Best Friends Play

Shantae and The Pirate's Curse

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Game Shantae and The Pirate's Curse
Length 41:11
Controller Matt
Upload Date Mar 27, 2016
“'You got 'Subpoenaed'!'.” — Woolie

Best Friends Play Shantae and The Pirate's Curse is a one-off episode in which Matt and Woolie use their twerk powers and blitzballs to help feed the zombie children and swim in pools of spit.


No amount of dragon saliva or flesh pops can stop this big booty shakin' y'all!
— Website description


“'Yeah Scully, remember that time a genie granted me wishes and you were there?', 'I don't know what I saw, Mulder.'.
— Matt
Imagine you open up a bottle of Evian water and you just see a skull and crossbones just comes floating out of it.
— Woolie
Well thatcomes out of Dasani, 'cause Dasani's like the worst tasting fucking garbage water in the world.
— Matt
Dasani has cancer in it.
— Matt
“'You got 'Subpoenaed'!'.
— Woolie
That's a bra that I approve of.
— Matt
That's that Mortal Kombat problem. Too many femurs in there.
— Woolie
That mermaid has a battle station and she does it every day.
— Matt
You know who wasn't strong enough to carry their own game? Most Mortal Kombat characters.
— Matt
I didn't realize drool Jacuzzis.
— Woolie


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