SBFC 091

Slurping from the Vats

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Length 2:54:47
Date May 4, 2015
Previous Where else can we add Jiggle Physics?
Next Post Apocalyptic T-pose Culture
“Anything can happen in a video game but nothing bad ever happens in real life.” — Pat

Slurping from the Vats is the ninety-first episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

A sizeable amount of this episode is dedicated to talking about The Avengers, and cringing at Suicide Squad.
— Podcast description

Quotes Edit

Episode one-hundred reveals the entire podcast was just a work.
— Matt
Liam, my grandpa wanted to ask if he could have his sandals back.
— Pat
No, he cannot. He can fight me if he wants them.
— Liam
Anything can happen in a video game but nothing bad ever happens in real life.
— Pat
The vast majority of my week was smooch time with the missus who was in town this week...
— Pat
Yeahm I had a great time with you this week.
— Matt
Play the .Hack// PS2 games.
— Liam
The guy playing in the stream was terrible. He sucked.
— Pat
Now I know how the fans feel.
— Woolie
This is the month of Black Spider-man.
— Liam
Just stick a little Spider-Man face on a stick of butter and you're done.
— Pat

Letter Time Edit

Q: What's the most embarrassingly weeaboo thing you've ever done? from The Draigg

  • Matt: Me making tons of Da Black Goku fan art?
  • Pat: I got caught humming along to the lyrics of the Gundam Wing soundtrack on the metro.
  • Woolie: My graduation yearbook quote was written in grammatically incorrect rōmaji. It was a quote from my dad and it seemed cool to me at the time.
  • Liam: I have none that are embarrassing. I guess people finding my AMVs.

Q: What's your favorite AVGN moment? from Nebula

  • Matt: When he's fighting the two Satans in Ghosts 'N Goblins.
  • Pat: Super Mecha Death Christ and the gap in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES that you don't have to jump over.
  • Woolie: "Live like a windrammer as you fuck."
  • Liam: The Silver Surfer episode and the Top Gun episode.

Q: How do you grow as a human being and not be jerks to other people? from mike0dude

  • Matt: The fact you asked this means you're taking a step in the right direction.
  • Pat: You cut them out of your life and start over.
  • Woolie: Don't get defensive about the possibility of being wrong.
  • Liam: You hope to come to understand that the things you said were horrible and don't do it again.

Q: What are your tips for making a good survival pack? from Issac

  • Matt: Don't team up with groups that have old people or children.
  • Pat: Put a gun in an empty bag and when you find Woolie, shoot him and take his bag.
  • Woolie: Take your important documents, zip-lock them, and velcro them to the bag. Then if you get robbed, you can keep your important stuff. If you can afford it, buy a satellite phone.
  • Liam: Make sure the bag is on the side of the house that stays with you when the earthquake splits it.

Q: What is the worst game over screen? from Rosy

Q: I'm visiting the biodome in Montreal with my girlfriend. Do you guys wanna hang out? from Carter

  • Matt: No, but enjoy the biodome.
  • Pat: No thanks.
  • Woolie: No, sorry.
  • Liam: No.

Q: What's your favorite Cards Against Humanity card? from Jeff

  • Matt: I can't remember any in particular because I'm usually drunk when I play it.
  • Pat: "Windmill full of corpses".
  • Woolie: A mix up between "Pac-man uncontrollably guzzling a ton of cum" and "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body".
  • Liam: I've only played it twice so I can't really pick a favorite.

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt: Wolfenstein: The New Blood
  • Pat: Pillars of Eternity, waiting for Witcher 3, Majora's Mask 3DS
  • Woolie: All You Need is Kill
  • Liam: Omega Quintet

Trivia Edit