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Sonic Adventure

Sonic Adventure Title
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Game Sonic Adventure
Episodes 9
Combined Length 06:51:12
Original Run May 4, 2015 - May 16, 2015
Controller Liam
“This is the Dreamcast's Dark Souls.” — Liam


Spindash Let's Plays - Sonic Adventure is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam experience one of the best Sonic games, as little as that amounts to anymore, as they look through Tails' porno collection, drive bumper cars around a post-apocalyptic Earth, gargle feces in their mouths, help Buffalo Big catch the human centi-frog, become the instrument of Eggman's revenge, and ultimately ruin their childhood perception of this game.


AboutEdit

Gotta go fast.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Sonic Adventure Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

A lot of people have been asking us, 'Why don't you do a full LP of Sonic 2006?' and we were all like, 'That's no good.'.
Matt
Does every girl just come with a bunch of Archie comics in real life?
Liam
I think you just described every 3D Sonic game ever by saying, 'This game has really weird blank.'.
Matt
Why is that child directing you to a casino?
Woolie
I don’t know. Did he have a mustache on his face or was that just me?
Liam
I thought you were gonna say, 'Do you know how casinos work?' and I was gonna say 'yeah, tons of ladies standing around you until you lose all the money'.
Matt
Wow Woolie, you're super good at stealing music.
Liam
"Theme of Sweaty Animal Sex".
Matt
Not "Theme of Love".
Woolie
Sonic, I just wanna gargle your poop and rub it on my chest.
Liam as Amy
So we're just gonna have a highways inside of a building 'cause fuck you.
Matt
Which two sides? What war is waging in the background?
Liam
Chaos and order? Hotaru and Havik?
Matt
Rhinox knew the deal and when the others started going crazy, he could guide them with their animal spirit.
Woolie
That show sucks.
Liam
When they were bl... Oh my god, I hate you! I hate you so much! If I could murder you with my thoughts, oh my god!
Woolie
This is the Dreamcast's Dark Souls.
Liam
Piss on the floor. That's why you buy a plush carpet.
Liam
"Man, girls are so weird! I don't like the way they smell 'cause it's not like chili dogs!"
Matt, as Sonic
Take any girl character in any game, and give them a hammer and make them more evil, and you've got a better character.
Woolie
I forgot to mention, Plague sent me a link to a gallery, of um...
Woolie
Sonic porn.
Matt
Better.
Woolie
Big the Cat is the shit, man. You just didn't read the Archie comics right.
Liam
R. Kelly the Urine.
Woolie
I bet you Toriyama was drawing Mister Popo and was like, 'This is a bad idea, but I can't stop.'.
Matt
It's unavoidable.
Woolie about playing as Big the Cat
It's super easy. Just take the controller from him.
Matt
Big the Cat says 'Gatsu'.
Woolie
Big the Cat goes, 'Please enjoy my website, Stormfront.'
Matt
Big the Cat literally crossified Jes... crossified... Jesus. Literally.
Woolie
No, no! Run that back! Crossified!
Matt
You just alienated half the Sonic fan base.
Liam
Oh god, cops, please don't shoot Knuckles. He's running away, please don't shoot him.
Woolie
I find that the Wire and Sonic universes share a common theme.
Matt
Just drop it likes it's hot or cold, or what have you. Whatever Knuckles doesn't like.
Matt
If Tails' wasn't lawful good then he could totally become another Eggman.
Woolie
They should have a bunch of guns and a big dumb motorcycle. That would make them look cool.
Matt about Yooka-Laylee
On the Xbox One, you boot it and it says, 'What do you want? T.V., PornHub, or T.V.?'.
Liam
Zach, your supple butthole...
Matt
Is about to unplug the micrphone.
Woolie
One school thinks they're called Chao and the other one thinks they're called 'Gaskwang'.
Liam
Matt's stifling his laughter, Woolie's stifling his anger.
Liam
You're different. Wear a fedora and I'll date you.
Matt as Amy
Pat's gonna die by falling out of world.
Woolie
He's just gonna clip through the corner of his apartment and that's it.
Liam
Just because you have A.I. doesn't mean you have good judgement.
Woolie
Super Sonic God Super Sonic.
Woolie
You're true last boss is just not even a last boss, it's just credits.
Woolie
The sequel to this game is Waterworld, not Sonic Adventures 2. Kevin Costner brings it back.
Liam
I think Adventure 2 holds up better.
Liam
Because of Rouge the Bat's tits! Am I right?
Matt

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