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Shattered Memories

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Game Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Episodes 9
Combined Length 4:25:13
Original Run Jun 18, 2015 - July 1, 2015
Controller Liam
“Have you seen my little girl? She's about eight years old, she has a porcelain rim.” — Pat


Super Best Friends Play Shattered Memories is a full Let's Play of yet another Silent Hill game... but this time it features tsundere Liam taking orders from senpais Matt and Pat as they guide Alan Wake's dorky cousin through this foreboding, all too familiar town.


AboutEdit

Can Liam handle this psychobabble? Yeah probably.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Shattered Memories Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I'm not wearing the wrist strap, so I'm gonna beat the shit out of you guys in this playthrough.
Liam
He looks like Alan Wake's dorkier cousin... Ted Wake!
Matt
That's why when I played it, I was fresh out of my fine arts degree and I got to color in my drawing.
Matt
Have you seen my little girl? She's about eight years old, she has a porcelain rim.
Pat
I want him and nurses in hot dog suits.
Liam
Trade your daughter for more time on the phone.
Liam
It's purple from that time my dad hit me and my grape juice hit the front of the window.
Liam
And you can practice RKOs on them.
Liam about stuffed deer heads
A cow punched my grandma.
Pat
You're just asking for Pinata Head Man to come crush it.
Liam
Everybody, stop fucking cheating on your wives because Pyramid Head is going to be in next time. I'm looking at you, Jimmy!
Pat
I remember when I was explaining to Woolie how I got picked on in school, and he's like 'Why didn't you just fight them?' I'm like 'Woolie, I'm not 400 pounds and 8 feet tall.'
Pat
I couldn't use my imposing girth and height to bully people like you.
Matt
My physical appearance doesn't scare people by default. It's hard.
Pat
Don't look at the breakfast menu because Woolie would have fucking thrown up all over it.
Matt
Wow. This reminds me of Woolie's freezer.
Matt, upon opening a freezer with nothing but a naked doll inside
If you can't get good service and honesty at your local brothel, society's falling apart.
Pat
No, this is the foundations of Liam. Wearing big puffy pants, dunking a basketball in space... Liam is truly a Space Jam child.
Matt
Oh, I figured it out... by reading it... on the internet.
Pat using his Silent Hill puzzle skills
I wanted to be taller and that's not working out.
Pat
When you get into science you become a huge nerd and you become unhappy, because you ruin dinosaurs.
Matt
Liam's pissed 'cause this is finally a game that plays him..
Matt
It will speedrun you into the ground.
Matt
Dude, we're missing important lore about fucking churros.
Matt
Am I horny? Come here and find out.
Matt
A train being driven by the Incredible Hulk running me over.
Matt on how he'd like to die
I only want to die in my sleep if I'm asleep being shot into the sun.
Pat
Girls like shopping. Come in here, we work you good.
Pat
Headless, sexy mannequin is everything creepy in the universe.
Pat
Then why does it turn me on so much?
Liam
Dammit. We need to get a better antennae at the Chewie and Fuckface show. The fucking stick with a twig on it isn't cutting it.
Pat
Welcome back to Liam's Dickbutt adventures.
Matt
The worst thing about snow globes is once you shatter them over people's faces you can't put them back together.
Pat
Whoa, you're telling me that the evil skeleton face isn't sexual to you?
Pat
Puff the Magic Dragon sound like the saddest shit in the world because he's just smoking weed all day 'cause he can't hang out with The Beatles because they're too cool for him.
Pat
I find the only way I can get horny is if I'm doin' it inside the carcass of a swan.
Matt

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