Shmup God Pat is a friend of the Best Friends Zaibatsu who has been mentioned on multiple occasions, though he's never made an actual appearance. As the name implies, he is highly skilled in the shoot 'em up genre. According to Liam in episode fifteen and twenty-seven of the Super Best Friendcast, he ranked extremely high on the Canadian Resogun leaderboards. In that same podcast, Woolie stated that he "destroyed Ikaruga back in the day". In episode forty-three of the podcast, Too Much Weiner Slappin’, Woolie mentions that he really loves Kamen Rider Double. In You Are Now Breathing Manually, they stated that he was the top-ranked Canadian player, and that he "would rather play with two controllers" than play co-op.