Two Best Friends Play
Silent Hill Homecoming
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Game | Silent Hill Homecoming |
Episodes | 18 |
Combined Length | 8:07:17 |
Original Run | Apr 26, 2013 - Jun 14, 2013 |
Controller | Matt & Pat |
“This is the moment Silent Hill died.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill Homecoming is the second full playthrough of a Silent Hill game, and the second in a row neither Matt or Pat thought the game was any good. Pat is steadfast in his belief that this is the game that ended one of his favorite series and their "friend" who worked on the game agreed. Matt controls the character in this game and thankfully for him there isn't a throw button in it this time.
About[]
- “This is the moment Silent Hill died”
- — Website descripiton
See the individual episode descriptions at the Silent Hill Homecoming Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “My favorite thing is down coming.”
- — Pat
- “I felt more aroused than scared.”
- — Matt in regards to the nurses
- “Quote: The whole development process can me summed up by the action of renaming it.”
- — Pat
- “This reminds me of that trip to the doctor Woolie had to go to.”
- — Matt on having to reach into a dark hole
- “That's implausibly evil.”
- — Pat
- “Riveting. I'm riveted. Are you riveted?”
- — Pat
- “Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.”
- — Pat
- “I will protect this gun from the Obama. Baraka really wants it.”
- — Matt
- “Mom, I didn't come all the way home not to drink Mountain Dew.”
- — Matt
- “Already Silent Hill has taken us to new depths of horror, where our hero is without Mountain Dew.”
- — Pat
- “You gotta rub your dick on things before you can use items. That's how the real world works.”
- — Pat
- “You don't HAVE any objectives!!”
- — Pat
- “I don't know anything about fire axes.”
- — Matt
- “It's in one of these crypts, of which there are eighty.”
- — Pat
- “Grandma needs his insulin.”
- — Matt
- “FUCK THAT CHAIR!”
- — Pat
- “Check this bitch falling off a chair.”
- — Matt
- “She's buttvincible.”
- — Pat
- “Abraham Lincoln didn't sign any document unless there's a load of semen on it.”
- — Matt
- “Get ready for spooks.”
- — Pat
- “But be careful because now enemies populates the streets.”
- — Pat
- “There are no continues, my friend.”
- — Pat
- “Fuck this game.”
- — Pat
- “Deep clipping. That's the thing the kids are into.”
- — Pat
- “By his lair, I mean the Devil that doesn't pay much rent.”
- — Matt
- “Gimme back my son!”
- — Matt
- “You have yet to see the tampon creatures of Silent Hill.”
- — Pat
- “I love Downcoming!”
- — Matt
- “I was wrong. Let the record state that this is the one time I have been wrong ever.”
- — Pat
- “Stab her with rocks!”
- — Pat
- “Please don't lynch me in the streets, fanbase.”
- — Pat
- “Butthole skills?”
- — Pat
- “What's goin' up with that! What's goin' up with that?”
- — Pat
- “I am sorry... you stupid ass.”
- — Pat
- “Even the smart intelligent Man cannot defeat you with your knife combo.”
- — Pat
- “I hope someday I can get a better ammo.”
- — Matt
- “You've never cut someone up with a pipe before?”
- — Pat
- “Don't let Winston Churchill touch you in the church!”
- — Matt
- “Pooping in your eyeball. That's what playing this game feels like!”
- — Pat
- “Don't talk about the balloon fucking?!”
- — Pat
- “We've already mentioned Woolie enough.”
- — Matt
- “James...you never brought us back to my special place. Now I'm going to knock you down with my SHOCKWAVE ARMS!”
- — Pat during the first fight against Scarlet