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Silent Hill Homecoming

Homecoming
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Game Silent Hill Homecoming
Episodes 18
Combined Length 8:07:17
Original Run Apr 26, 2013 - Jun 14, 2013
Controller Matt & Pat
“This is the moment Silent Hill died.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill Homecoming is the second full playthrough of a Silent Hill game, and the second in a row neither Matt or Pat thought the game was any good. Pat is steadfast in his belief that this is the game that ended one of his favorite series and their "friend" who worked on the game agreed. Matt controls the character in this game and thankfully for him there isn't a throw button in it this time.

About[]

This is the moment Silent Hill died
— Website descripiton

See the individual episode descriptions at the Silent Hill Homecoming Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

My favorite thing is down coming.
Pat
I felt more aroused than scared.
Matt in regards to the nurses
Quote: The whole development process can me summed up by the action of renaming it.
Pat
This reminds me of that trip to the doctor Woolie had to go to.
Matt on having to reach into a dark hole
That's implausibly evil.
Pat
Riveting. I'm riveted. Are you riveted?
Pat
Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.
Pat
I will protect this gun from the Obama. Baraka really wants it.
Matt
Mom, I didn't come all the way home not to drink Mountain Dew.
Matt
Already Silent Hill has taken us to new depths of horror, where our hero is without Mountain Dew.
Pat
You gotta rub your dick on things before you can use items. That's how the real world works.
— Pat
You don't HAVE any objectives!!
— Pat
I don't know anything about fire axes.
— Matt
It's in one of these crypts, of which there are eighty.
— Pat
Grandma needs his insulin.
— Matt
FUCK THAT CHAIR!
— Pat
Check this bitch falling off a chair.
— Matt
She's buttvincible.
— Pat
Abraham Lincoln didn't sign any document unless there's a load of semen on it.
— Matt
Get ready for spooks.
— Pat
But be careful because now enemies populates the streets.
— Pat
There are no continues, my friend.
— Pat
Fuck this game.
— Pat
Deep clipping. That's the thing the kids are into.
— Pat
By his lair, I mean the Devil that doesn't pay much rent.
— Matt
Gimme back my son!
— Matt
You have yet to see the tampon creatures of Silent Hill.
— Pat
I love Downcoming!
— Matt
I was wrong. Let the record state that this is the one time I have been wrong ever.
— Pat
Stab her with rocks!
— Pat
Please don't lynch me in the streets, fanbase.
— Pat
Butthole skills?
— Pat
What's goin' up with that! What's goin' up with that?
— Pat
I am sorry... you stupid ass.
— Pat
Even the smart intelligent Man cannot defeat you with your knife combo.
— Pat
I hope someday I can get a better ammo.
— Matt
You've never cut someone up with a pipe before?
— Pat
Don't let Winston Churchill touch you in the church!
— Matt
Pooping in your eyeball. That's what playing this game feels like!
— Pat
Don't talk about the balloon fucking?!
— Pat
We've already mentioned Woolie enough.
— Matt
James...you never brought us back to my special place. Now I'm going to knock you down with my SHOCKWAVE ARMS!
Pat during the first fight against Scarlet

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