Spindash Let's Plays
Sonic Adventure
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Game | Sonic Adventure |
Episodes | 9 |
Combined Length | 06:51:12 |
Original Run | May 4, 2015 - May 16, 2015 |
Controller | Liam |
“This is the Dreamcast's Dark Souls.” — Liam
Spindash Let's Plays - Sonic Adventure is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam experience one of the best Sonic games, as little as that amounts to anymore, as they look through Tails' porno collection, drive bumper cars around a post-apocalyptic Earth, gargle feces in their mouths, help Buffalo Big catch the human centi-frog, become the instrument of Eggman's revenge, and ultimately ruin their childhood perception of this game.
About[]
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- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Sonic Adventure Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “A lot of people have been asking us, 'Why don't you do a full LP of Sonic 2006?' and we were all like, 'That's no good.'.”
- — Matt
- “Does every girl just come with a bunch of Archie comics in real life?”
- — Liam
- “I think you just described every 3D Sonic game ever by saying, 'This game has really weird blank.'.”
- — Matt
- “Why is that child directing you to a casino?”
- — Woolie
- “I don’t know. Did he have a mustache on his face or was that just me?”
- — Liam
- “I thought you were gonna say, 'Do you know how casinos work?' and I was gonna say 'yeah, tons of ladies standing around you until you lose all the money'.”
- — Matt
- “Wow Woolie, you're super good at stealing music.”
- — Liam
- “"Theme of Sweaty Animal Sex".”
- — Matt
- “Not "Theme of Love".”
- — Woolie
- “Sonic, I just wanna gargle your poop and rub it on my chest.”
- — Liam as Amy
- “So we're just gonna have a highways inside of a building 'cause fuck you.”
- — Matt
- “Which two sides? What war is waging in the background?”
- — Liam
- “Chaos and order? Hotaru and Havik?”
- — Matt
- “Rhinox knew the deal and when the others started going crazy, he could guide them with their animal spirit.”
- — Woolie
- “That show sucks.”
- — Liam
- “When they were bl... Oh my god, I hate you! I hate you so much! If I could murder you with my thoughts, oh my god!”
- — Woolie
- “This is the Dreamcast's Dark Souls.”
- — Liam
- “Piss on the floor. That's why you buy a plush carpet.”
- — Liam
- “"Man, girls are so weird! I don't like the way they smell 'cause it's not like chili dogs!"”
- — Matt, as Sonic
- “Take any girl character in any game, and give them a hammer and make them more evil, and you've got a better character.”
- — Woolie
- “I forgot to mention, Plague sent me a link to a gallery, of um...”
- — Woolie
- “Sonic porn.”
- — Matt
- “Better.”
- — Woolie
- “Big the Cat is the shit, man. You just didn't read the Archie comics right.”
- — Liam
- “R. Kelly the Urine.”
- — Woolie
- “I bet you Toriyama was drawing Mister Popo and was like, 'This is a bad idea, but I can't stop.'.”
- — Matt
- “It's unavoidable.”
- — Woolie about playing as Big the Cat
- “It's super easy. Just take the controller from him.”
- — Matt
- “Big the Cat says 'Gatsu'.”
- — Woolie
- “Big the Cat goes, 'Please enjoy my website, Stormfront.'”
- — Matt
- “Big the Cat literally crossified Jes... crossified... Jesus. Literally.”
- — Woolie
- “No, no! Run that back! Crossified!”
- — Matt
- “You just alienated half the Sonic fan base.”
- — Liam
- “Oh god, cops, please don't shoot Knuckles. He's running away, please don't shoot him.”
- — Woolie
- “I find that the Wire and Sonic universes share a lot of common themes.”
- — Matt
- “Just drop it likes it's hot or cold, or what have you. Whatever Knuckles doesn't like.”
- — Matt
- “If Tails' wasn't lawful good then he could totally become another Eggman.”
- — Woolie
- “They should have a bunch of guns and a big dumb motorcycle. That would make them look cool.”
- — Matt about Yooka-Laylee
- “On the Xbox One, you boot it and it says, 'What do you want? T.V., PornHub, or T.V.?'.”
- — Liam
- “Zach, your supple butthole...”
- — Matt
- “Is about to unplug the micrphone.”
- — Woolie
- “One school thinks they're called Chao and the other one thinks they're called 'Gaskwang'.”
- — Liam
- “Matt's stifling his laughter, Woolie's stifling his anger.”
- — Liam
- “You're different. Wear a fedora and I'll date you.”
- — Matt as Amy
- “Pat's gonna die by falling out of world.”
- — Woolie
- “He's just gonna clip through the corner of his apartment and that's it.”
- — Liam
- “Just because you have A.I. doesn't mean you have good judgement.”
- — Woolie
- “Super Sonic God Super Sonic.”
- — Woolie
- “You're true last boss is just not even a last boss, it's just credits.”
- — Woolie
- “The sequel to this game is Waterworld, not Sonic Adventures 2. Kevin Costner brings it back.”
- — Liam
- “I think Adventure 2 holds up better.”
- — Liam
- “Because of Rouge the Bat's tits! Am I right?”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The title card art was done by Manny Fanny.
- The intro and outro music is:
- Parts one and two: "Mystic Ruins" from the Sonic Adventure OST.
- Part five: "Open Your Heart (Main Theme of Sonic Adventure)" by Crush 40.
- Parts six and seven: "Unknown from M.E. (Knuckles' Theme)" from Sonic Adventure.
- Part eight: "Believe In Myself" (Theme Of Tails)" from Sonic Adventure.
- Part nine: "It Doesn't Matter (Sonic's Theme)" from Sonic Adventure.
- This playthrough was first hinted at by Matt in his second reddit AMA, in which he said an upcoming Let's Play would "have a lot of Adventure".
- Several moments in each of the characters stories are missing from the LP. According to Matt, these parts were cut out due to "hiccups during recording and some interruptions during Sonic’s campaign.". This is also noted in a annotation at the start of the second video.