Two Best Friends Play:
Soma
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Game | Soma |
Episodes | 14 |
Combined Length | 08:43:14 |
Original Run | Oct 31, 2015 - Nov 30, 2015 |
Controller | Pat |
“I pine for the days I just have to look at a good ole regular penis, not these weird underwater ones.” — Matt
Soma is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat go to the bottom of the ocean, where such horrors as robo sperm and alien butt-holes await them.
About[]
- “Cogito Ergo Sum”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Soma Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Now my dead missus won't get mad at me for the seat being down.”
- — Pat
- “What game is this? Is this about robots!?”
- — Pat
- “This game looks and runs very well.”
- — Pat
- “Except for that crash.”
- — Matt
- “I don't like the word 'bombard' as a verb used to my own brain.”
- — Matt
- “I want everyone to crawl around in my tubes.”
- — Pat
- “Sometimes you just gotta vent your asshole a little bit.”
- — Matt
- “I pine for the days I just have to look at a good ole regular penis, not these weird underwater ones.”
- — Matt
- “There's a quote that can taken outta context.”
- — Pat
- “No tentacles. I want penis classic. I was not into new penis. I think new penis was a ploy by the penis company.”
- — Pat
- “At least I'll die doing what I like. Smothering myself in hair that I can't have.”
- — Matt
- “I would rather be a toilet than not exist.”
- — Pat
- “You almost ate shit Tony Hawk style.”
- — Matt
- “Find ultimate conclusion to...”
- — Matt
- “Humanity's USB issues.”
- — Pat
- “Under the sea. Just kiss the girl.”
- — Pat
- “It's always better down when she's wetter.”
- — Matt
- “Under... wait, what?”
- — Pat
- “I'll trust her until she betrays us.”
- — Matt
- “I don't need the world to be made out of chocolate and boobs, but for the world to be slightly better, that's cool.”
- — Matt
- “I hate you, you look gross. If I ever met some as gross looking as you with the barnacles, I'd be like, 'Ew.', but I'd still try and be polite. You're supposed to be polite to people, even if they look gross.”
- — Pat
- “Do I need to put your favorite pair of jeans in it to make your fantasy complete?”
- — Matt
- “Does your toaster go to the afterlife?”
- — Pat
- “I don't know. I feel like if it was a really good toaster it would get to go.”
- — Matt
- “The anglerfish seems like a fish that Plague of Gripes made up.”
- — Matt
- “All of what's left of humanity. It's all gone. I've fucked it all up.”
- — Pat
- “Nothing of value was lost.”
- — Matt
- “What if we put an eyepatch on Cthulhu and the eyepatch was a robot?”
- — Pat
- “I don't know what to say to that!”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The first part of this playthrough also doubled as the final submission of October 2015's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special as it was uploaded on the final day of October 2015, Halloween.
- Starting with part two, the intro was done by Mothman Draws.
- Pat revealed in episode one-hundred and seventeen of the Super Best Friendcast, The Sistine Chapel, brought to you by Real Player, that this was not originally planned to be a full LP and was meant to stop where part two ends.