Super Best Friends Play
Shattered Memories
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Game | Silent Hill: Shattered Memories |
Episodes | 9 |
Combined Length | 4:25:13 |
Original Run | Jun 18, 2015 - July 1, 2015 |
Controller | Liam |
“Have you seen my little girl? She's about eight years old, she has a porcelain rim.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Play Shattered Memories is a full Let's Play of yet another Silent Hill game... but this time it features tsundere Liam taking orders from senpais Matt and Pat as they guide Alan Wake's dorky cousin through this foreboding, all too familiar town.
About[]
- “Can Liam handle this psychobabble? Yeah probably.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Shattered Memories Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I'm not wearing the wrist strap, so I'm gonna beat the shit out of you guys in this playthrough.”
- — Liam
- “He looks like Alan Wake's dorkier cousin... Ted Wake!”
- — Matt
- “That's why when I played it, I was fresh out of my fine arts degree and I got to color in my drawing.”
- — Matt
- “Have you seen my little girl? She's about eight years old, she has a porcelain rim.”
- — Pat
- “I want him and nurses in hot dog suits.”
- — Liam
- “Trade your daughter for more time on the phone.”
- — Liam
- “It's purple from that time my dad hit me and my grape juice hit the front of the window.”
- — Liam
- “And you can practice RKOs on them.”
- — Liam about stuffed deer heads
- “A cow punched my grandma.”
- — Pat
- “You're just asking for Pinata Head Man to come crush it.”
- — Liam
- “Everybody, stop fucking cheating on your wives because Pyramid Head is going to be in next time. I'm looking at you, Jimmy!”
- — Pat
- “I remember when I was explaining to Woolie how I got picked on in school, and he's like 'Why didn't you just fight them?' I'm like 'Woolie, I'm not 400 pounds and 8 feet tall.'”
- — Pat
- “I couldn't use my imposing girth and height to bully people like you.”
- — Matt
- “My physical appearance doesn't scare people by default. It's hard.”
- — Pat
- “Don't look at the breakfast menu because Woolie would have fucking thrown up all over it.”
- — Matt
- “Wow. This reminds me of Woolie's freezer.”
- — Matt, upon opening a freezer with nothing but a naked doll inside
- “If you can't get good service and honesty at your local brothel, society's falling apart.”
- — Pat
- “No, this is the foundations of Liam. Wearing big puffy pants, dunking a basketball in space... Liam is truly a Space Jam child.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, I figured it out... by reading it... on the internet.”
- — Pat using his Silent Hill puzzle skills
- “I wanted to be taller and that's not working out.”
- — Pat
- “When you get into science you become a huge nerd and you become unhappy, because you ruin dinosaurs.”
- — Matt
- “Liam's pissed 'cause this is finally a game that plays him..”
- — Matt
- “It will speedrun you into the ground.”
- — Matt
- “Dude, we're missing important lore about fucking churros.”
- — Matt
- “Am I horny? Come here and find out.”
- — Matt
- “A train being driven by the Incredible Hulk running me over.”
- — Matt on how he'd like to die
- “I only want to die in my sleep if I'm asleep being shot into the sun.”
- — Pat
- “Girls like shopping. Come in here, we work you good.”
- — Pat
- “Headless, sexy mannequin is everything creepy in the universe.”
- — Pat
- “Then why does it turn me on so much?”
- — Liam
- “Dammit. We need to get a better antennae at the Chewie and Fuckface show. The fucking stick with a twig on it isn't cutting it.”
- — Pat
- “Welcome back to Liam's Dickbutt adventures.”
- — Matt
- “The worst thing about snow globes is once you shatter them over people's faces you can't put them back together.”
- — Pat
- “Whoa, you're telling me that the evil skeleton face isn't sexual to you?”
- — Pat
- “Puff the Magic Dragon sound like the saddest shit in the world because he's just smoking weed all day 'cause he can't hang out with The Beatles because they're too cool for him.”
- — Pat
- “I find the only way I can get horny is if I'm doin' it inside the carcass of a swan.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The original Silent Hill: Shattered Memories episode was the second pilot episode recorded for Two Best Friends Play.
- The intro was drawn by Lord Phillock. The music used is an altered version of "Green Greens", the go-to theme for the Best Friends which was used as a joke in the original Silent Hill: Shattered Memories video after the pilot.