitter thread by Dan Olson of Folding Ideas in which Olson discusses the Shadow of the Colossus movie script, and how it is the single worst thing ever devised by man. The thread can be viewed here. Olson later read through the rest of the script on his Twitch stream, which is archived here.

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