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Soma

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Game Soma
Episodes 14
Combined Length 08:43:14
Original Run Oct 31, 2015 - Nov 30, 2015
Controller Pat
“I pine for the days I just have to look at a good ole regular penis, not these weird underwater ones.” — Matt

Soma is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat go to the bottom of the ocean, where such horrors as robo sperm and alien butt-holes await them.

About[]

Cogito Ergo Sum
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Soma Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Now my dead missus won't get mad at me for the seat being down.
Pat
What game is this? Is this about robots!?
Pat
This game looks and runs very well.
Pat
Except for that crash.
Matt
I don't like the word 'bombard' as a verb used to my own brain.
Matt
I want everyone to crawl around in my tubes.
Pat
Sometimes you just gotta vent your asshole a little bit.
Matt
I pine for the days I just have to look at a good ole regular penis, not these weird underwater ones.
Matt
There's a quote that can taken outta context.
Pat
No tentacles. I want penis classic. I was not into new penis. I think new penis was a ploy by the penis company.
Pat
At least I'll die doing what I like. Smothering myself in hair that I can't have.
Matt
I would rather be a toilet than not exist.
Pat
You almost ate shit Tony Hawk style.
Matt
Find ultimate conclusion to...
Matt
Humanity's USB issues.
Pat
Under the sea. Just kiss the girl.
Pat
It's always better down when she's wetter.
Matt
Under... wait, what?
Pat
I'll trust her until she betrays us.
Matt
I don't need the world to be made out of chocolate and boobs, but for the world to be slightly better, that's cool.
Matt
I hate you, you look gross. If I ever met some as gross looking as you with the barnacles, I'd be like, 'Ew.', but I'd still try and be polite. You're supposed to be polite to people, even if they look gross.
Pat
Do I need to put your favorite pair of jeans in it to make your fantasy complete?
Matt
Does your toaster go to the afterlife?
Pat
I don't know. I feel like if it was a really good toaster it would get to go.
Matt
The anglerfish seems like a fish that Plague of Gripes made up.
Matt
All of what's left of humanity. It's all gone. I've fucked it all up.
Pat
Nothing of value was lost.
Matt
What if we put an eyepatch on Cthulhu and the eyepatch was a robot?
Pat
I don't know what to say to that!
Matt

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