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Silent Hill: Downpour

Silent Hill Downpour
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Game Silent Hill: Downpour
Episodes 19
Combined Length 9:00:52
Original Run Mar 20, 2012 - May 17, 2012
Controller Matt
“Don't throw your fuckin' fireaxe dipshit!” — Matt


Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill Downpour is a nineteen part full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat venture into one of the lesser Silent Hill games and create moments that will stay with fans forever.


About Edit

Watch as Matt throws a fireaxe right into your heart.
— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Silent Hill Downpour Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Nothing scarier than Konami!
Matt
I played this for hours with the brightness set eight shades too low.
Pat
What does that prove?
Matt
It proves I couldn't see shit!
Pat
Phillip Seymor Hoffman?
Matt, on Patrick Napier
Truman Capote?
Matt, on Phillip Seymor Hoffman
Ask me something about Silent Hill.
Pat
How did I find this flashlight and you didn't?
Matt
I'm losing my shit over this, 'cause eventually, you're gonna drop something, and you're not gonna be able to fuckin' find it again, and you're gonna feel like a stupid fuckin' idiot.
Pat
If you were naming it, what would you call it? I'd call it "The Devil's Asshole".
Pat, on naming The Devil's Pit
That bag of heroine in my ass musta burst.
Pat
I base half my life on Anchorman.
Matt
I type it into Google, and I get no results. That's how hype Countdown Vampires is.
Pat
Ah my butt. I need that!
Matt
Eight-sided cranks motherfucker. Not that hexagon shit.
Pat
People listening who can't see this, there is piss everywhere.
Pat
Nothing screams tension like frame rate drop.
Pat
Now I have the image of a protractor having sex with a pyramid in my head. I'll never get it out.
Pat
The train guy was drunk!
— Pat
It's a typical... like, Western United States way of naming things. 'Hey, we got this big fucking thing!'
Pat
What should we call it?
Matt
Let's name it something about The Devil
Pat
People love that stuff.
Matt
People love the devil!
Pat
People love worshipping Beezlebub!
Matt
Did you know that th-th-the kids, they like to listen to the Devil music? If we name this shit the "Devil Pit", the fucking kids'll come here!
Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
The kids will fuckin' love this shit, the fucking Silent Hill Devil's Pit!
— Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
Go to the Devil's Pit and look at the Cave of Tears.
Matt, as Tour Guide Nixon
The kids with their fucking Bon Jon Jovi and their Beesie Boys! They'll come over here to the Devil's Pit with their fucking rock music!
Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
He went zoom zoom, but you went boom boom.
— Pat
And that was the story of the Shepard... I mean Murphy!
— Pat
No, you can't go this way, you can only go into this scary apartment building... where The Devil lives!
— Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
I can't believe how bad they fucked up the HD collection!
— Pat
Those police are down with the Devil!
Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
You thought the police were nice, but it turns out they're not.
Matt
You thought the cops were going to rescue you? Hell no, they're throwing up the horns!
Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
THAT'S BRICKS!
— Pat
It's not a nagitana!
— Pat
This town is down with the Devil- they love the fucking Devil!!
— Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
I guess you better go get that brick....
— Pat, after Matt threw his fire axe down a chasm
People were talkin' about the brick shit for weeks, they're gonna be fuckin' makin' fun of you for that fire axe shit forever!
— Pat
Don't throw your fuckin' fireaxe dipshit!
— Matt
Come on down to the Hot Plate Club! We're playin' all the best tunes for you Silent Hill goons!
— Matt
I wish I could de-brick this game.
— Pat
Tell my wife, 'Hello'.
— Matt, before he finishes an enemy
Why does that kid have an eyepatch? Is he Big Boss?
— Matt
Mantle rock? What is Man-to-rock?
— Pat
What are you, the Mike Tyson of drugs?
— Pat
Hey man, jogging pants are scary.
— Pat
America!
— Matt, as he finishes an enemy
Don't mock my mash.
— Pat
You can't shank people... with a shank.
— Pat
FUCK YOU!
— Matt and Pat

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