Two Best Friends Play
Silent Hill 3
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Game | Silent Hill 3 |
Episodes | 20 |
Combined Length | 10:17:12 |
Original Run | Nov 1, 2016 - Dec 15, 2016 |
Controller | Matt |
For the Shitstorm of Scariness episode, see Silent Hill 3.
“You've come a long way since Downpour.” — Pat
“I don't take that compliment.” — Matt
Silent Hill 3 is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat head to the mall for the St. Anger album signing but things don't go as planned as they fight off a party of dick metaphors, the horrid nine to five grind, gross love dolls and God.
About[]
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- — Playlist descrpiton
See the individual episode descriptions at the Silent Hill 3 (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Who played Downpour?”
- — Matt
- “You did. Of course you did, because you threw the axe.”
- — Pat
- “And that's one of those big Thundering Thunderbutts?”
- — Matt
- “So that thing's basically a dick with legs.”
- — Pat
- “Cool. I've always wanted to... see that?”
- — Matt
- “Whoa. Matt's excited about putting a baseball cap on his penis.”
- — Pat
- “It's recording in blackface.”
- — Matt
- “I should make a game called 'Wall Scrapers'.”
- — Pat
- “It's just as good as 'Shit's Locked'.”
- — Matt
- “You've come a long way since Downpour.”
- — Pat
- “I don't take that compliment.”
- — Matt
- “Never go down on anything.”
- — Matt
- “Always be going up on things.”
- — Pat
- “Not even the eldritch abominations of Silent Hill can fight the mythical power of chlorine gas.”
- — Pat
- “I'll never be defeated if I get my cardboard porn box.”
- — Pat
- “The penis is a symbolism for sex.”
- — Pat
- “Run, Matt. Be the coward you were always meant to be. I am a huge coward and I can teach you.”
- — Pat
- “Nothing but garbage.”
- — Matt
- “It's a picture of Ellie.”
- — Pat
- “'Top Ten Ways to Please That Dog Monster That's Going to Kill You'. Thanks, Cosmo.”
- — Pat
- “You have a bit of a thing with Silent Hill melee weapons.”
- — Pat
- “Is there an ending where Claudia's in a room flipping switches and pushing levers?”
- — Matt
- “No, that's the main ending. That's the canon ending, and she pulls her head off and its a Shiba.”
- — Pat
- “The documentary Some Kind of Monster is amazing though. 'Cause it chronicles the entire making of St. Anger and you can see, like, it's like watching an entire documentary of George Lucas ruining Star Wars.”
- — Matt
- “The more never and the less explained, the better.”
- — Pat
- “I would love a survival horror game to push Go-Gurt.”
- — Matt
- “You'll have to think about it first.”
- — Pat
- “Not really my forte. I'll just mash items onto things.”
- — Matt
- “Riding the Flesh Beast is a good album name.”
- — Matt
- “Is there anything darker than working nine to five?”
- — Pat
- “I think, in my heart, I shit my pants.”
- — Matt
- “But the priestess used neither sword nor spear nor her sick ass Glock.”
- — Matt
- “Who hasn't wanted to kill a loved one at some point?”
- — Pat
- “That's a little dark, man.”
- — Pat
- “Sorry, while we're playing Silent Hill!”
- — Matt
- “Where we at on pole length?”
- — Matt
- “I heard evil praying and a bunch of children wailing and I went over to complain.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, can you guys turn it down?”
- — Matt
- “Your children are really hard as their souls are being severed from their bodies. I'm trying to play Titanfall over here.”
- — Pat
- “One day, in the future, we'll be smart.”
- — Pat
- “Claudia could be your angle or your devil.”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna fuck myself and be my own dad!”
- — Pat
- “God wants you to give me all your rare Pokemon.”
- — Matt
- “There's the fucking reverse cowgirl.”
- — Matt
- “Yeo. What an enemy.”
- — Pat
- “Then we get to enjoy the great ending where God is dead. just like Nietzsche wanted.”
- — Pat
- “Complimenting Matt is the surest form of failure.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The opening animation was made by The Mothman.
- The intro and outro music is "End Of Small Sanctuary" from Silent Hill 3.