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Silent Hill 3

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Game Silent Hill 3
Episodes 20
Combined Length 10:17:12
Original Run Nov 1, 2016 - Dec 15, 2016
Controller Matt

For the Shitstorm of Scariness episode, see Silent Hill 3.

“You've come a long way since Downpour.” — Pat
“I don't take that compliment.” — Matt

Silent Hill 3 is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat head to the mall for the St. Anger album signing but things don't go as planned as they fight off a party of dick metaphors, the horrid nine to five grind, gross love dolls and God.

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See the individual episode descriptions at the Silent Hill 3 (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Who played Downpour?
Matt
You did. Of course you did, because you threw the axe.
Pat
And that's one of those big Thundering Thunderbutts?
Matt
So that thing's basically a dick with legs.
Pat
Cool. I've always wanted to... see that?
Matt
Whoa. Matt's excited about putting a baseball cap on his penis.
Pat
It's recording in blackface.
Matt
I should make a game called 'Wall Scrapers'.
Pat
It's just as good as 'Shit's Locked'.
Matt
You've come a long way since Downpour.
Pat
I don't take that compliment.
Matt
Never go down on anything.
Matt
Always be going up on things.
Pat
Not even the eldritch abominations of Silent Hill can fight the mythical power of chlorine gas.
Pat
I'll never be defeated if I get my cardboard porn box.
Pat
The penis is a symbolism for sex.
Pat
Run, Matt. Be the coward you were always meant to be. I am a huge coward and I can teach you.
Pat
Nothing but garbage.
Matt
It's a picture of Ellie.
Pat
“'Top Ten Ways to Please That Dog Monster That's Going to Kill You'. Thanks, Cosmo.
Pat
You have a bit of a thing with Silent Hill melee weapons.
Pat
Is there an ending where Claudia's in a room flipping switches and pushing levers?
Matt
No, that's the main ending. That's the canon ending, and she pulls her head off and its a Shiba.
Pat
The documentary Some Kind of Monster is amazing though. 'Cause it chronicles the entire making of St. Anger and you can see, like, it's like watching an entire documentary of George Lucas ruining Star Wars.
Matt
The more never and the less explained, the better.
Pat
I would love a survival horror game to push Go-Gurt.
Matt
You'll have to think about it first.
Pat
Not really my forte. I'll just mash items onto things.
Matt
Riding the Flesh Beast is a good album name.
Matt
Is there anything darker than working nine to five?
Pat
I think, in my heart, I shit my pants.
Matt
But the priestess used neither sword nor spear nor her sick ass Glock.
Matt
Who hasn't wanted to kill a loved one at some point?
Pat
That's a little dark, man.
Pat
Sorry, while we're playing Silent Hill!
Matt
Where we at on pole length?
Matt
I heard evil praying and a bunch of children wailing and I went over to complain.
Pat
Hey, can you guys turn it down?
Matt
Your children are really hard as their souls are being severed from their bodies. I'm trying to play Titanfall over here.
Pat
One day, in the future, we'll be smart.
Pat
Claudia could be your angle or your devil.
Pat
I'm gonna fuck myself and be my own dad!
Pat
God wants you to give me all your rare Pokemon.
Matt
There's the fucking reverse cowgirl.
Matt
Yeo. What an enemy.
Pat
Then we get to enjoy the great ending where God is dead. just like Nietzsche wanted.
Pat
Complimenting Matt is the surest form of failure.
Pat

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