Rustlemania 2

Showdown Legends of Wrestling

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Game Showdown Legends of Wrestling
Length 24:02
Winner Matt
Previous WWE Raw 2
Next Hulk Hogan's Main Event
“Matt wins, but he feels like he lost.” — Matt
“We all lost, Matt.” — Pat

Showdown Legends of Wrestling is the second episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


Oh man, this game is filled with ghosts and skeletons! Fuck, they even have a listing of all of them!
— Video Description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play a bad wrestling game while talking about Iron Sheik's erection, look at the memorial for all the dead wrestlers in the game, fail to create Zubaz in the create a wrestler mode, and offer their asses to Bam Bam Bigelow.

Quotes Edit

Now there's something about Hulk Hogan shattering reality...
— Matt
He looks like a Quake 2 enemy!
— Pat referring to DDP
Oh my god! Not only is this filled with dead wrestlers, there's Acclaim right there!
— Pat
Just wrestling of the dead here.
— Woolie
There's so many cookies here!
— Pat
Everything I do is expertly applied.
— Matt
Andre's just fucking off.
— Pat
Nothing's doing anything!
— Woolie
Bobby Heenan equips the slow gem.
— Matt
I thought this was how we tango.
— Woolie
Just let the pain end!
— Pat
When Bam Bam Bigelow's roaring up behind you, just turn around and take it.
— Matt
Matt wins, but he feels like he lost.
— Matt
We all lost, Matt.
— Pat
Ladies, if you want to impress me, get that outfit to work. Get Poison Ivy's bra out there.
— Matt
How do you do the offering your ass for punishment move?
— Matt

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Trivia Edit

  • The intro music is "Real American" by Rick Derringer, one of Hulk Hogan's intros.
  • The outro song is "It's All About the Money", the entrance for Ted DiBiase. This song was later used in the Ducktales Remastered episode. The full song can be heard here.

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